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over a year ago
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"A cabinet minister has hinted that kissing under the misletoe could be banned this Christmas to stop the spread of viruses. Surely they wouldn't ? "
Hopefully nobody has plastic ones in a box in the loft.
F’kin idiots.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A cabinet minister has hinted that kissing under the misletoe could be banned this Christmas to stop the spread of viruses. Surely they wouldn't ? "
No they didn't. They said that kissing strangers probably wasn't the best way to stop the virus spreading. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A cabinet minister has hinted that kissing under the misletoe could be banned this Christmas to stop the spread of viruses. Surely they wouldn't ?
No they didn't. They said that kissing strangers probably wasn't the best way to stop the virus spreading."
But have they tried it though?  |
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"A cabinet minister has hinted that kissing under the misletoe could be banned this Christmas to stop the spread of viruses. Surely they wouldn't ?
No they didn't. They said that kissing strangers probably wasn't the best way to stop the virus spreading."
Exactly this  |
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Yes you can use mistletoe this season provided:
You have had both injections and a booster.
You have to have a PCR test in the past 48 hours and a rapid one within 12 hours.
Have a normal temperature (this may be difficult if you have jumped the gun and had full on sex because you dirty fuckers couldn't be arsed to wait)
The person under the mistletoe has to be in your bubble and they too must have completed the above...
So after all that and you still can be arsed with mistletoe then crack on you sexy lot!!! |
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"A cabinet minister has hinted that kissing under the misletoe could be banned this Christmas to stop the spread of viruses. Surely they wouldn't ? "
Which cabinet minister and where did he say it? |
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"A cabinet minister has hinted that kissing under the misletoe could be banned this Christmas to stop the spread of viruses. Surely they wouldn't ?
No they didn't. They said that kissing strangers probably wasn't the best way to stop the virus spreading."
I think that makes perfect sense with the new variant. Unfortunately we do live in a society where we have to put ‘may contain nuts’ on packets of nuts  |
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By *ostafunMan
over a year ago
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"A cabinet minister has hinted that kissing under the misletoe could be banned this Christmas to stop the spread of viruses. Surely they wouldn't ?
No they didn't. They said that kissing strangers probably wasn't the best way to stop the virus spreading."
Exactly nothing at all about a ban i do wish people would stop making stuff up.  |
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"Did they have a view if analingus was acceptable? If they were silent on it I assume it’s all good for the Office party?"
I swear to god, back in the early days of this I remember seeing a health advisement saying that rimming should be avoided.
Truly the end of days |
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