Who should I call to report my neighbours?
People been arriving all afternoon . Garden heaving, many scantily clad women in and out of the pool & hot tub. Music blaring out, lights being fitted so will go on all night. BBQ burning away , champagne bottles popping. The occasional waft of them devils lettuce’
Bloody disgraceful behaviour.
Oh, hang on , false alarm & forget all the above -
I’ve just been invited!
Message to thought police / mods. I know COVID is a serious issue but this is just my little joke aimed at raising a smile or two. |
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Thing is, as much as I agree with a limit to social groups, what happened to love thy neighbour?
Are the police going to watch your cat whilst your on holiday? Or take your parcel whilst you are at work?
Will they bring your wheelie bin in when you are ill?
Yeh, dont think so.
It will destroy communities. |
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"Who should I call to report my neighbours?
People been arriving all afternoon . Garden heaving, many scantily clad women in and out of the pool & hot tub. Music blaring out, lights being fitted so will go on all night. BBQ burning away , champagne bottles popping. The occasional waft of them devils lettuce’
Bloody disgraceful behaviour.
Oh, hang on , false alarm & forget all the above -
I’ve just been invited!
Message to thought police / mods. I know COVID is a serious issue but this is just my little joke aimed at raising a smile or two."
Ha! Made me chuckle  |
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