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"As if we don't have enough to fret about, scientists have now found evidence of microplastics in the cell structure of penises. There is a theory that this is linked to increased rates of ED. Have you got a flexy willy? What to do?" Even worse is microplastics in micropenises | |||
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"As if we don't have enough to fret about, scientists have now found evidence of microplastics in the cell structure of penises. There is a theory that this is linked to increased rates of ED. Have you got a flexy willy? What to do?" Are they recyclable? ![]() | |||
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"It's you lot getting your depopulation jabs." Ah, bless | |||
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"So a real life Barbie and Ken is possible? Honestly, Global warming is a thing, but I do not believe man has anything to do with it, my opinion is neither here nor there, but I do firmly believe we are on the verge of extinction because of plastic. No matter which part of the body they look at, which animal they look at, or which part of the world, microplastic is everywhere. I reckon this is a far bigger threat to humanity than fossil fuel." The evidence accepted by scientists is very clear, that humans have caused this global heating. Any other processes, including natural elements, are insignificant. | |||
"So a real life Barbie and Ken is possible? Honestly, Global warming is a thing, but I do not believe man has anything to do with it, my opinion is neither here nor there, but I do firmly believe we are on the verge of extinction because of plastic. No matter which part of the body they look at, which animal they look at, or which part of the world, microplastic is everywhere. I reckon this is a far bigger threat to humanity than fossil fuel. The evidence accepted by scientists is very clear, that humans have caused this global heating. Any other processes, including natural elements, are insignificant. " and yet, there are other scientists who believe otherwise. Fact is hippos once roamed Europe and the UK, barely 8000 years ago, in the greater scheme of things, that was barely 2 minutes ago. They moved south or died because it got too cold for them to live here. That was many 1000's of years before the industrial revolution, but hey, don't argue with science, because they know everything. Just like they predicted in the 30's that the world was going to be iced over because of fossil fuel. Or that acid rain was going to end us in the 70's. We're being told the floods all over the world are because of global warming, do yourself a favour, google the worst floods on the planet. You will find most of them are pre 1600's. but yeah OK, the warming up and cooling down of the planet is man made. It really does depend on where you place the base line on temperature, our scientists have, for whatever reason, ignored the data pre 1930. 1000's of ice drills have proven todays scientists completely and utterly wrong in their assumptions. And as for your remark about natural, they have no idea as to the output from volcanoes, they only studied 17 of them in depth, and more than half of those were considered dormant, they only recently discovered the fields in the oceans, they have less than no idea how much CO2 is produced by those fields, they also have no idea as to how many of those fields there are. I'm sure you are aware that the current CO2 level on the planet is around 0.04%? I'm sure you are also aware that all life on earth would cease to exist if the CO2 level drops below 0.03%. Don't believe me, google it, the truth is out there, you just have to look for it, and no, the news channels are most definitely not the place to find the truth, they report what they think we want to hear. | |||
"As if we don't have enough to fret about, scientists have now found evidence of microplastics in the cell structure of penises. There is a theory that this is linked to increased rates of ED. Have you got a flexy willy? What to do?" I thought the ladies likes the flex ![]() | |||
"No one is using mine anyway. " I'm not shocked to hear this. ![]() | |||
"So a real life Barbie and Ken is possible? Honestly, Global warming is a thing, but I do not believe man has anything to do with it, my opinion is neither here nor there, but I do firmly believe we are on the verge of extinction because of plastic. No matter which part of the body they look at, which animal they look at, or which part of the world, microplastic is everywhere. I reckon this is a far bigger threat to humanity than fossil fuel." An apocalypse brought on by an attack of polyester penis. Well, we all have to go somehow. ![]() | |||
"As if we don't have enough to fret about, scientists have now found evidence of microplastics in the cell structure of penises. There is a theory that this is linked to increased rates of ED. Have you got a flexy willy? What to do? Even worse is microplastics in micropenises" Woah there tiger, no bodies micro-ing my penis. ![]() | |||
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"Try being a victim of pelvic mesh. Surgeons implanting ‘safe’ polypropylene to correct a prolapse. Men have it implanted to fix hernias and prolapses too. Problem is it cuts in to your organs internally and causes damage. Finding micro plastics is the least of your problems. They’re finding it everywhere. " Wait, what?! Are they still administering these? | |||
"We are all consuming plastics each and every day. In our food, from our drinks, from our take always, from our ready meals, from our microwave cooking. " Worst of all...glitter whether it's in make up, metallic car paint or even kiddywinks' artwork, this common product is so wasteful and not taken seriously. How many eco warriers are guilty of this one? t gets everywhere and wanted to end up in the rivers, ground and ultimately all creatures. Is is an accident, that glitter rhymes with litter? | |||
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"ED?" ...phone home | |||
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"Micro plastic in a micro penis would be really bad. " Does this not then just become plastic in a penis with the 2 micros cancelling eachother out? | |||
"As if we don't have enough to fret about, scientists have now found evidence of microplastics in the cell structure of penises. There is a theory that this is linked to increased rates of ED. Have you got a flexy willy? What to do?" They are working on a vaccine for it. In the meantime you must keep a 2m gap between you and the next person or they might get microplastic too. | |||
"We are all consuming plastics each and every day. In our food, from our drinks, from our take always, from our ready meals, from our microwave cooking. Worst of all...glitter whether it's in make up, metallic car paint or even kiddywinks' artwork, this common product is so wasteful and not taken seriously. How many eco warriers are guilty of this one? t gets everywhere and wanted to end up in the rivers, ground and ultimately all creatures. Is is an accident, that glitter rhymes with litter?" It also rhymes with twitter which is Welsh for something. | |||
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"As if we don't have enough to fret about, scientists have now found evidence of microplastics in the cell structure of penises. There is a theory that this is linked to increased rates of ED. Have you got a flexy willy? What to do?" I’d have thought once a certain level is reached it’s happy days and you’re a human dildo! | |||
"Every penis, be it micro or not is linked to 5G and is now nothing more than a booster transmitter." See, what have people been warning about 5G since long before all the Tiktok scientists came on the scene. No tissue heating without RF! | |||
"Probably all those nasty contaminated jabs you covidians have had." Clearly you have far too many microplastics affecting your brain 🤣 | |||
"I'm dyslexic and ready that as Micropenises in plastic." I thought condoms were latex. | |||