Quite frankly, I'm sick to death of singing 'happy birthday' while washing my hands so I've started singing the theme song to Red Dwarf....the lyrics are quite apt really.See what you think.
It's cold outside,there's no kind of atmosphere, I'm all alone more or less.
Let me fly far away from here.
FUN FUN FUN.In the SUN SUN SUN.
FUN FUN FUN.In the SUN SUN SUN.
(do do do do do
Do Do Do Do Do Doo)
Boom.
Anyone else have a hand washing song (with lyrics) that they prefer to Happy Birthday?
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"I have discovered that the soft close seat on my loo takes approx 20 secs to close so I open and close that now  "
Ah good to hear mr closes the seat for you  |
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"I have discovered that the soft close seat on my loo takes approx 20 secs to close so I open and close that now
Ah good to hear mr closes the seat for you "
He doesn't we have separate bathrooms . |
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"I have discovered that the soft close seat on my loo takes approx 20 secs to close so I open and close that now
You'll definitely need to wash your hands after handling the loo seat too "
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Don't need loo seats.
When I was out this morning I seen a dog having a crap.
When it finished it turned round, looked at it, then dragged it's arse all over hell's creation.
It seemed happy about it.
Way to go I think  |
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