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By *arry247 OP Couple
over a year ago
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I went to Asda this afternoon and just before I switched off the car engine the radio started playing the Police, Don't stand so close.
I looked out of the window towards the story and they have changed the name to SDA (Safe Distance Always).
I knew it was a conspiracy! |
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Oh come on, this was one of the better "conspiracy" threads.
Decent effort, OP, but must try to whip up greater hysteria next time.
Try parking under a 5G mast for extra thinking power.
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"I went to Asda this afternoon and just before I switched off the car engine the radio started playing the Police, Don't stand so close.
I looked out of the window towards the story and they have changed the name to SDA (Safe Distance Always).
I knew it was a conspiracy!"
Ffs
Don't you realise someone's going to tell Karen that story and it's going to be misquoted in Sandra's page and you'll cause fuking havoc and panic  |
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over a year ago
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Try parking under a 5G mast for extra thinking power.
Just wait until they hear that the Chinese are trialling 6G...  "
If anyone mentions Bill Gates and nanobots I'm outta here......... |
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Try parking under a 5G mast for extra thinking power.
Just wait until they hear that the Chinese are trialling 6G...
If anyone mentions Bill Gates and nanobots I'm outta here........."
Open your eyes sheepish!
They've been putting nanobots into facemasks to control you and I know because I'm ever so clever...  |
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