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"Lots of talk of where this started...labs.. bats... Who knows.. they say Ossie Osbourne used to bite the heads off bats.. maybe there is your answer... Possibly originated in Australia... "
He's not "Aussie Osbourne"!!! He's "Ozzy Osbourne" and he comes from Birmingham  |
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"Lots of talk of where this started...labs.. bats... Who knows.. they say Ossie Osbourne used to bite the heads off bats.. maybe there is your answer... Possibly originated in Australia...
He's not "Aussie Osbourne"!!! He's "Ozzy Osbourne" and he comes from Birmingham "
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"Lots of talk of where this started...labs.. bats... Who knows.. they say Ossie Osbourne used to bite the heads off bats.. maybe there is your answer... Possibly originated in Australia... "
We can ignore the lots of talk that's idle tittle tattle and just focus on the scientific evidence. It appears to be have come from amongst the reservoir of coronaviruses amongst bats, possibly via another animal. Ee don't know exactly where it made that jump but it's seemingly looking like in Asia. The first recognised substantial outbreak was in Wuhan but may have been transported there, starting elsewhere.
The important thing is to stop it and to be observant for others that may jump to us too. |
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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
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"Lots of talk of where this started...labs.. bats... Who knows.. they say Ossie Osbourne used to bite the heads off bats.. maybe there is your answer... Possibly originated in Australia...
He's not "Aussie Osbourne"!!! He's "Ozzy Osbourne" and he comes from Birmingham "
Well why isn't he called Brummie Osbourne..
He must have as Ozzie connection. I think AC/DC were an Ozzie band and they were wild by all accounts.. driving cars into swimming pools and allsorts |
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"Lots of talk of where this started...labs.. bats... Who knows.. they say Ossie Osbourne used to bite the heads off bats.. maybe there is your answer... Possibly originated in Australia... "
Comedy gold. |
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"Lots of talk of where this started...labs.. bats... Who knows.. they say Ossie Osbourne used to bite the heads off bats.. maybe there is your answer... Possibly originated in Australia...
Comedy gold."
A welcome distraction from all things Covid.. |
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"He is John Michael Osbourne"
Correct. But any schoolkid with the first names John Michael and the surname Osbourne does not get called John or Michael by his mates at school, he invariably picks up the nickname Ozzy...
Indeed I went to school with an Ozzy (but not the Ozzy ) |
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"He is John Michael Osbourne
Correct. But any schoolkid with the first names John Michael and the surname Osbourne does not get called John or Michael by his mates at school, he invariably picks up the nickname Ozzy...
Indeed I went to school with an Ozzy (but not the Ozzy )"
My teacher in junior school was the God Mother of Ozzy keyboardist Don Airey.. |
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"He is John Michael Osbourne
Correct. But any schoolkid with the first names John Michael and the surname Osbourne does not get called John or Michael by his mates at school, he invariably picks up the nickname Ozzy...
Indeed I went to school with an Ozzy (but not the Ozzy )"
Was it that other famous Australian ozzy ardiles? |
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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
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I have met two ozzie's in real life and both of them were from Australia.. well actually one was from New Zealand but both got called Ozzie.
But if people are biting the heads of bats then not sure it was safe then or now. Ozzie just got lucky.. either that or the Australian bats do not carry the mutant strain..
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"I have met two ozzie's in real life and both of them were from Australia.. well actually one was from New Zealand but both got called Ozzie.
But if people are biting the heads of bats then not sure it was safe then or now. Ozzie just got lucky.. either that or the Australian bats do not carry the mutant strain..
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"I have met two ozzie's in real life and both of them were from Australia.. well actually one was from New Zealand but both got called Ozzie.
But if people are biting the heads of bats then not sure it was safe then or now. Ozzie just got lucky.. either that or the Australian bats do not carry the mutant strain..
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Have you never heard Ozzy talk he’s a Brummie and the bat was in the USA so absolutely no connection at all to Australia. He also didn’t get lucky as he caught rabies from the bat and spent few days in hospital. Not really up on music I take it Tom |
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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
Chelmsford |
Ozzie actually caught rabies from these bats.. exactly how dangerous are these buggers..
If it's not Covid it's Rabies...
Lots of dangerous animals beasts and diseases exist in Oz that's for sure... |
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By *mmabluTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Lots of talk of where this started...labs.. bats... Who knows.. they say Ossie Osbourne used to bite the heads off bats.. maybe there is your answer... Possibly originated in Australia... "
Who cares deal with the hear and now
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Ozzy Osbourne did not catch rabies, he had shots for it as a preventative measure. Most people who catch rabies die from it, at least if they leave treatment until the clinical signs appear.
The nickname for Australians is Aussies, not Ozzies. It's an abbreviation of Australian not Ostralian. |
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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
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So they thought that Ossie was at risk from rabies..
When I was young I was taught about bats and what happens if they fly into your hair...
Bats are definitely risky animals and the most dangerous of birds in my opinion.. |
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"So they thought that Ossie was at risk from rabies..
When I was young I was taught about bats and what happens if they fly into your hair...
Bats are definitely risky animals and the most dangerous of birds in my opinion.. "
Im not sure if you are a comedy genius or you are on a whole different planet |
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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
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"So they thought that Ossie was at risk from rabies..
When I was young I was taught about bats and what happens if they fly into your hair...
Bats are definitely risky animals and the most dangerous of birds in my opinion..
Im not sure if you are a comedy genius or you are on a whole different planet"
My gift if I have one ..
Is that I can see through the news headlines and sort the wheat from the chaff |
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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
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These bats are sub human...they live in caves and not nests.. they live in large colonies fornicating like animals...
Most animals live in pairs.. humans and swans for example...
Not these dangerous buggers.. |
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"These bats are sub human...they live in caves and not nests.. they live in large colonies fornicating like animals...
Most animals live in pairs.. humans and swans for example...
Not these dangerous buggers.."
I just read a sad story about a swan holding up a German trainline as it’s mate had been killed. It plonked itself down on the track and refused to move out of grief.
I also used to look after a private animal collection in my youth part time and when the trumpeter swans died their mate would invariably follow.
Swans are cool Bats are not. |
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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
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"These bats are sub human...they live in caves and not nests.. they live in large colonies fornicating like animals...
Most animals live in pairs.. humans and swans for example...
Not these dangerous buggers..
I just read a sad story about a swan holding up a German trainline as it’s mate had been killed. It plonked itself down on the track and refused to move out of grief.
I also used to look after a private animal collection in my youth part time and when the trumpeter swans died their mate would invariably follow.
Swans are cool Bats are not. "
I agree about swans but I did once read an article which suggested that some male swans have affairs.. to be fair I think that's a natural male instinct to ensure the survival of the species.. |
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"These bats are sub human...they live in caves and not nests.. they live in large colonies fornicating like animals...
Most animals live in pairs.. humans and swans for example...
Not these dangerous buggers.."
Bats aren't sub human ... they are bats !!!!!
Of course they fornicate like animals as that's what they are !!!!! |
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"These bats are sub human...they live in caves and not nests.. they live in large colonies fornicating like animals...
Most animals live in pairs.. humans and swans for example...
Not these dangerous buggers.."
Tom are you saying these comments in jest ? |
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"These bats are sub human...they live in caves and not nests.. they live in large colonies fornicating like animals...
Most animals live in pairs.. humans and swans for example...
Not these dangerous buggers..
I just read a sad story about a swan holding up a German trainline as it’s mate had been killed. It plonked itself down on the track and refused to move out of grief.
I also used to look after a private animal collection in my youth part time and when the trumpeter swans died their mate would invariably follow.
Swans are cool Bats are not.
I agree about swans but I did once read an article which suggested that some male swans have affairs.. to be fair I think that's a natural male instinct to ensure the survival of the species.."
Spreading titillation and gossip about swans... Pfft! |
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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
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Of course bats are birds..
Animals that fly are birds..
Animals that glide are evolving into birds..
Animals in the sea are fish..
Animals in the sea that live on mudflats are fish evolving into animals..
There is no need to complicate this..
Bats are birds ..
And infested buggers... |
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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
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"Wind up merchant!  "
If it quacks like a duck then it's a duck..
Classifying species is an artificial construct..
Does an Atlantic salmon know it's an Atlantic salmon.. ?
No! A human construct.. |
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"Of course bats are birds..
Animals that fly are birds..
Animals that glide are evolving into birds..
Animals in the sea are fish..
Animals in the sea that live on mudflats are fish evolving into animals..
There is no need to complicate this..
Bats are birds ..
And infested buggers..."
Bats aren't birds. They are mammals that are capable of flight. |
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"Wind up merchant!
If it quacks like a duck then it's a duck..
Classifying species is an artificial construct..
Does an Atlantic salmon know it's an Atlantic salmon.. ?
No! A human construct.. "
That's a good point.
I was reading Billy Conolly's recent book and he goes on about shouting at documentaries about Africa where lions pounce onto a Wildebeest and kill it and other Wildebeest nearby casually look up then carry on munching grass.
He's shouting Fucking run at the TV at them.
He reckoned the problem is is that there are no mirrors on the savannahs so the Wildebeest don't know they are Wildebeest thus don't know one of their kind has just been munched.
A theory that falls apart slightly when mating comes into play, there isn't many, if any, cross breeding between Wildebeest from the Serengeti and Atlantic Salmon so there must a subtle hint that one is for and one isn't for humping.
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"Wind up merchant!
If it quacks like a duck then it's a duck..
Classifying species is an artificial construct..
Does an Atlantic salmon know it's an Atlantic salmon.. ?
No! A human construct..
That's a good point.
I was reading Billy Conolly's recent book and he goes on about shouting at documentaries about Africa where lions pounce onto a Wildebeest and kill it and other Wildebeest nearby casually look up then carry on munching grass.
He's shouting Fucking run at the TV at them.
He reckoned the problem is is that there are no mirrors on the savannahs so the Wildebeest don't know they are Wildebeest thus don't know one of their kind has just been munched.
A theory that falls apart slightly when mating comes into play, there isn't many, if any, cross breeding between Wildebeest from the Serengeti and Atlantic Salmon so there must a subtle hint that one is for and one isn't for humping.
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Maybe the Atlantic Salmon can’t travel far enough across land to reach the Wildebeest  |
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"Wind up merchant!
If it quacks like a duck then it's a duck..
Classifying species is an artificial construct..
Does an Atlantic salmon know it's an Atlantic salmon.. ?
No! A human construct..
That's a good point.
I was reading Billy Conolly's recent book and he goes on about shouting at documentaries about Africa where lions pounce onto a Wildebeest and kill it and other Wildebeest nearby casually look up then carry on munching grass.
He's shouting Fucking run at the TV at them.
He reckoned the problem is is that there are no mirrors on the savannahs so the Wildebeest don't know they are Wildebeest thus don't know one of their kind has just been munched.
A theory that falls apart slightly when mating comes into play, there isn't many, if any, cross breeding between Wildebeest from the Serengeti and Atlantic Salmon so there must a subtle hint that one is for and one isn't for humping.
Maybe the Atlantic Salmon can’t travel far enough across land to reach the Wildebeest "
Good point..
A love unrequited.
Sigh.. |
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"Wind up merchant!
If it quacks like a duck then it's a duck..
Classifying species is an artificial construct..
Does an Atlantic salmon know it's an Atlantic salmon.. ?
No! A human construct..
That's a good point.
I was reading Billy Conolly's recent book and he goes on about shouting at documentaries about Africa where lions pounce onto a Wildebeest and kill it and other Wildebeest nearby casually look up then carry on munching grass.
He's shouting Fucking run at the TV at them.
He reckoned the problem is is that there are no mirrors on the savannahs so the Wildebeest don't know they are Wildebeest thus don't know one of their kind has just been munched.
A theory that falls apart slightly when mating comes into play, there isn't many, if any, cross breeding between Wildebeest from the Serengeti and Atlantic Salmon so there must a subtle hint that one is for and one isn't for humping.
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By *ookMan
over a year ago
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For me the fact that Aussie is from Birmingham is proof enough... I went to a wet ( and windy) market on Birmingham once and everyone was eating bats and rat burgers quite openely in the street! They all started talking really funny afterwards as well, sort of slurring words saying b urmmmminghammmmmm and bbbaaatzzzzz. We should put it straight into tier 6 |
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"For me the fact that Aussie is from Birmingham is proof enough... I went to a wet ( and windy) market on Birmingham once and everyone was eating bats and rat burgers quite openely in the street! They all started talking really funny afterwards as well, sort of slurring words saying b urmmmminghammmmmm and bbbaaatzzzzz. We should put it straight into tier 6 "
Everybody started sayin 'yam' after eating bats |
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"Wind up merchant!
If it quacks like a duck then it's a duck..
Classifying species is an artificial construct..
Does an Atlantic salmon know it's an Atlantic salmon.. ?
No! A human construct..
That's a good point.
I was reading Billy Conolly's recent book and he goes on about shouting at documentaries about Africa where lions pounce onto a Wildebeest and kill it and other Wildebeest nearby casually look up then carry on munching grass.
He's shouting Fucking run at the TV at them.
He reckoned the problem is is that there are no mirrors on the savannahs so the Wildebeest don't know they are Wildebeest thus don't know one of their kind has just been munched.
A theory that falls apart slightly when mating comes into play, there isn't many, if any, cross breeding between Wildebeest from the Serengeti and Atlantic Salmon so there must a subtle hint that one is for and one isn't for humping.
Maybe the Atlantic Salmon can’t travel far enough across land to reach the Wildebeest "
Not heard of the wild salmon of the serengeti then? |
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By *ookMan
over a year ago
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Tier 6 is when they build a wall around the infected town as in escape from New York. The only person getting in is snake pliskin or Aussie Osborne or cat dealey. I can’t think of anyone else famous from Birmingham ... ? |
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"Wind up merchant!
If it quacks like a duck then it's a duck..
Classifying species is an artificial construct..
Does an Atlantic salmon know it's an Atlantic salmon.. ?
No! A human construct..
That's a good point.
I was reading Billy Conolly's recent book and he goes on about shouting at documentaries about Africa where lions pounce onto a Wildebeest and kill it and other Wildebeest nearby casually look up then carry on munching grass.
He's shouting Fucking run at the TV at them.
He reckoned the problem is is that there are no mirrors on the savannahs so the Wildebeest don't know they are Wildebeest thus don't know one of their kind has just been munched.
A theory that falls apart slightly when mating comes into play, there isn't many, if any, cross breeding between Wildebeest from the Serengeti and Atlantic Salmon so there must a subtle hint that one is for and one isn't for humping.
Maybe the Atlantic Salmon can’t travel far enough across land to reach the Wildebeest
Not heard of the wild salmon of the serengeti then? "
No, but I hear there are reports of violent encounters between Grizzly Bears and odd looking spawning Wildesalmon |
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"Wind up merchant!
If it quacks like a duck then it's a duck..
Classifying species is an artificial construct..
Does an Atlantic salmon know it's an Atlantic salmon.. ?
No! A human construct..
That's a good point.
I was reading Billy Conolly's recent book and he goes on about shouting at documentaries about Africa where lions pounce onto a Wildebeest and kill it and other Wildebeest nearby casually look up then carry on munching grass.
He's shouting Fucking run at the TV at them.
He reckoned the problem is is that there are no mirrors on the savannahs so the Wildebeest don't know they are Wildebeest thus don't know one of their kind has just been munched.
A theory that falls apart slightly when mating comes into play, there isn't many, if any, cross breeding between Wildebeest from the Serengeti and Atlantic Salmon so there must a subtle hint that one is for and one isn't for humping.
Maybe the Atlantic Salmon can’t travel far enough across land to reach the Wildebeest
Not heard of the wild salmon of the serengeti then?
No, but I hear there are reports of violent encounters between Grizzly Bears and odd looking spawning Wildesalmon "
In the New Forest? |
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"Wind up merchant!
If it quacks like a duck then it's a duck..
Classifying species is an artificial construct..
Does an Atlantic salmon know it's an Atlantic salmon.. ?
No! A human construct..
That's a good point.
I was reading Billy Conolly's recent book and he goes on about shouting at documentaries about Africa where lions pounce onto a Wildebeest and kill it and other Wildebeest nearby casually look up then carry on munching grass.
He's shouting Fucking run at the TV at them.
He reckoned the problem is is that there are no mirrors on the savannahs so the Wildebeest don't know they are Wildebeest thus don't know one of their kind has just been munched.
A theory that falls apart slightly when mating comes into play, there isn't many, if any, cross breeding between Wildebeest from the Serengeti and Atlantic Salmon so there must a subtle hint that one is for and one isn't for humping.
Maybe the Atlantic Salmon can’t travel far enough across land to reach the Wildebeest
Not heard of the wild salmon of the serengeti then?
No, but I hear there are reports of violent encounters between Grizzly Bears and odd looking spawning Wildesalmon
In the New Forest? "
Could be.
Have you been there recently?.
You might need a bigger boat.. |
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