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over a year ago
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Thought I’d lighten the mood with all the doom a gloom lately.
This is what happens when PQ has too much time on her hands
An ode to our vaginas
Dear minge
I’m sorry you’re being neglected of late
I’m sorry I’m resorting to masterbate
I’m sorry your missing human touch
I know that you like a willy so much
I’m sorry you can’t have a kiss or a stroke
I’m sorry right now I can’t get you a bloke
I’m sorry I’ve not cut your silky hair
I’m sorry but right now I just don’t care
I promise that when all this is done
I’ll find you a penis that’s naughty and fun
I’ll find you a man that’ll make you feel wet
I promise I’ll get you the best I can get
But for now dear minge, it’s just you and me
And all your good for right now is a pee
But when lockdown is over and we can all play
I swear you’ll be cuming and get ruined that day
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"Thought I’d lighten the mood with all the doom a gloom lately.
This is what happens when PQ has too much time on her hands
An ode to our vaginas
Dear minge
I’m sorry you’re being neglected of late
I’m sorry I’m resorting to masterbate
I’m sorry your missing human touch
I know that you like a willy so much
I’m sorry you can’t have a kiss or a stroke
I’m sorry right now I can’t get you a bloke
I’m sorry I’ve not cut your silky hair
I’m sorry but right now I just don’t care
I promise that when all this is done
I’ll find you a penis that’s naughty and fun
I’ll find you a man that’ll make you feel wet
I promise I’ll get you the best I can get
But for now dear minge, it’s just you and me
And all your good for right now is a pee
But when lockdown is over and we can all play
I swear you’ll be cuming and get ruined that day
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Lmao! Another corker hunnie love it!! |
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"Thought I’d lighten the mood with all the doom a gloom lately.
This is what happens when PQ has too much time on her hands
An ode to our vaginas
Dear minge
I’m sorry you’re being neglected of late
I’m sorry I’m resorting to masterbate
I’m sorry your missing human touch
I know that you like a willy so much
I’m sorry you can’t have a kiss or a stroke
I’m sorry right now I can’t get you a bloke
I’m sorry I’ve not cut your silky hair
I’m sorry but right now I just don’t care
I promise that when all this is done
I’ll find you a penis that’s naughty and fun
I’ll find you a man that’ll make you feel wet
I promise I’ll get you the best I can get
But for now dear minge, it’s just you and me
And all your good for right now is a pee
But when lockdown is over and we can all play
I swear you’ll be cuming and get ruined that day
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We both enjoyed that PQ xx |
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"Can we discuss the silky hair line please? I'd have said a brillo pad was more apt
Pmsl your brave this morning mate
A general comment rather than aimed specifically at the lovely OP! "
Haha good , she’ll eat you alive otherwise |
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"Can we discuss the silky hair line please? I'd have said a brillo pad was more apt
Pmsl your brave this morning mate
A general comment rather than aimed specifically at the lovely OP!
Haha good , she’ll eat you alive otherwise "
I am aware of L's abilities |
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"Can we discuss the silky hair line please? I'd have said a brillo pad was more apt
Pmsl your brave this morning mate
A general comment rather than aimed specifically at the lovely OP!
Haha good , she’ll eat you alive otherwise
I am aware of L's abilities "
Not a bad way to go I suppose |
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"Can we discuss the silky hair line please? I'd have said a brillo pad was more apt "
PQ reserves the right to remain silent regarding said Brillo pad.... and sentences fellow fabber to a flogging for his blatant cheek!
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"Can we discuss the silky hair line please? I'd have said a brillo pad was more apt
PQ reserves the right to remain silent regarding said Brillo pad.... and sentences fellow fabber to a flogging for his blatant cheek!
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You’ve just been put in the naughty corner |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Thought I’d lighten the mood with all the doom a gloom lately.
This is what happens when PQ has too much time on her hands
An ode to our vaginas
Dear minge
I’m sorry you’re being neglected of late
I’m sorry I’m resorting to masterbate
I’m sorry your missing human touch
I know that you like a willy so much
I’m sorry you can’t have a kiss or a stroke
I’m sorry right now I can’t get you a bloke
I’m sorry I’ve not cut your silky hair
I’m sorry but right now I just don’t care
I promise that when all this is done
I’ll find you a penis that’s naughty and fun
I’ll find you a man that’ll make you feel wet
I promise I’ll get you the best I can get
But for now dear minge, it’s just you and me
And all your good for right now is a pee
But when lockdown is over and we can all play
I swear you’ll be cuming and get ruined that day
" Bravo miss queen, very impressive |
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"Can we discuss the silky hair line please? I'd have said a brillo pad was more apt
PQ reserves the right to remain silent regarding said Brillo pad.... and sentences fellow fabber to a flogging for his blatant cheek!
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Looking forward to it. It'll be nice to be out of the house |
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