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"Yeah don’t do that. A&Es don’t need people coming in with objects stuck up their arses right now."
I think you might end up waiting quite a while to get that tomato sauce bottle removed. Either that or they'll just have the army shoot you... |
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Back in the 90s I was a probationer police in Brighton. If you pissed off the section Sgt, you got sent on a thurs, fri or sat night to A&E due to the amount of d*unks and junkies that would turn up. Usually just cuff them to the seats and a van would swing round every so often.
No-one has a more cruel sense of humour than a nurse. They've seen it all. Some of the sights they'd insist on showing a young inexperienced copper, like the guy who managed to 'fall' on his phone. Old style house phone - whole bloody handset up his arse, with the twirly cable sticking out and connected to the main body !  |
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"Yeah don’t do that. A&Es don’t need people coming in with objects stuck up their arses right now.
LOL @ right now! Coz it's ok usually  "
Well no, they never really need it, but my mum was a nurse and the stories she could tell  In normal times these incidents can be a source of amusement for them but not too funny right now. |
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