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By *uv2kiss OP Man
over a year ago
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I have a friend who does microblading very excitedly told me last night that she can go back to work..
Then am hour or so later read that she can't as nothing is allowed above the neck.
She used the exact words I can't give a facial either.
Must be my dirty mind but I thought I would love to give you a facial lol.
Do you think anything dirty when a friend says something innocuous? |
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My friend was reminiscing about the good old days when he used to go dogging with his dad. It's only when he said they preferred Catford to Walthamstow even though they lived in Enfield, that it dawned on me he was actually talking about canines as they were dog tracks!  |
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By *uv2kiss OP Man
over a year ago
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"My friend was reminiscing about the good old days when he used to go dogging with his dad. It's only when he said they preferred Catford to Walthamstow even though they lived in Enfield, that it dawned on me he was actually talking about canines as they were dog tracks! "
I would have thought the same  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Friend of mine said she was looking forward to a cut and blow job. Nearly spat my coffee all over her! Freudian slip? Probably not as she is soooo vanilla. |
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"I have a friend who does microblading very excitedly told me last night that she can go back to work..
Then am hour or so later read that she can't as nothing is allowed above the neck.
She used the exact words I can't give a facial either.
Must be my dirty mind but I thought I would love to give you a facial lol.
Do you think anything dirty when a friend says something innocuous?"
I am sure she gets facial jokes all the time, except if she's absolutely innocent. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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A lady I work with came into work today and said
‘I was doing it with my husband last night and it’s massive!’
‘It’s huge!’
‘ couldn’t believe how big it was it just about fitted in’
I asked what she meant and she replied
‘Putting the gazebo up. I said yesterday’ |
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