To those who may have clicked on the post thinking its a call to arms, or its an invite - apologies. Somethings stuck in my head and I have to get it out.
A recent flurry of activity in my inbox, with the usual attachments, has got me thinking...together with another post elsewhere relating to shaved or hairy cocks. Should I link to the other post here? Because I haven't a clue how to do that!
I've not conducted any real research into this so my opinions are uninformed and my only evidence are the messages i received, with the attached pics...which I'm am certain they would not have sent if they believed I'd be sharing them here! So I have no evidence to present either....
So, my uninformed and unevidenced opinion is that it is primarily married men or stoners who have hairy cocks. If there is a pic of a hairy cock in my inbox I immediately label them a stoner or married. I can be soooooo presumptious.
Married guys, even if they want to trim or shave to show off their cock on Fab, daren't do so because their wife will want to know who they're trimming it for.
Stoners are beautiful, simple creatures. They wank it and they wash it. The rest of the time they're just content with it bobbing about where it is. Occasionally they might look at it while wanking and think, "I need to get the hedge trimmers out!"....but then they cum...and then they have a joint...and they stop fretting about it. Mañana!!! Always mañana.
It's not a complaint. I love a hairy man. I have let my own hair grow (I found that the majority of men on Fab who like an older lady also like a hairy pussy, so I let mine grow). Always have a fantasy of a hairy guy getting stuck to my pussy like velcro.
Oh. And I love a stoner, too. They get wasted and go down to give oral....but they are so buzzed they lose the ability to converse, so they stay down there for AGES. Brilliant!!! Either that or they go down on me and they carry on doing it because they are too stoned to stop and have to make a decision about what to do next. 
I'm digressing.....
So, anyone disagree??
Oh, and to any ladies reading this.....if you haven't already, bag yourself a stoner for a meet. At least once. You don't need to smoke it, but they are always happy to share if you do. It's not a great analogy, but they're like sexually mature puppies - playful, affectionate, easily distracted....and dumb, in a gentle way. They know their cock is there and they hope to, one day, remember what it's there for.
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This is such a great post lol. Prob one of best i have seen. I definetely fit into stoner part and also get lost in that too. The oral skilss i think i need to improve i had a bad experience tgats put me off |
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"To those who may have clicked on the post thinking its a call to arms, or its an invite - apologies. Somethings stuck in my head and I have to get it out.
A recent flurry of activity in my inbox, with the usual attachments, has got me thinking...together with another post elsewhere relating to shaved or hairy cocks. Should I link to the other post here? Because I haven't a clue how to do that!
I've not conducted any real research into this so my opinions are uninformed and my only evidence are the messages i received, with the attached pics...which I'm am certain they would not have sent if they believed I'd be sharing them here! So I have no evidence to present either....
So, my uninformed and unevidenced opinion is that it is primarily married men or stoners who have hairy cocks. If there is a pic of a hairy cock in my inbox I immediately label them a stoner or married. I can be soooooo presumptious.
Married guys, even if they want to trim or shave to show off their cock on Fab, daren't do so because their wife will want to know who they're trimming it for.
Stoners are beautiful, simple creatures. They wank it and they wash it. The rest of the time they're just content with it bobbing about where it is. Occasionally they might look at it while wanking and think, "I need to get the hedge trimmers out!"....but then they cum...and then they have a joint...and they stop fretting about it. Mañana!!! Always mañana.
It's not a complaint. I love a hairy man. I have let my own hair grow (I found that the majority of men on Fab who like an older lady also like a hairy pussy, so I let mine grow). Always have a fantasy of a hairy guy getting stuck to my pussy like velcro.
Oh. And I love a stoner, too. They get wasted and go down to give oral....but they are so buzzed they lose the ability to converse, so they stay down there for AGES. Brilliant!!! Either that or they go down on me and they carry on doing it because they are too stoned to stop and have to make a decision about what to do next.
I'm digressing.....
So, anyone disagree??
Oh, and to any ladies reading this.....if you haven't already, bag yourself a stoner for a meet. At least once. You don't need to smoke it, but they are always happy to share if you do. It's not a great analogy, but they're like sexually mature puppies - playful, affectionate, easily distracted....and dumb, in a gentle way. They know their cock is there and they hope to, one day, remember what it's there for.
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Great analogy and had me in stitches … yr description is a pissa  |
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