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I like Taunton. It's not the arse end of anything. Nothing like a evening of cider and Dorset knob.
Though the Holliday Inn Express is a bit of a shithole. |
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"'Cos it's a fucking shit hole at the shallow end of the gene pool.
(although I manage)
take that back!  "
yer that's a bit unfair. Those extra fingers come in useful |
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"'Cos it's a fucking shit hole at the shallow end of the gene pool.
(although I manage)
take that back!
yer that's a bit unfair. Those extra fingers come in useful "
lmao.. not quite but very funny x |
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"'Cos it's a fucking shit hole at the shallow end of the gene pool.
(although I manage)
take that back!
yer that's a bit unfair. Those extra fingers come in useful "
So where are all the great guitarists?  |
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"'Cos it's a fucking shit hole at the shallow end of the gene pool.
(although I manage)
take that back!
yer that's a bit unfair. Those extra fingers come in useful
So where are all the great guitarists? "
Guitarists? they play the fucking harp down there. |
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"I like Taunton. It's not the arse end of anything. Nothing like a evening of cider and Dorset knob.
Though the Holliday Inn Express is a bit of a shithole."
Without wishing to be a pedant Taunton is in Somerset, not Dorset. |
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"I like Taunton. It's not the arse end of anything. Nothing like a evening of cider and Dorset knob.
Though the Holliday Inn Express is a bit of a shithole.
Without wishing to be a pedant Taunton is in Somerset, not Dorset. "
Pedant!
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"I like Taunton. It's not the arse end of anything. Nothing like a evening of cider and Dorset knob.
Though the Holliday Inn Express is a bit of a shithole.
Without wishing to be a pedant Taunton is in Somerset, not Dorset. "
OP is from Taunton.
Taunton is in Somerset
OP mentions Somerset in thread title.
Dorset Knob is type of bread, available in Taunton.
Exactly where did I state Taunton was in Dorset? |
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"I like Taunton. It's not the arse end of anything. Nothing like a evening of cider and Dorset knob.
Though the Holliday Inn Express is a bit of a shithole.
Without wishing to be a pedant Taunton is in Somerset, not Dorset.
OP is from Taunton.
Taunton is in Somerset
OP mentions Somerset in thread title.
Dorset Knob is type of bread, available in Taunton.
Exactly where did I state Taunton was in Dorset?"
The Pedant's Revolt?
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Fuck me.
From the Somerset County Gazette:
Taunton voted the happiest place to live in the South West.
The town ranks third overall in Great Britain out of 111 places, with the index painting a picture of it as a place where people look after their homes and have time for their neighbours.
Taunton scored particularly well in decor, coming number one regionally and second nationally.
Somerset's county town was also regionally ranked number one for space, investment, wellbeing, pride, recreation and neighbourliness.
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"Fuck me.
From the Somerset County Gazette:
Taunton voted the happiest place to live in the South West.
The town ranks third overall in Great Britain out of 111 places, with the index painting a picture of it as a place where people look after their homes and have time for their neighbours.
Taunton scored particularly well in decor, coming number one regionally and second nationally.
Somerset's county town was also regionally ranked number one for space, investment, wellbeing, pride, recreation and neighbourliness.
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There must be some mistake. |
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"I like Taunton. It's not the arse end of anything. Nothing like a evening of cider and Dorset knob.
Though the Holliday Inn Express is a bit of a shithole.
Without wishing to be a pedant Taunton is in Somerset, not Dorset.
OP is from Taunton.
Taunton is in Somerset
OP mentions Somerset in thread title.
Dorset Knob is type of bread, available in Taunton.
Exactly where did I state Taunton was in Dorset?
The Pedant's Revolt?
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Satnav ain't reached there yet |
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"Fuck me.
From the Somerset County Gazette:
Taunton voted the happiest place to live in the South West.
The town ranks third overall in Great Britain out of 111 places, with the index painting a picture of it as a place where people look after their homes and have time for their neighbours.
Taunton scored particularly well in decor, coming number one regionally and second nationally.
Somerset's county town was also regionally ranked number one for space, investment, wellbeing, pride, recreation and neighbourliness.
There must be some mistake. "
Taunton sucks.
But not as bad as Bridgwater - they can't even spell the fucking name of the place right! |
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"Fuck me.
From the Somerset County Gazette:
Taunton voted the happiest place to live in the South West.
The town ranks third overall in Great Britain out of 111 places, with the index painting a picture of it as a place where people look after their homes and have time for their neighbours.
Taunton scored particularly well in decor, coming number one regionally and second nationally.
Somerset's county town was also regionally ranked number one for space, investment, wellbeing, pride, recreation and neighbourliness.
There must be some mistake.
Taunton sucks.
But not as bad as Bridgwater - they can't even spell the fucking name of the place right! "
Estate agents outnumber humans there |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fuck me.
From the Somerset County Gazette:
Taunton voted the happiest place to live in the South West.
The town ranks third overall in Great Britain out of 111 places, with the index painting a picture of it as a place where people look after their homes and have time for their neighbours.
Taunton scored particularly well in decor, coming number one regionally and second nationally.
Somerset's county town was also regionally ranked number one for space, investment, wellbeing, pride, recreation and neighbourliness.
There must be some mistake.
Taunton sucks.
But not as bad as Bridgwater - they can't even spell the fucking name of the place right! "
Have you been to Street?
Now that place is bad. They have a shoe museum! |
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"So What Does Glastonbury Have that would make it a Better Place To Visit - Than Taunton..
Just i.e. - on a daily basis..
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A Tor and a town full of New age hippies! |
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"'Cos it's a fucking shit hole at the shallow end of the gene pool.
(although I manage)
take that back!
yer that's a bit unfair. Those extra fingers come in useful
So where are all the great guitarists? "
Cough cough, Muse from Teignmouth, Devon (Plug in Baby)great tune, also a relative.
Were from Devon & other half lives Taunton and its a good night out.
Dorset Knob is also a biscuit |
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Unfortunately, like the majority of English towns and cities, chav monkeys are everywhere in Taunton. A stroll down the pleasant streets will practically guarantee you bumping into Mr and Ms Chav, with pushchair in tow, debating whether to spend this weeks giro on scrumpy, fags, Elizabeth Duke jewellery or a night/fight in the Market House.
‘Have you got a spare fag mate’, or ‘lend us a quid mate’ or ‘watchoof**kinlookinat’ seem to be the only phrases these fine upstanding citizens seem to be able to muster towards non-chavs.
Obligatory pastimes include petty vandalism (notmyf**kincarizit), public d*unkenness (in daylight hours seems to be especially encouraged) and the wearing of the chav uniform (tracksuits, cheap gold jewellery and lots of it, baseball cap, you get the picture).
At night, and especially on the weekends, Taunton turns into something more insidious, a place where gangs of spotty baseball capped youngsters further their education in chav culture by roaming the streets, intimidating local people with their cheeky behaviour, hitting unsuspecting but of course deserving solitary pedestrians (a chav is never alllowed to fight another person on their own) and amusing passerbys with their colourful language (yoof**kincurrnts)
Taunton is now on the chav map, a place where northern chavs can come on their holidays, apart from Western-Super-Mare.
As my brother-in-law once said to me (and he lives in Stoke, a chav central if there ever was one), ‘they offend me by just being there’.
I dont think I can sum it up better myself. |
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"Unfortunately, like the majority of English towns and cities, chav monkeys are everywhere in Taunton.
Taunton is now on the chav map, a place where northern chavs can come on their holidays "
Who the feck Holidays In Taunton !!!
The Polish !!! |
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