So, after an absence of around 6-7 years I returned to Helsinki Spa hoping that it had rekindled some of the atmosphere that I had once enjoyed, oh how disappointing I was.
What was once a venue that attracted many folk from Sun and local swingers clubs, it’s now turned into to the ultimate sausage fest.
Years back you could sit in the Sauna, Steam room and Jacuzzi and chat, laugh and now and again a little bit of fun.
I entered today at around 1.30pm and the lady on the front desk was very friendly, I paid my money (£17) and went through to the changing area.
After stripping naked I passed through the tv area where a few men were sat chatting, I nodded and proceeded to the Spa. Upon entering it became apparent that it was quite busy, I glanced into the Jacuzzi, two guys and a lady enjoying a chilled time, things looked positive for a split second. I passed the shower and tried to enter the sauna, rammed, I couldn’t count how many folk were in there but there was certainly no room for another.
I walked further down past several other naked men sat chatting on the sofas, opening the door to the steam room it was obvious that this area was busy as well but couldn’t see, asked if there was room for a small one and with a bit of a chuffle round I managed to get a seat, unsure who I had sat down with.
After a few minutes I could sense (and hear) some goings on in the corners of the room, glancing over as the door opened it was a couple of guys playing with each other, the play intensified with several other chaps joining in whilst others wanked and watched. I got up and left, each to their own and all that.
Popping back past the sauna I managed to get a seat, again full of Men, wanking (each other and themselves)
I didn’t last long before I headed out to see if I could get a seat somewhere, outside the sauna and steam rooms are some sofas, two guys sat chatting whilst enjoying a tug at their purple headed womb ferrets. The lady who had been enjoying the jacuzzi was no showering and attempted to enter the sauna, upon seeing how busy it was she and her now apparent partner decided to leave.
That was enough for me too, I decided to leave, I’d been there all of about 30 mins including getting undressed / dressed. I left my key on the front desk and was done.
Please don’t think I’m knocking the men or spa as I’m not, I’m just adding an honest review.
If I’d entered today and all the fun being had was between men and women I would have obviously stayed and enjoyed my time.
I believe 80% of the week at Helsinki is classed as Men only, after visiting today and even with Wednesday and Fridays classes as mixed my view is it’s more 99%.
I’ve read this afternoon that the venue looks set to close after a rent increase, I think it’s got around 8’weeks left which is sad to hear.
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