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By *unlovers OP   Couple  over a year ago

rotherham

Just stocked up in aldi with toilet rolls so no need to go mad anymore

Loads for everyone so stop bulk buying

Was suprised how full the shelves where with everything today

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

There was not ONE bog roll in Asda today.

I don't care. I washed my arse twice today . Think i'll stop buying toilet rolls altogether. Fuckers.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

And im not going to Rotheram to get bog rolls ......

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford

Our Tesco still has no toilet rolls, so nicked a couple off my Dad plenty of other things available.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Again I'll say it.

This virus does not give you the squits

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Again I'll say it.

This virus does not give you the squits "

Think I'm going to make a big notice and stick it to the empty shelf

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just stocked up in aldi with toilet rolls so no need to go mad anymore

Loads for everyone so stop bulk buying

Was suprised how full the shelves where with everything today"

aldis on way with lorry now

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By *uenevereWoman  over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Hubby bought some and popped them in the food bank collection.

Hopefully the shops will soon be back to normal stock.

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By *unlovers OP   Couple  over a year ago

rotherham

I only mentioned it cos people keep posting that they can’t get any

Lmao

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By *inkerbell67Woman  over a year ago

Clacton on sea essex

They are eating it with there roasts lol

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"I only mentioned it cos people keep posting that they can’t get any

Lmao"

Haha naughty

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By *rivateparts!Man  over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I've got enough without having to panic but.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Again I'll say it.

This virus does not give you the squits

Think I'm going to make a big notice and stick it to the empty shelf "

I dare you and post a pic please xx

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By *icelymarkedplusoneCouple  over a year ago

cardiff

Have you noticed the bog roll packaging from Tesco? Its got a pretty picture of a virus on it .... now we know how it's spreading lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have already got enough to last me for many months

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By *igerstyle2k2Man  over a year ago

Oxfordshire

If anyone is hoarding, please stop.

There's enough toilet roll and food for everyone. There is no shortage. Please stop hoarding and panic buying.

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Again I'll say it.

This virus does not give you the squits

Think I'm going to make a big notice and stick it to the empty shelf

I dare you and post a pic please xx"

Hey lovely, you keeping well? Xxx

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By *unlovers OP   Couple  over a year ago

rotherham

I’ll never mention bog rolls again

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"I’ll never mention bog rolls again"

please do, we can all do with a laugh right now x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Again I'll say it.

This virus does not give you the squits

Think I'm going to make a big notice and stick it to the empty shelf

I dare you and post a pic please xx

Hey lovely, you keeping well? Xxx"

Im good thanks I hope you are staying safe xx

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By *unlovers OP   Couple  over a year ago

rotherham

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Again I'll say it.

This virus does not give you the squits

Think I'm going to make a big notice and stick it to the empty shelf

I dare you and post a pic please xx

Hey lovely, you keeping well? Xxx

Im good thanks I hope you are staying safe xx"

We're doing our best Kat, we've all got to adhere to the advise we're getting, haven't we? Xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Again I'll say it.

This virus does not give you the squits

Think I'm going to make a big notice and stick it to the empty shelf

I dare you and post a pic please xx

Hey lovely, you keeping well? Xxx

Im good thanks I hope you are staying safe xx

We're doing our best Kat, we've all got to adhere to the advise we're getting, haven't we? Xx

"

Unfortunately we do but it is for the best sending you a hug xx

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I live alone and have a 12 pack of Andrex, I only have 3 slices of bread and 2 eggs left though....

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"I live alone and have a 12 pack of Andrex, I only have 3 slices of bread and 2 eggs left though...."

Trade ya!

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Again I'll say it.

This virus does not give you the squits

Think I'm going to make a big notice and stick it to the empty shelf

I dare you and post a pic please xx

Hey lovely, you keeping well? Xxx

Im good thanks I hope you are staying safe xx

We're doing our best Kat, we've all got to adhere to the advise we're getting, haven't we? Xx

Unfortunately we do but it is for the best sending you a hug xx"

Hugs to you too, sweetheart.xxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Again I'll say it.

This virus does not give you the squits

Think I'm going to make a big notice and stick it to the empty shelf

I dare you and post a pic please xx

Hey lovely, you keeping well? Xxx

Im good thanks I hope you are staying safe xx

We're doing our best Kat, we've all got to adhere to the advise we're getting, haven't we? Xx

Unfortunately we do but it is for the best sending you a hug xx

Hugs to you too, sweetheart.xxx"

Thank you xx

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By *rHotNottsMan  over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Sorry we took it all as some selfish cunt in Asda bulk bought all the washing power and we had no clean clothes. Just trying to keep warm, forgive us

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Sorry we took it all as some selfish cunt in Asda bulk bought all the washing power and we had no clean clothes. Just trying to keep warm, forgive us "

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I would rather eat than wipe my arse

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By *ENGUYMan  over a year ago

Hull

Through someone I know works there, my local Sainsbury's today had the quietest day of the week.

They'd prepared for a manic day, the store was fairly well stocked overnight except for a few items, but the rush didn't materialise!

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Through someone I know works there, my local Sainsbury's today had the quietest day of the week.

They'd prepared for a manic day, the store was fairly well stocked overnight except for a few items, but the rush didn't materialise!"

Bet you've got toilet rolls, Iain!

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By *itvclaireTV/TS  over a year ago

Birmingham


"Through someone I know works there, my local Sainsbury's today had the quietest day of the week.

They'd prepared for a manic day, the store was fairly well stocked overnight except for a few items, but the rush didn't materialise!"

They were lucky. Our local supermarket was overrun first thing. Car park was just a sea of bodies, social distancing doesn't apply there it seems.

XX

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I live alone and have a 12 pack of Andrex, I only have 3 slices of bread and 2 eggs left though....

Trade ya! "

Deal, as long as it's wholemeal bread

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I buy mine in packs of 48 all the time from a friend who's a supplier.

Haven't bought any from a supermarket for years

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I buy mine in packs of 48 all the time from a friend who's a supplier.

Haven't bought any from a supermarket for years "

When you say "all the time", exactly how many do you get through on a daily basis?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

In this family 1 a day

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"I live alone and have a 12 pack of Andrex, I only have 3 slices of bread and 2 eggs left though....

Trade ya!

Deal, as long as it's wholemeal bread "

Hovis wholemeal and half a dozen eggs, courtesy of my brothers hens!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’ll never mention bog rolls again"

lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Again I'll say it.

This virus does not give you the squits

Think I'm going to make a big notice and stick it to the empty shelf "

That made me laugh, go on do it and post it here

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Again I'll say it.

This virus does not give you the squits

Think I'm going to make a big notice and stick it to the empty shelf

That made me laugh, go on do it and post it here "

Haha do you think Tesco would find it funny

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I keep reading the thread title as "toilet trolls". I hope I never get those!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Again I'll say it.

This virus does not give you the squits

Think I'm going to make a big notice and stick it to the empty shelf

That made me laugh, go on do it and post it here

Haha do you think Tesco would find it funny "

Worth a try

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Again I'll say it.

This virus does not give you the squits

Think I'm going to make a big notice and stick it to the empty shelf

That made me laugh, go on do it and post it here

Haha do you think Tesco would find it funny "

Don't know about Tesco but we would xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Through someone I know works there, my local Sainsbury's today had the quietest day of the week.

They'd prepared for a manic day, the store was fairly well stocked overnight except for a few items, but the rush didn't materialise!"

Don't think it's all over just some pockets where theres more scum.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Just worked it out. No clubs open, no meets so what else can a single guy go except administer self-pleasure and clean up after himself? Toilet roll shortage explained!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just worked it out. No clubs open, no meets so what else can a single guy go except administer self-pleasure and clean up after himself? Toilet roll shortage explained! "

Not to mention squirting ladies pleasuring themselves.

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By *alandNitaCouple  over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"Just stocked up in aldi with toilet rolls so no need to go mad anymore

Loads for everyone so stop bulk buying

Was suprised how full the shelves where with everything today"

When I've seen loo rolls in the supermarket (whilst I'm shopping) I've been buying a couple of packs to just drop into the food-bank donation box. It will get seriously difficult for some people in the coming weeks and any extra will always help.

Cal

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I only mentioned it cos people keep posting that they can’t get any

Lmao"

no that was sex, toilet rolls are ok

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Latest exchange rates

£1 = €1.07

£1 = $1.17

£1 = 0.5 toilet roll.

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