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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Has announced that dogs cannot contract Covid-19.

Dogs being held in quarantine can now be released.

Just to be clear.........

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT

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By *estless nativeMan over a year ago

near Glasgow

Woof

Woof woof woof

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Woof

Woof

Woof woof woof"

That’s a bit harsh isn’t it surely you mean

Woof woof woof woof a woof woof

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Woof

Woof

Woof woof woof

That’s a bit harsh isn’t it surely you mean

Woof woof woof woof a woof woof "

I'm reporting that

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I used to cough to cover a fart.. now I fart to cover a cough ??

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By *hubaysiWoman over a year ago

Leeds

"I used to cough to cover a fart.. now I fart to cover a cough ??

Oh dear how gross!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I used to cough to cover a fart.. now I fart to cover a cough ??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I used to cough to cover a fart.. now I fart to cover a cough ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

In light of recent panic buying uk supermarkets have introduced purchase limits.

Asda - 2 hand sanitizers and 24 toilet rolls

Tesco - 1 hand sanitiser, 18 toilet rolls and 1 kg of rice

Co-op - 12 toilet rolls and 2 kg of rice

Aldi - 2 trumpets , 1 diving suit and a MIG welder

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In light of recent panic buying uk supermarkets have introduced purchase limits.

Asda - 2 hand sanitizers and 24 toilet rolls

Tesco - 1 hand sanitiser, 18 toilet rolls and 1 kg of rice

Co-op - 12 toilet rolls and 2 kg of rice

Aldi - 2 trumpets , 1 diving suit and a MIG welder

Hahahaha crying

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By *ENGUYMan over a year ago

Hull

My local shop...

Two 2L bottles of Coke for £1.50.

Walkers Crisps - 3 small bags for a quid.

Bargain Telly food!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

NEIL DIAMOND : hands

NHS : yes , wash them for at least 20 seconds

NEIL DIAMOND : touching hands

NHS : no , please don’t touch hands

NEIL DIAMOND : reaching out

NHS : avoid that too

NEIL DIAMOND : touching me

NHS : OH HELL !!

NEIL DIAMOND : TOUCHING YUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In light of recent panic buying uk supermarkets have introduced purchase limits.

Asda - 2 hand sanitizers and 24 toilet rolls

Tesco - 1 hand sanitiser, 18 toilet rolls and 1 kg of rice

Co-op - 12 toilet rolls and 2 kg of rice

Aldi - 2 trumpets , 1 diving suit and a MIG welder

Hahahaha crying

Me too, I burst out laughing there

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By *a LunaWoman over a year ago

South Wales

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"NEIL DIAMOND : hands

NHS : yes , wash them for at least 20 seconds

NEIL DIAMOND : touching hands

NHS : no , please don’t touch hands

NEIL DIAMOND : reaching out

NHS : avoid that too

NEIL DIAMOND : touching me

NHS : OH HELL !!

NEIL DIAMOND : TOUCHING YUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

Everyone join in ..

Sweeet Covid 19...

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By *hedevilKTWoman over a year ago

milton keynes

That’s made my day if chance my furbaby could get it that would crush me

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By *ptimus758Man over a year ago

brentwood

"NEIL DIAMOND : hands

NHS : yes , wash them for at least 20 seconds

NEIL DIAMOND : touching hands

NHS : no , please don’t touch hands

NEIL DIAMOND : reaching out

NHS : avoid that too

NEIL DIAMOND : touching me

NHS : OH HELL !!

NEIL DIAMOND : TOUCHING YUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

Brilliant

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By *ptimus758Man over a year ago

brentwood

"That’s made my day if chance my furbaby could get it that would crush me "

Yeah me too, I love my dog more then people

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By *ools and the brainCouple over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Whoooooooooooooooo

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By *ools and the brainCouple over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Really nobody got the Mark and lard reference?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I vote this thread needs to self isolate to ‘virus’

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By *argaret James200TV/TS over a year ago

Birmingham

Well at a guess I'd say the W.H.O.!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Well at a guess I'd say the W.H.O.!!!"

Cracking guess

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In light of recent panic buying uk supermarkets have introduced purchase limits.

Asda - 2 hand sanitizers and 24 toilet rolls

Tesco - 1 hand sanitiser, 18 toilet rolls and 1 kg of rice

Co-op - 12 toilet rolls and 2 kg of rice

Aldi - 2 trumpets , 1 diving suit and a MIG welder

Hahahaha crying

Me too, I burst out laughing there "

Actually pulled over as I was laughing too much. Spot on buddy!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In light of recent panic buying uk supermarkets have introduced purchase limits.

Asda - 2 hand sanitizers and 24 toilet rolls

Tesco - 1 hand sanitiser, 18 toilet rolls and 1 kg of rice

Co-op - 12 toilet rolls and 2 kg of rice

Aldi - 2 trumpets , 1 diving suit and a MIG welder

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By *arakiss12TV/TS over a year ago

Bedford

"Has announced that dogs cannot contract Covid-19.

Dogs being held in quarantine can now be released.

Just to be clear.........

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT "

This is based on if droplets are on the fur, which absorbs pathogens, it will not pass to humans by touch.

Dogs breath air, man sneezes or coughs, dog breathes in virus. Dog licks friends dog's face passes on virus, which then likes friends face.

Or dog picks it up from human waste/garbage or spit on ground while out walking out. Then licks owner's face.

The WHO do't have a clue.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Don’t forget to clean your knobs , knockers and flaps for the postie

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By *ostafunMan over a year ago

near ipswich

I see people in Egypt are killing cats as someone posted on social media that they spread covid19

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

It's been seven hours and fifteen days

Since you took our pubs away

I go out every night and sleep all day

Since you took our pubs away

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By *ncutgemMan over a year ago

Bath ish

Proff ppsitive if you needed it the the W H O ARE barking mad

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