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By *otsossie OP Man over a year ago

Chesterfield

New advice has been published warning against having meets if you have cold symptoms.

Apparently if she starts coughing during sex, your cock will fly out, and you may not be able to get it back in.

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

I once sneezed during sex and his cock flew out

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By *hirleyMan over a year ago

somewhere

"I once sneezed during sex and his cock flew out"

Did it fly back in?

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By *fternoonDelight69Man over a year ago

Southampton

"New advice has been published warning against having meets if you have cold symptoms.

Apparently if she starts coughing during sex, your cock will fly out, and you may not be able to get it back in. "

What if she coughs to cover the fart?

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By *fternoonDelight69Man over a year ago

Southampton

"I once sneezed during sex and his cock flew out"

One flew over the cuck's nest?

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By *hirleyMan over a year ago

somewhere

"I once sneezed during sex and his cock flew out

Did it fly back in?"

I just swear there's a joke there about cockpits and ejection seats and I can't see it...

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By *otsossie OP Man over a year ago

Chesterfield

"I once sneezed during sex and his cock flew out"

There was some inspiration behind the post

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I once sneezed during sex and his cock flew out"

What was his cock doing up your nose?

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By *penbicoupleCouple over a year ago

Northampton

"New advice has been published warning against having meets if you have cold symptoms. "

Isn't that common sense?

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By *eyeYCouple over a year ago

Nr Leicester

He love's it if I cough during sex...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It maybe common sense to mst but I suspect the government reckon common sense among the useless eaters isn't all that common.

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By *ackformore100Man over a year ago

Tin town

"New advice has been published warning against having meets if you have cold symptoms.

Isn't that common sense?"

Wow... Nanny state or what. Next they'll be advising against meets if youve got norovirus.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple over a year ago

Leeds

I coughed the other night and pushed his cock out.

True story!

Mrs

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By *uyForeLadiesMan over a year ago

Grantham

"Wow... Nanny state or what. Next they'll be advising against meets if youve got norovirus. "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"New advice has been published warning against having meets if you have cold symptoms.

Isn't that common sense?

Wow... Nanny state or what. Next they'll be advising against meets if youve got norovirus. "

Ew that'd be a messy meet. Imagine a norovirus gangbang

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