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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sex... what's that ?!
If I vaguely remember, isn't it something to do with putting things in holes!!
I think you may be getting sex confused with golf "
That reminds me, got to clean my ball polisher! |
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"Or has anyone else's virginity grown back...?
At least you are young. I will be old and wrinkled by the time we are allowed to have sex again or maybe dead and buried "
Pfft..you're not bloody old!! xx |
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"I may as well be one again, I feel like a caged lion having meat waved at me that I'm not allowed to have until further notice.
I don't think round 1 is going to count when I finally fuck again
Sorry didn't mean to "
It's all good because I'll be devouring you |
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