We decided to head back to Fun4Two Swingers Club here in the Netherlands for New Years and it just occured to me that I forgot to post a review
We went to this club for the 1st time back in July and thought it was OK, our new review is much better as we have now explored the entire club rather than missing half of it.
Spoiler; A great club, worth the price for an all inclusive spot, local hotel with shuttle bus makes it desireable if you're coming from out of town.
It's not a club that is commonly talked about in the subreddit so anyone in the UK, Europe or coming over might be interested to know more.
Their webiste in English is https://www.fun4two.nl/english/welkom.html
Membership Requirements
You do have to have a membership here, when you first register they give you a temp number and then when you first attend you get a card, this is an extra 20 Euro on your entry fee. The process was simple and if you're going on a Saturday night I suggest you register online, get your temp ''R'' number and then buy tickets.
Cost
Couples ticket for Saturday night was 165 Euro ($179 USD), this is all inclusive for food and drinks as well as entry. Single ladies are 70 Euro, single men aren't permitted unless on one of their special ''hardcore Gigolinas'' Nights.
Bar & Food Services
As mentioned above, this club is all inclusive so food and drinks are free (included in door price). They have a great main bar area and all the standard drinks you'd like (wines, beers etc) they also have liquor included, they have standard brands and higher end brands all included.
Bar staff are quick and responsive. There isn't a lot of water around and you do need to ask for that at the bar which is slightly annoying.
They have a restaurant off the side that is available until 4am, the selection was a buffet style with meats, salads, pasta, veggies + more. They had coffee, juice and dessert available. Food was good, it's not fantastic but that's to be expected, we did enjoy the food we ate, I'd say it is standard pub quality.
Wet Area
They have an indoor spa / heated pool area, a very largeshower, a sauna, and ample towels for everyone. A really great area to socialize and get a little sexy and it has the best bathrooms in the area.
This is off the side to the main building, you walk over a small bridge from the 2nd floor of the main building (through the dick handle doors) and you're there. It feels very grecian in terms of it's design.
Outdoor Area
They do have a little outdoor pool area which they use in Summer for their pool parties, it is OK but I definately have a preference for the pool area at Fata over this one.
Dance Floor + Lounge
Located in the center of the club on the ground floor, with a DJ playing music, they have a little alcove seating area and the seating around the bar or up in the restaurant area which is elevated off the dancefloor.
This is not a huge area by any means but it's capable and a central area to meet, dance and then go elsewhere.
Bathrooms
They have bathrooms located on the ground floor, near the locker area and again off the wet area / tantric area. All bathrooms were clean and accessible.
Playrooms
Here's where I need to get stuck into the detail a little as they have 3 main areas for playrooms
2nd Level
Main Playroom - this contains many of the rooms you would expect in a standard swingers club. It has glory holes, orgy areas, and little common areas for playing, it has a lowered roof area that is shaped like a bus or plane and a few other small rooms with chairs and such in them. This area is quite narrow in the walkways and I would suspect some folks would struggle to get around in this area. This is the least fav area for us on site and where we played during our July visit.
Dutch Village BDSM - this is located on the other side of the dance floor and main play area and directly above the restaurant. The set up is something out of a movie scene with small houses, a small replicated street with lamps and small dutch houses. In each house is a different scene and many contain BDSM equipment like cages, crosses and metal doors. The area is lit with red lights and the whole thing is so fun, sexy and yet cute that I really enjoyed the difference.
Wet / Tantric Area (located over the bridge in a separate building)
Now this is something we didn't see on first visit and we are so gutted we missed it. Over the bridge off to the side of the walkway above the dance floor is a glass door with dicks as handles, walk over the bridge and be transported into the best bit of this club.
This area contains the wet area which I mentioned above but it also contains the TANTRIC tent area. An area dimly and sexily lit, open beds or raised areas with curtains. Light music (far enough away from the doof doof of the main DJ area) and it feels totally sensual. Play here later in the evening and the moans and movements from the beds next door will certainly get you in the mood (if you're not the one already making those sounds). They have towels everywhere (very well stocked) as well as massage oils to get the party started.
Single Men
Single men are not permitted at this club, it's couples and single women only with one exception which is there Gigolinas nights.
Demographic and types of people
The average age range was approx 35-45 with some younger and older mixed in as well. This is what we noticed during our July visit however at New Years, the age range was significantly more diverse with couples into their 70's.
Most attendees were ''fit'' and looked after themselves/put effort into their outfits. With the diversity that New Years bought with it, I would say that our July experience contained a more vibrant group of folks whereas NYE was a broader range of everyone.
When it was 11pm and the mandatory dress down occured, there was a LOT of eye candy.
Cleanliness and Hygiene
The towels at this club are plentiful, they have cleaning products in all of the playrooms and I noticed that there were attendants keeping the rooms clean. They have showers as well for those who want to clean off/up.
Other Information
Mandatory dress down at 11pm, everyone must get into lingerie
Pool parties in summer months
They do have some on site accommodation, I think 3-4 places to stay if you want but we prefer to stay at the local hotel
They have a large locker area and color coded key fobs they give you upon check in, enough lockers for 500 people located on the ground floor and level 2.
Location + Nearby Accommodation
They are located 25ish minutes drive outside of Rotterdam (nearest major area), we highly suggest staying locally at this hotel https://www.valkexclusief.nl/hotels/hotel-rotterdam-nieuwerkerk/. The hotel happens to offer a shuttle bus to and from the club would you believe! It is fantastic and the hotel is lush, really lovely, nice lobby, bar, restaurant, sauna, rooms etc. It does add to the cost of your evening but since we don't go to the club often, it is #WorthIt for us.
Cons
They dont have water stations around the venue so you have to get water from the bar, this is slightly inconvenient but is ok. The upstairs main play area could use a revamp in our opinion. There are stairs everywhere but this is the Netherlands after all.
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Have you been to this club? Would love to hear what you think!
We did 2 episodes about this club, our July episode as mentioned above MISSED a hell of a lot of this club so please also listen to our New Years episode to hear us correct that failing (just because we are podcasters doesn't mean we know what the F we are talking about)
July visit on Spotify https://open.spotify.com/episode/51VVVvvu3DmhSug2yRosAo?si=mTSd062sSJuZOHDOmILN9g
New Years on Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/episode/6uXgw7caAWlUF3AkJJ1xmv?si=9Em0KLFsQ-2RxYZzM4JxrA
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