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Asda delivery guy.. tips needed!
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This week I opened to door to the Asda delivery guy.. young, tall, hot and smiley. Got me instantly horny! I flirted.. I’m pretty sure he flirted back.
Assuming he comes back next week how do I proposition him?! My husband is loving this idea but it definitely takes some bravery! Haha! I need tips…
I can’t open the door naked btw.. it’s a busy driveway!
P.S. And if he declines me I’m switching to Tesco and hiding forever!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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1. you're hot so he isn't saying no
2. I feel women definitely underestimate how much of a turn on a women being direct with a man actually is especially when it's the fact she wants to fuck him. I bet just answering the door in sexy nightwear would have his imagination running wild for the rest of the day if you do prefer to be indirect. |
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Speaking as a tesco delivery driver, answer door then say I'll just take this to the kitchen then un button a few buttons and bend down to pick up another tray once returned to door for another tray, if he notices that you have unbuttoned, then ask him if he would like to carry a tray to the kitchen, if he does, then say how about putting one in the bedroom, hope that helps . |
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By *ndi37Man
over a year ago
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When taking your cucumber out of the basket, slowly start stroking it like you are wanking a big fat cock, if he shows interest, rub it over your tits, and start simulating your deep throat skills. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This week I opened to door to the Asda delivery guy.. young, tall, hot and smiley. Got me instantly horny! I flirted.. I’m pretty sure he flirted back.
Assuming he comes back next week how do I proposition him?! My husband is loving this idea but it definitely takes some bravery! Haha! I need tips…
I can’t open the door naked btw.. it’s a busy driveway!
P.S. And if he declines me I’m switching to Tesco and hiding forever!! "
Just be brave and ask him straight out. This must cross the minds of delivery drivers all the time and as others have said you look amazing so you should be fine.
Open the door wearing something revealing and just ask if he likes what he sees.
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Hehe thank you for all the replies!
I didn’t see him for 2 weeks.. then when he came back the next week I asked him how long he’d been doing the job for and if he’d ever been propositioned by a horny housewife in that time.
He grinned and said no, so I handed him my number and said “Well here’s my number if you ever want to come in one time” before shutting the door quickly in case he rejected me..
A day later he messaged me and I’m pleased to say he’s coming to see me very soon  !!
Thanks for the advice! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hehe thank you for all the replies!
I didn’t see him for 2 weeks.. then when he came back the next week I asked him how long he’d been doing the job for and if he’d ever been propositioned by a horny housewife in that time.
He grinned and said no, so I handed him my number and said “Well here’s my number if you ever want to come in one time” before shutting the door quickly in case he rejected me..
A day later he messaged me and I’m pleased to say he’s coming to see me very soon !!
Thanks for the advice! "
Happy Giggles, happy driver I imagine!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I would say go for it….. open the door in a towel, turn around and let the towel fall to the ground, turn around and say… whoops
But then I would say that.. having looked at your profile and pics, I have just hijacked an Asda delivery van. |
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"Hehe thank you for all the replies!
I didn’t see him for 2 weeks.. then when he came back the next week I asked him how long he’d been doing the job for and if he’d ever been propositioned by a horny housewife in that time.
He grinned and said no, so I handed him my number and said “Well here’s my number if you ever want to come in one time” before shutting the door quickly in case he rejected me..
A day later he messaged me and I’m pleased to say he’s coming to see me very soon !!
Thanks for the advice! "
The lucky bugger. Lol. Have fun  |
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If you see him again then pass on your number. But it's not fair on someone when they are working to tease and tempt to see if there's a response. If you fancy him. Be direct. Cuts out any awkwardness and you won't have to switch to Tesco. |
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By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago
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"If the genders were reversed in this situation the male OP would have been torn apart by now....
Order a large cucumber and some ring donuts.... "
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"This week I opened to door to the Asda delivery guy.. young, tall, hot and smiley. Got me instantly horny! I flirted.. I’m pretty sure he flirted back.
Assuming he comes back next week how do I proposition him?! My husband is loving this idea but it definitely takes some bravery! Haha! I need tips…
I can’t open the door naked btw.. it’s a busy driveway!
P.S. And if he declines me I’m switching to Tesco and hiding forever!! "
While I worked as Tesco the store didn’t have a pharmacy licence so scripts would go to another store and the drugs collected the following day. Sometimes the drugs required being delivered, ladies in gaping robes, braless under t shirts answering the door I’d of loved a purposeful flash but the accidental odd occurrence was very enjoyable. Now ladies running down the street dressed similarly chasing the bin lorry that I drive can be funny buts it not as personal.
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By *rlandoMan 22 weeks ago
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sounds like he can t wait to get the fuck out out of your house !!!
never in a million years is he going to piss around if he s fleetingly delivering somthing with other jobs through out the day !!
... It s all in your head unless you are willing to be a bit more clearer with him .?? |
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"Hehe thank you for all the replies!
I didn’t see him for 2 weeks.. then when he came back the next week I asked him how long he’d been doing the job for and if he’d ever been propositioned by a horny housewife in that time.
He grinned and said no, so I handed him my number and said “Well here’s my number if you ever want to come in one time” before shutting the door quickly in case he rejected me..
A day later he messaged me and I’m pleased to say he’s coming to see me very soon !!
Thanks for the advice! "
Nice hope you both had fun.
Some strange replies on here especially since it's a swingers site lol. Enjoy life while you can. |
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