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By *anejohnkent6263 OP   Couple  over a year ago

canterbury

How many people have piled on the pounds during lockdown ...more fat lard arses in leggings looming I fear....or men in football shirts 3 sizes too small

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By *unloversCouple  over a year ago

rotherham

I ha e gained weight but I’m not a fat lard arse in leggings

I hate leggings

Lol

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By *entleman_spyMan  over a year ago

nearby

Lost half a stone so far ... lockdown has been the best excuse I’ve had to get out there and finally get back to the fitness levels I was 20 years ago.

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By *entralscotscpl7Couple  over a year ago

Falkirk

Yep same I've put on 2 pounds.

I've been a strict as I can with my diet, but not getting to the gym 3 days is starting to show.

I have lived in leggings this last few weeks

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By *iss_tressWoman  over a year ago

London

My other half is super fit...I'm not but since he's done all the shopping for the last six weeks my diet and exercise regime has meant I'm 15kg lighter than I was.

I ordered Quality Street and Roses via Amazon on Friday...ask me how much is left!

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By *ultry SuccubusTV/TS  over a year ago

London

Oh bingeing on chocolates and fried chickens for first few weeks of lockdown.

Thank god for fasting month now.

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

This is a traumatic event and some people will use food to help them cope emotionally.

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By *ovegames42Man  over a year ago

london

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've lost weight as while not working its easier to control my diet and to plan meals. Getting more exercise, working on allotment and in garden. Havent weighed myself for decades so dont know how much and dont really care. Gone in two notches on my belt...commented on positively by lady friend who has also dropped a dress size from 12 to 10.

This situation can be more of an opportunity to take control of your regime rather than an excuse to chow down and pile on the pounds.

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By *anejohnkent6263 OP   Couple  over a year ago

canterbury

Great to hear folks ...we definitely eating more healthy...as we have more time to think and prepare meals

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By *arlomaleMan  over a year ago

darlington

Lard arse sounds so American

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By *ophieslutTV/TS  over a year ago

Central

There's always choice here and knowing what your preferences are helps us all to pick wisely, typically without needing to insult others or knock them, when they may be down.

This crisis is likely to affect people for years, so it's worth society coming together, being supportive and loving

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By *toC Thats MeWoman  over a year ago

Sheffield

Everyone will be coping in different ways during this crisis. Why anyone would slate others for gaining weight right now is beyond me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Lard arse here

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"There's always choice here and knowing what your preferences are helps us all to pick wisely, typically without needing to insult others or knock them, when they may be down.

This crisis is likely to affect people for years, so it's worth society coming together, being supportive and loving "

Well said

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I was a lard arse before and I still am.

I also love leggings. So comfy.

Apologies to anyone that may be offended by the sight of my arse in leggings, however it's their problem not mine.

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex


"My other half is super fit...I'm not but since he's done all the shopping for the last six weeks my diet and exercise regime has meant I'm 15kg lighter than I was.

I ordered Quality Street and Roses via Amazon on Friday...ask me how much is left! "

About the same amount as was left after 48 hours of the 16 slice cake we had last week?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've lost just under a stone

No pub, more walking, less lifting heavy weights

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By *acey_RedWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool

I've put on two pounds. I have very little fat on my arse though. I carry it more on my stomach, back and arms. Thanks for asking though OP. Oh and I love leggings .

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"How many people have piled on the pounds during lockdown ...more fat lard arses in leggings looming I fear....or men in football shirts 3 sizes too small"

Weight gain is almost inevitable when you can't leave the house.

.. try to be a little more empathetic, perhaps.

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By *arlomaleMan  over a year ago

darlington


"How many people have piled on the pounds during lockdown ...more fat lard arses in leggings looming I fear....or men in football shirts 3 sizes too small

Weight gain is almost inevitable when you can't leave the house.

.. try to be a little more empathetic, perhaps."

who said we can’t leave the house

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By *oggoneMan  over a year ago

Derry


"How many people have piled on the pounds during lockdown ...more fat lard arses in leggings looming I fear....or men in football shirts 3 sizes too small

Weight gain is almost inevitable when you can't leave the house.

.. try to be a little more empathetic, perhaps. who said we can’t leave the house "

Did you miss the Stay at home and save lives memo?

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple  over a year ago

in Lancashire


"How many people have piled on the pounds during lockdown ...more fat lard arses in leggings looming I fear....or men in football shirts 3 sizes too small

Weight gain is almost inevitable when you can't leave the house.

.. try to be a little more empathetic, perhaps. who said we can’t leave the house "

People shielding/in isolation can't..

Amongst others..

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By *elshsunsWoman  over a year ago

Flintshire

Lost half a stone .... eating much better ... still a bit to go though

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"How many people have piled on the pounds during lockdown ...more fat lard arses in leggings looming I fear....or men in football shirts 3 sizes too small

Weight gain is almost inevitable when you can't leave the house.

.. try to be a little more empathetic, perhaps. who said we can’t leave the house "

Anyone in a high risk group can't leave the house at all

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By *SAchickWoman  over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I've stayed about the same so far. And my fat arse looks great in leggings

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"How many people have piled on the pounds during lockdown ...more fat lard arses in leggings looming I fear....or men in football shirts 3 sizes too small

Weight gain is almost inevitable when you can't leave the house.

.. try to be a little more empathetic, perhaps. who said we can’t leave the house

Anyone in a high risk group can't leave the house at all "

Single parents who need to be at home all day home schooling the children, no nursery , no Baby sitters ... or should they just go for a wander after they put the kids in bed

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By *arlomaleMan  over a year ago

darlington

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Our circumstances have drastically changed in a situation many find emotionally challenging.

... Oh no, people might put on weight!

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple  over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Here we fucking go honestly get a fucking grip we are allowed out to exercise and have the government band us from working out at home ffs some of the people on here "

Everyone on here will have family, friends etc that can not go out..

Even to exercise..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've lost weight as while not working its easier to control my diet and to plan meals. Getting more exercise, working on allotment and in garden. Havent weighed myself for decades so dont know how much and dont really care. Gone in two notches on my belt...commented on positively by lady friend who has also dropped a dress size from 12 to 10.

This situation can be more of an opportunity to take control of your regime rather than an excuse to chow down and pile on the pounds."

Well done to you for your weight loss but i think the last bit of your post is unfair, not everyone is currently living the same lockdown with the same opportunity

Some are still working on the frontline, with many more hours then home for a greasy micro meal or takeaway because they have no time to shop

Many are still working from home, more hours than usual as its less efficient so dont have time to get out for long walks

Some are home schooling in the day, catching up on work in the evening and at kids bed time are so frazzled they just want to flop on the couch with crisps and some wine

Some are shielding and not allowed to leave the house at all

For some it’s triggered their depression so it takes all their energy just to get through the day

So again well done on the positive change its had on you but maybe take a second thought before you assume anyone else who hasnt managed to do the same only had their own personal choices to blame

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

This is a pretty horrible, small minded post OP.

Get a grip.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've lost weight as while not working its easier to control my diet and to plan meals. Getting more exercise, working on allotment and in garden. Havent weighed myself for decades so dont know how much and dont really care. Gone in two notches on my belt...commented on positively by lady friend who has also dropped a dress size from 12 to 10.

This situation can be more of an opportunity to take control of your regime rather than an excuse to chow down and pile on the pounds.

Well done to you for your weight loss but i think the last bit of your post is unfair, not everyone is currently living the same lockdown with the same opportunity

Some are still working on the frontline, with many more hours then home for a greasy micro meal or takeaway because they have no time to shop

Many are still working from home, more hours than usual as its less efficient so dont have time to get out for long walks

Some are home schooling in the day, catching up on work in the evening and at kids bed time are so frazzled they just want to flop on the couch with crisps and some wine

Some are shielding and not allowed to leave the house at all

For some it’s triggered their depression so it takes all their energy just to get through the day

So again well done on the positive change its had on you but maybe take a second thought before you assume anyone else who hasnt managed to do the same only had their own personal choices to blame "

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By *arlomaleMan  over a year ago

darlington

I took the op as a bit tounge and cheek but as per usual people get there knickers in a twist

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land

No need to call people crass names in my opinion. People's lives have been turned upside down. Some have to work from home whilst home schooling, which means working incredibly long hours.

Shopping for yourself and others who are unable to go themselves takes hours. Not everyone has time to cook from scratch or go out for long walks etc anymore.

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I took the op as a bit tounge and cheek but as per usual people get there knickers in a twist "

It's quite unkind.

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By *oldswarriorMan  over a year ago

Falkirk


"Here we fucking go honestly get a fucking grip we are allowed out to exercise and have the government band us from working out at home ffs some of the people on here

Everyone on here will have family, friends etc that can not go out..

Even to exercise.. "

Yep he knew he was wrong as soon as he posted that.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple  over a year ago

in Lancashire


"I took the op as a bit tounge and cheek but as per usual people get there knickers in a twist "

You failed to see that it was badly worded and meant to cause offence..?

albeit in your opinion tongue in cheek but in essence just a bit nasty..

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By *arlomaleMan  over a year ago

darlington


"Here we fucking go honestly get a fucking grip we are allowed out to exercise and have the government band us from working out at home ffs some of the people on here

Everyone on here will have family, friends etc that can not go out..

Even to exercise..

Yep he knew he was wrong as soon as he posted that.

"

tbh I didn’t but I couldn’t be arsed getting in to arguments with a bunch of overly sensitive people on here tbh

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"How many people have piled on the pounds during lockdown ...more fat lard arses in leggings looming I fear....or men in football shirts 3 sizes too small

Weight gain is almost inevitable when you can't leave the house.

.. try to be a little more empathetic, perhaps. who said we can’t leave the house "

I'm shielding. I can't.

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By *oggoneMan  over a year ago

Derry


"Here we fucking go honestly get a fucking grip we are allowed out to exercise and have the government band us from working out at home ffs some of the people on here

Everyone on here will have family, friends etc that can not go out..

Even to exercise..

Yep he knew he was wrong as soon as he posted that.

tbh I didn’t but I couldn’t be arsed getting in to arguments with a bunch of overly sensitive people on here tbh "

Yet here you are. Maybe its because people don't think that jabs about weight gain are funny and are not overly sensitive as you put it.

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I think a little sensitivity is appropriate here.

People's lives have been turned upside down. Coping with the unprecedented with a global invisible threat that might kill you or those you love. Is killing people, and medicine hasn't figured out entirely who or how, or how to mitigate it. A global depression is coming.

This is going to have huge mental health consequences. One very common side effect of mental health issues is unintentional weight fluctuation.

But instead of understanding this, we're apparently worried that people will look aesthetically unappealing in leggings.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I think a little sensitivity is appropriate here.

People's lives have been turned upside down. Coping with the unprecedented with a global invisible threat that might kill you or those you love. Is killing people, and medicine hasn't figured out entirely who or how, or how to mitigate it. A global depression is coming.

This is going to have huge mental health consequences. One very common side effect of mental health issues is unintentional weight fluctuation.

But instead of understanding this, we're apparently worried that people will look aesthetically unappealing in leggings."

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman  over a year ago

all loved up


"This is a traumatic event and some people will use food to help them cope emotionally. "
yup. That's me. 18lb on and counting but I was already a lard arse in leggings anyway

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By *sGivesWoodWoman  over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Perfectly happy with my lard arse and leggings thanks OP. If others don't like it, jog on. Simples.

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By *uxinteriorMan  over a year ago

south west , continental


"How many people have piled on the pounds during lockdown ...more fat lard arses in leggings looming I fear....or men in football shirts 3 sizes too small"

Not here, I have lost a few pounds, must be the salads, push ups and working on my old truck.

I can do my belt up tighter, then again I don't eat much processed food, I prefer to cook my own.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"How many people have piled on the pounds during lockdown ...more fat lard arses in leggings looming I fear....or men in football shirts 3 sizes too small"

Lard arse fans, will be loving and thanking you for this thread...

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By *mmabluTV/TS  over a year ago

upton wirral


"How many people have piled on the pounds during lockdown ...more fat lard arses in leggings looming I fear....or men in football shirts 3 sizes too small"
Guilty

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I love the word Lard Arse....... it's one of the oldies but goodies.

Yep. I'm sad to say that I have piled on the pounds. I have the excuse of an op but now im healed it's time to get moving.

Ask me again in September.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Right heres one on moving about.

I have taken back up to walking.. started off at half hour walks and up to 40 minutes on the last one.

Problem is my left calf is aching like mad after 10 minutes.

I put it down to being inactive for weeks.

But I think I know what has caused it by watching a documentary last night....and it adds up.

What do you think it might be?

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple  over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Right heres one on moving about.

I have taken back up to walking.. started off at half hour walks and up to 40 minutes on the last one.

Problem is my left calf is aching like mad after 10 minutes.

I put it down to being inactive for weeks.

But I think I know what has caused it by watching a documentary last night....and it adds up.

What do you think it might be?

"

Which part of the calf..?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Right heres one on moving about.

I have taken back up to walking.. started off at half hour walks and up to 40 minutes on the last one.

Problem is my left calf is aching like mad after 10 minutes.

I put it down to being inactive for weeks.

But I think I know what has caused it by watching a documentary last night....and it adds up.

What do you think it might be?

Which part of the calf..? "

The centre

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple  over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Right heres one on moving about.

I have taken back up to walking.. started off at half hour walks and up to 40 minutes on the last one.

Problem is my left calf is aching like mad after 10 minutes.

I put it down to being inactive for weeks.

But I think I know what has caused it by watching a documentary last night....and it adds up.

What do you think it might be?

Which part of the calf..?

The centre"

Front or back?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Right heres one on moving about.

I have taken back up to walking.. started off at half hour walks and up to 40 minutes on the last one.

Problem is my left calf is aching like mad after 10 minutes.

I put it down to being inactive for weeks.

But I think I know what has caused it by watching a documentary last night....and it adds up.

What do you think it might be?

Which part of the calf..?

The centre

Front or back? "

Ffs the front is the shin

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"How many people have piled on the pounds during lockdown ...more fat lard arses in leggings looming I fear....or men in football shirts 3 sizes too small"

I've piled it on. And I'm not even overeating.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple  over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Right heres one on moving about.

I have taken back up to walking.. started off at half hour walks and up to 40 minutes on the last one.

Problem is my left calf is aching like mad after 10 minutes.

I put it down to being inactive for weeks.

But I think I know what has caused it by watching a documentary last night....and it adds up.

What do you think it might be?

Which part of the calf..?

The centre

Front or back?

Ffs the front is the shin "

Either a pull in the one of the muscles that make up the calf, or a shin splint but think you would have considered that..

Or are you wearing lederhosen whilst walking?

In which case it could the socks are too tight..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Same diet as before this started. Missing the gym but resistance bands are filling that void a wee bit. But back to doing cardio with all this free time, 3 runs a week. And enjoys looking at the hot pics in the category sportswear. That’s been very busy lately and I love it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Right heres one on moving about.

I have taken back up to walking.. started off at half hour walks and up to 40 minutes on the last one.

Problem is my left calf is aching like mad after 10 minutes.

I put it down to being inactive for weeks.

But I think I know what has caused it by watching a documentary last night....and it adds up.

What do you think it might be?

Which part of the calf..?

The centre

Front or back?

Ffs the front is the shin

Either a pull in the one of the muscles that make up the calf, or a shin splint but think you would have considered that..

Or are you wearing lederhosen whilst walking?

In which case it could the socks are too tight.. "

Nah I've had shin splints and know what they are..and no lederhosen, plus berghaus shoes. This could well be dietary...theres your clue

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This is a traumatic event and some people will use food to help them cope emotionally. "

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple  over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Right heres one on moving about.

I have taken back up to walking.. started off at half hour walks and up to 40 minutes on the last one.

Problem is my left calf is aching like mad after 10 minutes.

I put it down to being inactive for weeks.

But I think I know what has caused it by watching a documentary last night....and it adds up.

What do you think it might be?

Which part of the calf..?

The centre

Front or back?

Ffs the front is the shin

Either a pull in the one of the muscles that make up the calf, or a shin splint but think you would have considered that..

Or are you wearing lederhosen whilst walking?

In which case it could the socks are too tight..

Nah I've had shin splints and know what they are..and no lederhosen, plus berghaus shoes. This could well be dietary...theres your clue"

Beyond my Ken then..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Right heres one on moving about.

I have taken back up to walking.. started off at half hour walks and up to 40 minutes on the last one.

Problem is my left calf is aching like mad after 10 minutes.

I put it down to being inactive for weeks.

But I think I know what has caused it by watching a documentary last night....and it adds up.

What do you think it might be?

Which part of the calf..?

The centre

Front or back?

Ffs the front is the shin

Either a pull in the one of the muscles that make up the calf, or a shin splint but think you would have considered that..

Or are you wearing lederhosen whilst walking?

In which case it could the socks are too tight..

Nah I've had shin splints and know what they are..and no lederhosen, plus berghaus shoes. This could well be dietary...theres your clue"

I'm off for my 40 minute walk...let's hope I'm right

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple  over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Right heres one on moving about.

I have taken back up to walking.. started off at half hour walks and up to 40 minutes on the last one.

Problem is my left calf is aching like mad after 10 minutes.

I put it down to being inactive for weeks.

But I think I know what has caused it by watching a documentary last night....and it adds up.

What do you think it might be?

Which part of the calf..?

The centre

Front or back?

Ffs the front is the shin

Either a pull in the one of the muscles that make up the calf, or a shin splint but think you would have considered that..

Or are you wearing lederhosen whilst walking?

In which case it could the socks are too tight..

Nah I've had shin splints and know what they are..and no lederhosen, plus berghaus shoes. This could well be dietary...theres your clue

I'm off for my 40 minute walk...let's hope I'm right "

Enjoy..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Right heres one on moving about.

I have taken back up to walking.. started off at half hour walks and up to 40 minutes on the last one.

Problem is my left calf is aching like mad after 10 minutes.

I put it down to being inactive for weeks.

But I think I know what has caused it by watching a documentary last night....and it adds up.

What do you think it might be?

Which part of the calf..?

The centre"

Sounds like it needs massaging, with oil...

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By *anejohnkent6263 OP   Couple  over a year ago

canterbury

Hey ladies and gents ....I ment the post to be light hearted and fun in no way offensive ...I even call my Mrs lard arse ....and as we know fat bottom girls make the world go around.....well done to all the positive things and comments....xx

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By *arlomaleMan  over a year ago

darlington


"Hey ladies and gents ....I ment the post to be light hearted and fun in no way offensive ...I even call my Mrs lard arse ....and as we know fat bottom girls make the world go around.....well done to all the positive things and comments....xx"

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By *entralscotscpl7Couple  over a year ago

Falkirk

Just ordered a new pair of yoga leggings.

Will post a pic of my fat arse in them when I get them lol.

PS have your sun glasses ready

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Right heres one on moving about.

I have taken back up to walking.. started off at half hour walks and up to 40 minutes on the last one.

Problem is my left calf is aching like mad after 10 minutes.

I put it down to being inactive for weeks.

But I think I know what has caused it by watching a documentary last night....and it adds up.

What do you think it might be?

Which part of the calf..?

The centre

Front or back?

Ffs the front is the shin

Either a pull in the one of the muscles that make up the calf, or a shin splint but think you would have considered that..

Or are you wearing lederhosen whilst walking?

In which case it could the socks are too tight..

Nah I've had shin splints and know what they are..and no lederhosen, plus berghaus shoes. This could well be dietary...theres your clue

I'm off for my 40 minute walk...let's hope I'm right

Enjoy.. "

I wish I could say I did...left leg still stinging

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Right heres one on moving about.

I have taken back up to walking.. started off at half hour walks and up to 40 minutes on the last one.

Problem is my left calf is aching like mad after 10 minutes.

I put it down to being inactive for weeks.

But I think I know what has caused it by watching a documentary last night....and it adds up.

What do you think it might be?

Which part of the calf..?

The centre

Sounds like it needs massaging, with oil... "

Aye but I know what comes before the massage oil

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hey ladies and gents ....I ment the post to be light hearted and fun in no way offensive ...I even call my Mrs lard arse ....and as we know fat bottom girls make the world go around.....well done to all the positive things and comments....xx"

Soz for the little hijack mate...but it gives it a bump

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

No problem with fat lady's or fat men because some have better personalities than skinny people and if you don't like fat chubby people then don't go there lol ??

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple  over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Right heres one on moving about.

I have taken back up to walking.. started off at half hour walks and up to 40 minutes on the last one.

Problem is my left calf is aching like mad after 10 minutes.

I put it down to being inactive for weeks.

But I think I know what has caused it by watching a documentary last night....and it adds up.

What do you think it might be?

Which part of the calf..?

The centre

Front or back?

Ffs the front is the shin

Either a pull in the one of the muscles that make up the calf, or a shin splint but think you would have considered that..

Or are you wearing lederhosen whilst walking?

In which case it could the socks are too tight..

Nah I've had shin splints and know what they are..and no lederhosen, plus berghaus shoes. This could well be dietary...theres your clue

I'm off for my 40 minute walk...let's hope I'm right

Enjoy..

I wish I could say I did...left leg still stinging "

What's going on with it?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Right heres one on moving about.

I have taken back up to walking.. started off at half hour walks and up to 40 minutes on the last one.

Problem is my left calf is aching like mad after 10 minutes.

I put it down to being inactive for weeks.

But I think I know what has caused it by watching a documentary last night....and it adds up.

What do you think it might be?

Which part of the calf..?

The centre

Front or back?

Ffs the front is the shin

Either a pull in the one of the muscles that make up the calf, or a shin splint but think you would have considered that..

Or are you wearing lederhosen whilst walking?

In which case it could the socks are too tight..

Nah I've had shin splints and know what they are..and no lederhosen, plus berghaus shoes. This could well be dietary...theres your clue

I'm off for my 40 minute walk...let's hope I'm right

Enjoy..

I wish I could say I did...left leg still stinging

What's going on with it? "

Tbh I dont know,but as I said I watched a documentary on early settlers in America and it mentioned scurvy.. so I looked it up after not haven eating a orange for ages.

I seemed to fit the bill but maybe a few more days of drinking pure orange juice.

Its bloody hard to get it checked out at the doctors atm

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Everyone will be coping in different ways during this crisis. Why anyone would slate others for gaining weight right now is beyond me"

That's just the thing, this isn't normal life tbf and it's a broadside to most people's priorities and "way of life" in general.

My own routine has changed of course. Whilst I garden, can fling dumbbells around (when little one is not wanting something which is admittedly rare) and play rough and tumble games with my daughter, exercise being limited means my number of steps a day for a start has quartered; whereas I'd regularly hit 40,000 a day at work in normal life, with these circumstances hitting just 10,000 is a good result.

Whilst I've not put any significant weight on as I have more time to cook and prepare meals I'll invariably find getting straight back into the high physical demands of my job harder than usual in the first few weeks at least.

People will be affected in different ways. And once things get back to normal you'll probably find those who've put a stone on or such like hitting the gym hard around their work schedules like you normally do after christmas.

B

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By *eeleyWoman  over a year ago

Dudley


"How many people have piled on the pounds during lockdown ...more fat lard arses in leggings looming I fear....or men in football shirts 3 sizes too small"

I'd rather see what you described than judgemental twats putting other people down.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple  over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Right heres one on moving about.

I have taken back up to walking.. started off at half hour walks and up to 40 minutes on the last one.

Problem is my left calf is aching like mad after 10 minutes.

I put it down to being inactive for weeks.

But I think I know what has caused it by watching a documentary last night....and it adds up.

What do you think it might be?

Which part of the calf..?

The centre

Front or back?

Ffs the front is the shin

Either a pull in the one of the muscles that make up the calf, or a shin splint but think you would have considered that..

Or are you wearing lederhosen whilst walking?

In which case it could the socks are too tight..

Nah I've had shin splints and know what they are..and no lederhosen, plus berghaus shoes. This could well be dietary...theres your clue

I'm off for my 40 minute walk...let's hope I'm right

Enjoy..

I wish I could say I did...left leg still stinging

What's going on with it?

Tbh I dont know,but as I said I watched a documentary on early settlers in America and it mentioned scurvy.. so I looked it up after not haven eating a orange for ages.

I seemed to fit the bill but maybe a few more days of drinking pure orange juice.

Its bloody hard to get it checked out at the doctors atm "

Our local practise is doing video consulting, worth trying to book an appointment even without that as by the time you might get an actual one they might even be doing them..

Albeit with the expected ppe..

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By *oxy_minxWoman  over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

I've actually lost 5lbs purely because working from home takes longer, my deadlines are the same as they were but without taking my regular breaks and therefore I am not eating regular meals etc.

I don't drive so I have to walk to get groceries and therefore can only buy what I can carry, so NO I have not become a lard arse, have you?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've actually lost 5lbs purely because working from home takes longer, my deadlines are the same as they were but without taking my regular breaks and therefore I am not eating regular meals etc.

I don't drive so I have to walk to get groceries and therefore can only buy what I can carry, so NO I have not become a lard arse, have you? "

Ive stayed the same weight for similar reasons , eating way less often sue to work hours and only do a small shop that i can carry, however when i do get round to eating it tends to be ordered in or contain pasta and cheese with garlic bread on the side more often than not

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By *luebell888Woman  over a year ago

Glasgowish


"How many people have piled on the pounds during lockdown ...more fat lard arses in leggings looming I fear....or men in football shirts 3 sizes too small"

Nope not me although i can make my arse and boobs look bigger if pics are taken at certain angles. Actually lost weight as lost appetite due to my stressful job.

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By *iss_tressWoman  over a year ago

London


"My other half is super fit...I'm not but since he's done all the shopping for the last six weeks my diet and exercise regime has meant I'm 15kg lighter than I was.

I ordered Quality Street and Roses via Amazon on Friday...ask me how much is left!

About the same amount as was left after 48 hours of the 16 slice cake we had last week? "

...I still feel queasy.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"How many people have piled on the pounds during lockdown ...more fat lard arses in leggings looming I fear....or men in football shirts 3 sizes too small"

I'm special. I've kind of had my own lockdown since April of 2019, so the weight gain has been slow (but steady)

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By *eah BabyCouple  over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

What a rude post lol

Not turned into a lard arse as you put it even though eating huge amounts of chocolate every day, I’m the one that people hate, I eat what I like and don’t gain weight, sometimes the opposite eat more weigh less gosh knows why, even have under active thyroid which goes against the normal rules, people always said it would catch me up when older well erm I’m older

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Lost weight, gained a beer belly shelf, lost all muscle definition, turned very much into a lazy couch potato.

"no your still the same as before" she said.

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By *oxy_minxWoman  over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


"I've actually lost 5lbs purely because working from home takes longer, my deadlines are the same as they were but without taking my regular breaks and therefore I am not eating regular meals etc.

I don't drive so I have to walk to get groceries and therefore can only buy what I can carry, so NO I have not become a lard arse, have you? "

I forgot to mention that I was only 7st 3lb before all this happened due to a peptic ulcer, I now weigh 6st 12lb, so no I am not losing weight that I can afford to and no I don't have an eating disorder and never have, it's just as things change my stomach shrinks in it's capacity so when I do cook a meal every night I am less able to eat more than a few mouth fulls as my body then thinks it is full! Everyone is different and I do wish I could eat more as I really look forward to my meal, but alas I am left feeling bereft, I am planning on a cooked lamb dinner tomorrow with mashed potato's so fingers crossed, I wont be wasting the effort or the cost!

People need to understand that everyone is different!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I havent. I am training at home and making good progress with my summer schredding. I weight train and do lots of cardio

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Right heres one on moving about.

I have taken back up to walking.. started off at half hour walks and up to 40 minutes on the last one.

Problem is my left calf is aching like mad after 10 minutes.

I put it down to being inactive for weeks.

But I think I know what has caused it by watching a documentary last night....and it adds up.

What do you think it might be?

Which part of the calf..?

The centre

Sounds like it needs massaging, with oil...

Aye but I know what comes before the massage oil "

Are you implying filth...

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By *uriousscouserWoman  over a year ago

Wirral

I gained over a stone in the first month, but I'm gradually shifting it again.

I don't have the additional time some people do; I've had to furlough my assistant and trying to manage a global food ingredient supply chain is proving something of a nightmare at present, so I'm working much longer hours than usual (and I work long enough hours under normal circumstances).

I'm a stress eater and I have a very poor relationship with food, but if the worst health issue I have in a global fucking pandemic is a stone of lard to burn off because of comfort eating through stress and fear then I'll consider myself truly blessed.

I don't often wear leggings (only really to the gym and dance classes) but anyone who doesn't like to look at my lardy arse in them is welcome to kiss it.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I gained over a stone in the first month, but I'm gradually shifting it again.

I don't have the additional time some people do; I've had to furlough my assistant and trying to manage a global food ingredient supply chain is proving something of a nightmare at present, so I'm working much longer hours than usual (and I work long enough hours under normal circumstances).

I'm a stress eater and I have a very poor relationship with food, but if the worst health issue I have in a global fucking pandemic is a stone of lard to burn off because of comfort eating through stress and fear then I'll consider myself truly blessed.

I don't often wear leggings (only really to the gym and dance classes) but anyone who doesn't like to look at my lardy arse in them is welcome to kiss it. "

This is not a dig its a genuine question, why has the assistant been furloughed if the work hasn’t gone down? I thought the purpose of the scheme was to cover wages of staff where their services were not required during lockdown because of a reduction in business, sounds like companies are using it to cut their wage bill and just putting the additional work onto the employees still working (who have in many circumstances have taken a pay cut too)

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By *uriousscouserWoman  over a year ago

Wirral


"I gained over a stone in the first month, but I'm gradually shifting it again.

I don't have the additional time some people do; I've had to furlough my assistant and trying to manage a global food ingredient supply chain is proving something of a nightmare at present, so I'm working much longer hours than usual (and I work long enough hours under normal circumstances).

I'm a stress eater and I have a very poor relationship with food, but if the worst health issue I have in a global fucking pandemic is a stone of lard to burn off because of comfort eating through stress and fear then I'll consider myself truly blessed.

I don't often wear leggings (only really to the gym and dance classes) but anyone who doesn't like to look at my lardy arse in them is welcome to kiss it.

This is not a dig its a genuine question, why has the assistant been furloughed if the work hasn’t gone down? I thought the purpose of the scheme was to cover wages of staff where their services were not required during lockdown because of a reduction in business, sounds like companies are using it to cut their wage bill and just putting the additional work onto the employees still working (who have in many circumstances have taken a pay cut too) "

Our business has gone down a huge amount. Sadly the range hasn't diminished, just the volumes on each line. I'm still trying to source rice bran, just 80mt instead of 600mt for example. Trying to arrange a contract, shipment and import is the same no matter what volume I'm trying to secure.

I get why the furlough, and for most of our furloughed staff it makes sense if the company isn't going to go under before things pick up again. It's just placing a bit more pressure onto some of us where our workload doesn't vary in direct relation to production volumes.

I didn't take it in any way as a dig, no worries, it's a natural question!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Right heres one on moving about.

I have taken back up to walking.. started off at half hour walks and up to 40 minutes on the last one.

Problem is my left calf is aching like mad after 10 minutes.

I put it down to being inactive for weeks.

But I think I know what has caused it by watching a documentary last night....and it adds up.

What do you think it might be?

Which part of the calf..?

The centre

Sounds like it needs massaging, with oil...

Aye but I know what comes before the massage oil

Are you implying filth... "

Definitely not in this climate....teas the fact that I'm in enough pain right now

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I gained over a stone in the first month, but I'm gradually shifting it again.

I don't have the additional time some people do; I've had to furlough my assistant and trying to manage a global food ingredient supply chain is proving something of a nightmare at present, so I'm working much longer hours than usual (and I work long enough hours under normal circumstances).

I'm a stress eater and I have a very poor relationship with food, but if the worst health issue I have in a global fucking pandemic is a stone of lard to burn off because of comfort eating through stress and fear then I'll consider myself truly blessed.

I don't often wear leggings (only really to the gym and dance classes) but anyone who doesn't like to look at my lardy arse in them is welcome to kiss it.

This is not a dig its a genuine question, why has the assistant been furloughed if the work hasn’t gone down? I thought the purpose of the scheme was to cover wages of staff where their services were not required during lockdown because of a reduction in business, sounds like companies are using it to cut their wage bill and just putting the additional work onto the employees still working (who have in many circumstances have taken a pay cut too)

Our business has gone down a huge amount. Sadly the range hasn't diminished, just the volumes on each line. I'm still trying to source rice bran, just 80mt instead of 600mt for example. Trying to arrange a contract, shipment and import is the same no matter what volume I'm trying to secure.

I get why the furlough, and for most of our furloughed staff it makes sense if the company isn't going to go under before things pick up again. It's just placing a bit more pressure onto some of us where our workload doesn't vary in direct relation to production volumes.

I didn't take it in any way as a dig, no worries, it's a natural question!"

Ha well i am learning people aren't very good at guessing tone and can take these virus threads quite personally ... just wanted to be clear before i got reported and naughty stepped again

I guess i thought furlough was for where work for the employees didn't exist anymore rather than the company couldn't afford to keep paying them for their job ... probably a wrong assumption and either way if it keeps them in a job til things get back to normal then thats fair enough ... just sucks the extra has ended up on your plate

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By *r8t_WhiteMan  over a year ago

Torquay

Hahaha, that's why they couldn't get all the tests available used.

In the end they had to post them out to everyone, and count that as 100k tests done, when only half will actually come back! Lol.

Most people hate their jobs and are loving furlough. Eating chocolate and watching Netflix!

I've lost 3kg!

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By *r8t_WhiteMan  over a year ago

Torquay

And I already looked awesome! Lol.xx

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By *ricoupleCouple  over a year ago

London


"Right heres one on moving about.

I have taken back up to walking.. started off at half hour walks and up to 40 minutes on the last one.

Problem is my left calf is aching like mad after 10 minutes.

I put it down to being inactive for weeks.

Claudication, partially blocked femoral artery

But I think I know what has caused it by watching a documentary last night....and it adds up.

What do you think it might be?

"

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

.me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My other half is super fit...I'm not but since he's done all the shopping for the last six weeks my diet and exercise regime has meant I'm 15kg lighter than I was.

I ordered Quality Street and Roses via Amazon on Friday...ask me how much is left! "

15kgs???

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I for one will need to lose a bit of timber after this , a good workout in the back of our van would be ideal !

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By *ighland gentlemanMan  over a year ago

Ardgay

Lost a few pounds.

Nature of job has changed meaning a lot less sedentary.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've put a fair amount on and it's easily visible.

I was gonna fuck it back off again but that's not looking like much of an option so I'll go back to hating myself and crying into a tub of ice cream the way I did many moons ago. Give it a couple of years and I'll find my confidence once more and boom, I'll be back.

P

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have managed to stay the same pretty much, sensible eating and not having a take away since mid march helps. That and the occasional walk also.

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By *anejohnkent6263 OP   Couple  over a year ago

canterbury

Tk u all for your comments ....it was a fun post and so glad lots have eaten well ....we have cooked real food ...not had takeaways or out for dinners at the pub ....Mrs lard arse has lost 7 pounds ...and the old got 9 xx

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By *anejohnkent6263 OP   Couple  over a year ago

canterbury

Old git

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