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Best chat up line

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

So come on what’s the best chat up line / opening line you’ve had on fab?

Bet there’s some right corkers

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My best, but funnily enough, least successful is....

'Hello there, can I stick my one eyed womb ferret up your stench trench?'

Normal response is a slap..

'I suppose a blow job is out of the question then?!'

By *odgerMooreMan over a year ago

Nowhere

"My best, but funnily enough, least successful is....

'Hello there, can I stick my one eyed womb ferret up your stench trench?'

Normal response is a slap..

'I suppose a blow job is out of the question then?!'

Buying a gumshield and using this!!