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Frozen song, alphabet, or baby powder?
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Superpowers that come with the vaccines:
Pfizer - turns you into a princess that can make snowmen.
Astra Zeneca - you can recite the whole alphabet A to Z in one breath.
Johnson & Johnson - imbues knowledge of changing nappies and applying baby powder!
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I can recite the alphabet and the complete works of Shakespeare in 1.5 breaths but didn't find a lot of use for it but I found the side effects in the forum, which seems to cause bat shit crayseeness even thinking of them. I'm now size minus zero - yes, it is possible! Look up the famous doc on YouTube, who explains it in simple words most of us can understand. I can fit into anything, gawd given blessings, from jeans modification therapy we are the guinea pigs of this coercive new world order |
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"I can recite the alphabet and the complete works of Shakespeare in 1.5 breaths but didn't find a lot of use for it but I found the side effects in the forum, which seems to cause bat shit crayseeness even thinking of them. I'm now size minus zero - yes, it is possible! Look up the famous doc on YouTube, who explains it in simple words most of us can understand. I can fit into anything, gawd given blessings, from jeans modification therapy we are the guinea pigs of this coercive new world order"
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"Moderna sounds like some kind of Scandinavian minimalist furniture. Perhaps it gives powers relating to keeping chrome and glass tables shiny and dust free?"
Wouldn't it be lovely, if you never had to dust and polish again.
The names a bit like Hygena QA - which involves rigorous analysis of your cleanliness
Doesn't the Johnson 1 leave you with babysoft skin? |
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"Moderna sounds like some kind of Scandinavian minimalist furniture. Perhaps it gives powers relating to keeping chrome and glass tables shiny and dust free?"
The power to go to IKEA and stick to your list |
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"Moderna sounds like some kind of Scandinavian minimalist furniture. Perhaps it gives powers relating to keeping chrome and glass tables shiny and dust free?
The power to go to IKEA and stick to your list "
I only go for a veggie hot dog |
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