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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Asked SAGE to do a worst case scenario for today's dog walk.
Apparently I'm going to be run over twice by cars, slide down a muddy slope, bang by head on a rock in the brook and drown.
Should I go out or not? |
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By *I TwoCouple
over a year ago
PDI 12-26th Nov 24 |
"Asked SAGE to do a worst case scenario for today's dog walk.
Apparently I'm going to be run over twice by cars, slide down a muddy slope, bang by head on a rock in the brook and drown.
Should I go out or not?"
No, you might have Covid |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Asked SAGE to do a worst case scenario for today's dog walk.
Apparently I'm going to be run over twice by cars, slide down a muddy slope, bang by head on a rock in the brook and drown.
Should I go out or not?
No, you might have Covid"
I feel fine - is that a symptom?
I'm leaning towards staying put as I'd hate to end up in hospital, taking up a bed that could be used by someone who is vaccinated. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Asked SAGE to do a worst case scenario for today's dog walk.
Apparently I'm going to be run over twice by cars, slide down a muddy slope, bang by head on a rock in the brook and drown.
Should I go out or not?"
Exactly  |
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By *ovebjsMan
over a year ago
Bristol |
"Asked SAGE to do a worst case scenario for today's dog walk.
Apparently I'm going to be run over twice by cars, slide down a muddy slope, bang by head on a rock in the brook and drown.
Should I go out or not?
No, you might have Covid
I feel fine - is that a symptom?
I'm leaning towards staying put as I'd hate to end up in hospital, taking up a bed that could be used by someone who is vaccinated."
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By *I TwoCouple
over a year ago
PDI 12-26th Nov 24 |
"Asked SAGE to do a worst case scenario for today's dog walk.
Apparently I'm going to be run over twice by cars, slide down a muddy slope, bang by head on a rock in the brook and drown.
Should I go out or not?
No, you might have Covid
I feel fine - is that a symptom?
I'm leaning towards staying put as I'd hate to end up in hospital, taking up a bed that could be used by someone who is vaccinated."
Yes, feeling fine can be a symptom a d it's called asymptomatic infection.
In out experience, people who don't care to get vaccinated don't care enough to test regularly and as such help spread this vile disease.
So stay inside |
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"Asked SAGE to do a worst case scenario for today's dog walk.
Apparently I'm going to be run over twice by cars, slide down a muddy slope, bang by head on a rock in the brook and drown.
Should I go out or not?"
Have you had your 17th booster?
You might kill someones granny! |
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By *I TwoCouple
over a year ago
PDI 12-26th Nov 24 |
"Asked SAGE to do a worst case scenario for today's dog walk.
Apparently I'm going to be run over twice by cars, slide down a muddy slope, bang by head on a rock in the brook and drown.
Should I go out or not?Have you had your 17th booster?
You might kill someones granny!"
Ow your either being stupid or just rude.
I've had my booster and I test before I meet anyone's Granny
What did you contribute to society today ? |
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"Asked SAGE to do a worst case scenario for today's dog walk.
Apparently I'm going to be run over twice by cars, slide down a muddy slope, bang by head on a rock in the brook and drown.
Should I go out or not?Have you had your 17th booster?
You might kill someones granny!
Ow your either being stupid or just rude.
I've had my booster and I test before I meet anyone's Granny
What did you contribute to society today ?"
I went to work, likely paid a lot of tax on it too. Gotta pay for all boosters. |
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"Asked SAGE to do a worst case scenario for today's dog walk.
Apparently I'm going to be run over twice by cars, slide down a muddy slope, bang by head on a rock in the brook and drown.
Should I go out or not?"
Yes definitely stay in sage are never wrong about anything are they!?  |
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By *irldnCouple
over a year ago
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"Asked SAGE to do a worst case scenario for today's dog walk.
Apparently I'm going to be run over twice by cars, slide down a muddy slope, bang by head on a rock in the brook and drown.
Should I go out or not?
No, you might have Covid
I feel fine - is that a symptom?
I'm leaning towards staying put as I'd hate to end up in hospital, taking up a bed that could be used by someone who is vaccinated.
Yes, feeling fine can be a symptom a d it's called asymptomatic infection.
In out experience, people who don't care to get vaccinated don't care enough to test regularly and as such help spread this vile disease.
So stay inside "
And this is called the law of unintended consequences.
Many vaccinated people have thrown caution to the wind and dropped all other risk mitigations (to be fair we were told vaccines were our only path back to normal life).
Because the vaccines reduce the chance of serious illness they also reduce the chance of developing symptoms. However, these asymptomatic vaccinated people are walking around blissfully unaware that they are actually a carrier and are transmitting to others. |
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I would advise all the people over 60 this winter, To have both arms and legs put in plaster. Just in case we slip over. The only set back that I can see is. You will walk like you have shit yourself. |
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"Asked SAGE to do a worst case scenario for today's dog walk.
Apparently I'm going to be run over twice by cars, slide down a muddy slope, bang by head on a rock in the brook and drown.
Should I go out or not?"
Hahaha! |
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"Asked SAGE to do a worst case scenario for today's dog walk.
Apparently I'm going to be run over twice by cars, slide down a muddy slope, bang by head on a rock in the brook and drown.
Should I go out or not?"
Just keep your phone on you for the ambulance. |
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"Asked SAGE to do a worst case scenario for today's dog walk.
Apparently I'm going to be run over twice by cars, slide down a muddy slope, bang by head on a rock in the brook and drown.
Should I go out or not?
Just keep your phone on you for the ambulance."
If you get booster first you'll have a cracking 5g signal too  |
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"Asked SAGE to do a worst case scenario for today's dog walk.
Apparently I'm going to be run over twice by cars, slide down a muddy slope, bang by head on a rock in the brook and drown.
Should I go out or not?Have you had your 17th booster?
You might kill someones granny!
Ow your either being stupid or just rude.
I've had my booster and I test before I meet anyone's Granny
What did you contribute to society today ?"
Come on everybody
I need a hero, I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Asked SAGE to do a worst case scenario for today's dog walk.
Apparently I'm going to be run over twice by cars, slide down a muddy slope, bang by head on a rock in the brook and drown.
Should I go out or not?
No, you might have Covid
I feel fine - is that a symptom?
I'm leaning towards staying put as I'd hate to end up in hospital, taking up a bed that could be used by someone who is vaccinated.
Yes, feeling fine can be a symptom a d it's called asymptomatic infection.
In out experience, people who don't care to get vaccinated don't care enough to test regularly and as such help spread this vile disease.
So stay inside "
Nailed it right there! - Brilliant!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Asked SAGE to do a worst case scenario for today's dog walk.
Apparently I'm going to be run over twice by cars, slide down a muddy slope, bang by head on a rock in the brook and drown.
Should I go out or not?"
did you ask how likely are it was to happen and what assumptions they made to get this answer? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm guessing that sounded really funny in your head ?"
You're giving me way too much credit thinking I made it up myself!
The truth is I copied and pasted it from Twitter.
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