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By *izzy69 OP Man over a year ago

London

So many "how many wanks have you had" and general perving threads about, so I thought let's do something different (check out my other "Useless Information" thread.

This one is soliciting your really bad jokes - but so bad that you still laugh.

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By *izzy69 OP Man over a year ago

London

So I'll kick off:

I just watched a guy purchase a piñata, some paella and a sombrero at the supermarket. I thought to myself....

Hispanic buying.

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By *_MariusMan over a year ago

Currently Faraway

What did the supermarket employee shout when she saw the box of Kellogg's scattered all over the floor?

"THERE'S A CEREAL KILLER!!"

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By *nlyIfItsWorthItMan over a year ago

Newcastle

9/11 Americans won't get this joke

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By *eeds toy boyMan over a year ago

leeds

"9/11 Americans won't get this joke"
oh lord haha

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By *erry bull1Man over a year ago

doncaster

Two candles arguing

One said to the other

You’re getting on my wick

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By *_MariusMan over a year ago

Currently Faraway

"9/11 Americans won't get this joke"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Did you hear that the Norwegian and Swedish navies are putting barcodes on their ships so that when they dock they can scan the navy in..........

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Did you hear about the rabbit who washed his thing and couldn't do a hare with it?

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By *anMigelMan over a year ago

Sheffield/Alderley Edge

Where do fish keep their money?

In the riverbank!

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By *alibra57Man over a year ago

Southampton

World strawberry picking competition the woman who won it had no legs the guy who came second said she was a jammy cunt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've just had an e-mail from the NHS about how increasing your intake of preserved prok can help with the spread of Covid-19.

Then I realised that it must be spam..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I saw Paul Chuckle from the Chuckle brothers in the supermarket yesterday. He was getting a bit too close to me so I shouted HEY TWO METRE YOU.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Woman on a train kept sneezing, then shaking and screaming out loud, bloke asked her you ok, yes fine every time I sneeze I have a orgasm, bloke asked what do you take for it woman says pepper

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By *racknell SexMan over a year ago

Bracknell

@Bilakes69

wow man your cock looks huge.

You must girls gagging to get that inside them on here.. lucky bugger!

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