Have mobilised the welsh into patrols along Offa’s Dyke (no it’s not that type) once we leave lockdown next Monday and to prevent the English from coming into Gods country. I’ll be patrolling near Hay on Wye and will be open to bribes... right... ladies and gents... what you offering for passage to a pub  |
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"Have mobilised the welsh into patrols along Offa’s Dyke (no it’s not that type) once we leave lockdown next Monday and to prevent the English from coming into Gods country. I’ll be patrolling near Hay on Wye and will be open to bribes... right... ladies and gents... what you offering for passage to a pub "
It won't work! Too many sheep on the hills the boys will just get distracted and run off chancing them with trews half mast. |
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"Have mobilised the welsh into patrols along Offa’s Dyke (no it’s not that type) once we leave lockdown next Monday and to prevent the English from coming into Gods country. I’ll be patrolling near Hay on Wye and will be open to bribes... right... ladies and gents... what you offering for passage to a pub
It won't work! Too many sheep on the hills the boys will just get distracted and run off chancing them with trews half mast. "
No one messes with our sheep x |
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"I'm sure the local working man's club dominoes committe has similar powers to the Welsh devolved government 
(only joking of course I couldn't resist. "
The working mans club in wales runs everything lol |
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"I'm not fussed about going to the pub but what bribe would you like to let me pass? 
A cheeky smile and pack of revels with coffee ones removed x"
In that case I'll grab you 2 packs, I love the coffee ones so I'll take those out for you gladly  x |
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"I'm not fussed about going to the pub but what bribe would you like to let me pass?
A cheeky smile and pack of revels with coffee ones removed x
In that case I'll grab you 2 packs, I love the coffee ones so I'll take those out for you gladly x"
Ah bless you... especially as I’ll have to sink my teeth into them first to see if they are coffee lol |
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"What's laverbread? Shall I just arrive with a confectionery stash? 
Laverbread is a welsh delicacy... you’d either love it or hate it. Yes, bring a selection of things to nibble on "
It's going to be E number heaven on the boarder just the 3 of us at the moment  |
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"What's laverbread? Shall I just arrive with a confectionery stash?
Laverbread is a welsh delicacy... you’d either love it or hate it. Yes, bring a selection of things to nibble on
It's going to be E number heaven on the boarder just the 3 of us at the moment "
I suspect you’d be happy with that lol |
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"What's laverbread? Shall I just arrive with a confectionery stash?
Laverbread is a welsh delicacy... you’d either love it or hate it. Yes, bring a selection of things to nibble on
It's going to be E number heaven on the boarder just the 3 of us at the moment "
I've whizzed past the border guards being a native |
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"What's laverbread? Shall I just arrive with a confectionery stash?
Laverbread is a welsh delicacy... you’d either love it or hate it. Yes, bring a selection of things to nibble on
It's going to be E number heaven on the boarder just the 3 of us at the moment
I suspect you’d be happy with that lol"
It would be futile to try to deny that |
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"What's laverbread? Shall I just arrive with a confectionery stash?
Laverbread is a welsh delicacy... you’d either love it or hate it. Yes, bring a selection of things to nibble on
It's going to be E number heaven on the boarder just the 3 of us at the moment
I suspect you’d be happy with that lol
It would be futile to try to deny that "
Won’t be revels you’ll be savouring then |
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