Two Pricks

By *orkiebar51 OP Man over a year ago

Keighley

Left arm Covid booster.

Right arm flu jab.

No wanking for me tonight

By *vbride1963TV/TS over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"Left arm Covid booster.

Right arm flu jab.

No wanking for me tonight

I’m sure your waiting on your inbox exploding with offers to help .

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Left arm Covid booster.

Right arm flu jab.

No wanking for me tonight

You use 2 hands to wank? Show off!

By *D835Man over a year ago

London

"Left arm Covid booster.

Right arm flu jab.

No wanking for me tonight

You use 2 hands to wank? Show off!

No, I think he means both arms are out due to having jabs on each arm. Not that he uses 2 hands to wank.

By *orkiebar51 OP Man over a year ago

Keighley

Don't trash my emerging reputation

By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I've had so many pricks this year it isn't funny.

Unfortunately of the stabby variety, not the fun variety

By *ittleMissCaliWoman over a year ago

all loved up

"Left arm Covid booster.

Right arm flu jab.

No wanking for me tonight

"
I realised the error of my ways doing that as I couldn't sleep properly for days x