"Op will it include Mary Bears the Roman historian..?
Better warn my mate Beardie Mcbeard chops.."
I’m afraid so. No concessions- all beards to go.
Bearded Collie dogs are the only exclusion actually as they are gorgeous - mines almost 15 and rather heartbreakingly, on his last legs. |
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"Facial hair reduces the effectiveness of masks.
Govt have just announce all beards must be removed by midnight this Friday.
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Well they can fight me for it!  |
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"Facial hair reduces the effectiveness of masks.
Govt have just announce all beards must be removed by midnight this Friday.
It wasn't beards... It was pubes... Saw it on truthbook"
Pubes disappeared 20 years ago. Keep up! |
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"Op will it include Mary Bears the Roman historian..?
Better warn my mate Beardie Mcbeard chops..
I’m afraid so. No concessions- all beards to go.
Bearded Collie dogs are the only exclusion actually as they are gorgeous - mines almost 15 and rather heartbreakingly, on his last legs."
Sorry to hear that,that horrible time when the clock is against him..
Good job we have two short haired ones..  |
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"Facial hair reduces the effectiveness of masks.
Govt have just announce all beards must be removed by midnight this Friday.
It wasn't beards... It was pubes... Saw it on truthbook
Pubes disappeared 20 years ago. Keep up! "
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"Beard's where banned at my company back I. February we had to sign a clean shaven policy.
Then have mask face fit."
my company tried that... Refused stood my ground annd they had to provide a mask suitsble for my facial hair... |
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over a year ago
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Woohoo! Let me help with the shavings and burn the buggers in a massive bonfire...the beards not the blokes...parade them around with the beard tan (face version of a tshirt tan) to make them realise how twattish they looked with them on   |
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"Facial hair reduces the effectiveness of masks.
Govt have just announce all beards must be removed by midnight this Friday.
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Yay.
What is with this beard fashion anyhow?
Gimme a smooth shaven man any day |
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Somehow I doubt the civilian population of the country can face having beards being made illegal if the RAF and Royal Navy deem them to be suitable for wear while wearing fire fighting masks and respirators (gas masks) as long as you have an airtight seal.  |
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"Facial hair reduces the effectiveness of masks.
Govt have just announce all beards must be removed by midnight this Friday.
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OMG hahahaha 
The replies on here are priceless - some people clearly don't understand parody and their own compliance levels. |
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"Facial hair reduces the effectiveness of masks.
Govt have just announce all beards must be removed by midnight this Friday.
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Well that would go down a storm in the Muslim community |
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"Facial hair reduces the effectiveness of masks.
Govt have just announce all beards must be removed by midnight this Friday.
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Are hairy women included in this ? |
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"Somehow I doubt the civilian population of the country can face having beards being made illegal if the RAF and Royal Navy deem them to be suitable for wear while wearing fire fighting masks and respirators (gas masks) as long as you have an airtight seal. "
Thought permission to wear a beard could be withdrawn for operational reasons, like having to wear a respirator?
What about bearded dragons? Are they now deemed the enemy? |
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"Facial hair reduces the effectiveness of masks.
Govt have just announce all beards must be removed by midnight this Friday.
Are hairy women included in this ?"
Brave comment. Or foolish? It’s a fine line. |
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I saw results of a scientific report long before covid where the result was that beards harbour more germs than a dog carries, so next time you are snogging a beard-think on that one! |
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"I saw results of a scientific report long before covid where the result was that beards harbour more germs than a dog carries, so next time you are snogging a beard-think on that one!"
What beard removal products do you recommend |
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"I saw results of a scientific report long before covid where the result was that beards harbour more germs than a dog carries, so next time you are snogging a beard-think on that one!"
Not if you wash everyday!!!! |
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"Beard's where banned at my company back I. February we had to sign a clean shaven policy.
Then have mask face fit."
Cheapskates!!
There are respirator designed for those with facial hair.
In Islam, facial hair is encouraged as a sign of being devout.
As I well know, they aren't cheap; poxy beards coming into fashion cost my programmes a bloody fortune as everyone and their bloody dog grew a massive beard.. most were ginger!!
Why the fuck would you grow a beard if it grows ginger!  |
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"Somehow I doubt the civilian population of the country can face having beards being made illegal if the RAF and Royal Navy deem them to be suitable for wear while wearing fire fighting masks and respirators (gas masks) as long as you have an airtight seal.
Thought permission to wear a beard could be withdrawn for operational reasons, like having to wear a respirator?
What about bearded dragons? Are they now deemed the enemy?"
True it does, but that’s never been ordered in my time and I’ve been through the respirator testing numerous times with my beard in place with no ill effects from the car gas. |
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Good! They make far too many men, I wouldn't find attractive, much more so... Wrong... Aswell as covering up some very attractive faces... Plus, kissy face is a fucking nightmare |
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"Somehow I doubt the civilian population of the country can face having beards being made illegal if the RAF and Royal Navy deem them to be suitable for wear while wearing fire fighting masks and respirators (gas masks) as long as you have an airtight seal.
Thought permission to wear a beard could be withdrawn for operational reasons, like having to wear a respirator?
What about bearded dragons? Are they now deemed the enemy?"
The RAF require permission from the OC in writing. Also you have a 4 week period in which to grow and then the station Warrant Officer will inspect time make sure it meets regulations.
If it doesn’t meet the requirements it’s a trip to the barbers |
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"I'll not take off my beard,fuck em I'll go without sex,should we all shave our heads also,,fs you should be ashamed posting it,your now part of the threat on human rights"
"I'll not take off my beard,fuck em I'll go without sex,should we all shave our heads also,,fs you should be ashamed posting it,your now part of the threat on human rights"
Easy tiger, the post was done in jest.
You will always get some Karen who hates beard's and thinks that by posting on the forum, people will actually do as they say.
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"Lots of beard envy in this thread "
envy????????
any one can grow a beard, not everyone can be presentable, and sorry as soon as i see a beard im thinking low iq, followong the hipsta croud, so have nothing more to do with them, wright or wrong, im intitled to my view |
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It's fiiiiiiiinnneeee, guysssss! I'll just grow my muff wig and then sit on your faces, so it looks like you've got your beards intact.... Only works for brunettes though! Sorry, blondies!! |
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"Lots of beard envy in this thread
envy????????
any one can grow a beard, not everyone can be presentable, and sorry as soon as i see a beard im thinking low iq, followong the hipsta croud, so have nothing more to do with them, wright or wrong, im intitled to my view"
Lol so you associate beards and facial hair with a low IQ.
Clearly these facts have been confirmed for you on Facebook.
Next you will be telling us that Covid doesn't exist, and we should all just get on with our lives.
Unless you have a beard, because only people with beards can catch Covid |
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"Facial hair reduces the effectiveness of masks.
Govt have just announce all beards must be removed by midnight this Friday.
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They are also going to chop off everyone's hands too to stop us touching our faces and then surfaces I hear you are first in line for the chop. |
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"Facial hair reduces the effectiveness of masks.
Govt have just announce all beards must be removed by midnight this Friday.
They are also going to chop off everyone's hands too to stop us touching our faces and then surfaces I hear you are first in line for the chop. "
Me? But my hands are magical sensual sexual’tools’. I would miss them, as would the women Great Britain. |
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"Facial hair reduces the effectiveness of masks.
Govt have just announce all beards must be removed by midnight this Friday.
They are also going to chop off everyone's hands too to stop us touching our faces and then surfaces I hear you are first in line for the chop. "
Fear not, if chip goes in hand that'll be massive crime wave  |
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over a year ago
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"Facial hair reduces the effectiveness of masks.
Govt have just announce all beards must be removed by midnight this Friday.
Yay.
What is with this beard fashion anyhow?
Gimme a smooth shaven man any day "
I had a beard long before it was in fashion lol |
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The rules say “face covering” not masks.
Masks look like a bad g-string on me so I wear a buff/tube scarf/bandana instead.
Side beard looks terrible on masks.
Tbh they need to start looking at the chumps who only cover their chin end with a mask instead.
That’s the worst of both worlds. |
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"Lots of beard envy in this thread
envy????????
any one can grow a beard, not everyone can be presentable, and sorry as soon as i see a beard im thinking low iq, followong the hipsta croud, so have nothing more to do with them, wright or wrong, im intitled to my view
Lol so you associate beards and facial hair with a low IQ.
Clearly these facts have been confirmed for you on Facebook.
Next you will be telling us that Covid doesn't exist, and we should all just get on with our lives.
Unless you have a beard, because only people with beards can catch Covid "
Yes and the irony of the atrocious spelling |
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"They can take our lives, but they will never take our freed......BEEEAARRDDDSS
This made me laugh so much!! "
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"Lots of beard envy in this thread
envy????????
any one can grow a beard, not everyone can be presentable, and sorry as soon as i see a beard im thinking low iq, followong the hipsta croud, so have nothing more to do with them, wright or wrong, im intitled to my view
Lol so you associate beards and facial hair with a low IQ.
Clearly these facts have been confirmed for you on Facebook.
Next you will be telling us that Covid doesn't exist, and we should all just get on with our lives.
Unless you have a beard, because only people with beards can catch Covid
Yes and the irony of the atrocious spelling "
Glad I’m not the only one who spotted that! |
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"Lots of beard envy in this thread
envy????????
any one can grow a beard, not everyone can be presentable, and sorry as soon as i see a beard im thinking low iq, followong the hipsta croud, so have nothing more to do with them, wright or wrong, im intitled to my view
Lol so you associate beards and facial hair with a low IQ.
Clearly these facts have been confirmed for you on Facebook.
Next you will be telling us that Covid doesn't exist, and we should all just get on with our lives.
Unless you have a beard, because only people with beards can catch Covid
Yes and the irony of the atrocious spelling
Glad I’m not the only one who spotted that! "
Poor spelling... Must be low IQ.
Could not possibly be explained by any other factor.
By that rational, does that mean a bearded person with poor grammar is even lower?
I'm confused, must be my low IQ on account of the beard. |
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"Lots of beard envy in this thread
envy????????
any one can grow a beard, not everyone can be presentable, and sorry as soon as i see a beard im thinking low iq, followong the hipsta croud, so have nothing more to do with them, wright or wrong, im intitled to my view
Lol so you associate beards and facial hair with a low IQ.
Clearly these facts have been confirmed for you on Facebook.
Next you will be telling us that Covid doesn't exist, and we should all just get on with our lives.
Unless you have a beard, because only people with beards can catch Covid
Yes and the irony of the atrocious spelling
Glad I’m not the only one who spotted that!
Poor spelling... Must be low IQ.
Could not possibly be explained by any other factor.
By that rational, does that mean a bearded person with poor grammar is even lower?
I'm confused, must be my low IQ on account of the beard. "
And that was the irony in my post. Neither mean low IQ but the lack of autocarrot on a derogatory comment about IQ doesn’t look great for poster. |
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"Lots of beard envy in this thread
envy????????
any one can grow a beard, not everyone can be presentable, and sorry as soon as i see a beard im thinking low iq, followong the hipsta croud, so have nothing more to do with them, wright or wrong, im intitled to my view
Lol so you associate beards and facial hair with a low IQ.
Clearly these facts have been confirmed for you on Facebook.
Next you will be telling us that Covid doesn't exist, and we should all just get on with our lives.
Unless you have a beard, because only people with beards can catch Covid
Yes and the irony of the atrocious spelling
Glad I’m not the only one who spotted that!
Poor spelling... Must be low IQ.
Could not possibly be explained by any other factor.
By that rational, does that mean a bearded person with poor grammar is even lower?
I'm confused, must be my low IQ on account of the beard.
And that was the irony in my post. Neither mean low IQ but the lack of autocarrot on a derogatory comment about IQ doesn’t look great for poster. "
I think failing to proveread is also a result of low IQ rite? |
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"Lots of beard envy in this thread
envy????????
any one can grow a beard, not everyone can be presentable, and sorry as soon as i see a beard im thinking low iq, followong the hipsta croud, so have nothing more to do with them, wright or wrong, im intitled to my view
Lol so you associate beards and facial hair with a low IQ.
Clearly these facts have been confirmed for you on Facebook.
Next you will be telling us that Covid doesn't exist, and we should all just get on with our lives.
Unless you have a beard, because only people with beards can catch Covid
Yes and the irony of the atrocious spelling
Glad I’m not the only one who spotted that!
Poor spelling... Must be low IQ.
Could not possibly be explained by any other factor.
By that rational, does that mean a bearded person with poor grammar is even lower?
I'm confused, must be my low IQ on account of the beard.
And that was the irony in my post. Neither mean low IQ but the lack of autocarrot on a derogatory comment about IQ doesn’t look great for poster.
I think failing to proveread is also a result of low IQ rite? "
Haha well done |
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