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I've finally managed to buy some loo rolls.......

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By *tingly Byron OP Man over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Down to my last loo roll, the shops have been empty since God knows how long.

Finally managed to buy a 4 pack from Sparks and Mencers.

Not my usual plain brand, but lavender scented.

I'm going to give my arse a right treat later......

#lookingforwardtopooptime

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Congrats but make it last and use only two squares at a time and no double dipping on the bum scoop.

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By *tingly Byron OP Man over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Lavend'ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If worse comes to worse you could use the sum newspaper, as that’s all it’s good for.

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By *tingly Byron OP Man over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"If worse comes to worse you could use the sum newspaper, as that’s all it’s good for.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I was prepared and stocked up on some before the panic buying started make sure you have a bit so it lasts few months there.

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Toilet paper!

Luxury!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I found the perfect substitute...

A nail brush

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I found the perfect substitute...

A nail brush"

Or someone else's toothbrush.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I found the perfect substitute...

A nail brush

Or someone else's toothbrush. "

*puts on best yoda impersonation*

Kinky one you are

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By *arakiss12TV/TS over a year ago

Bedford

This time last year, walking back to my car from Farm Foods with 2 Nicky 18 roll packs, a good 100 yards walk. I do this every few months. People were laughing at me... "look at that wierdo with the bog rolls"

Well they're not laughin now.

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By *tingly Byron OP Man over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

I'm just going to leave a bog roll on the side now instead of that weird smelling bark stuff.

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