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Feel free to gloat on here and be as descriptive as you like so all the singles in enforced celibacy can hate you even more!  | |||
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"I fucking hate you ...... that is all!!
Feel free to gloat on here and be as descriptive as you like so all the singles in enforced celibacy can hate you even more! "I'm part of a couple but isolating from hubby because of my job!  | |||
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"I fucking hate you ...... that is all!!
Feel free to gloat on here and be as descriptive as you like so all the singles in enforced celibacy can hate you even more!
I'm part of a couple but isolating from hubby because of my job! "That’s ok then! If you’re getting cobwebs too I don’t hate you!  | |||
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"I fucking hate you ...... that is all!!
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I'm part of a couple but isolating from hubby because of my job!
That’s ok then! If you’re getting cobwebs too I don’t hate you! " I'm enjoying the rest of I'm honest!  | |||
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"I fucking hate you ...... that is all!!
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"Lol yes " Bitch!
(You come across as a nice bitch though tbf! ) | |||
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"Lol yes Bitch!
(You come across as a nice bitch though tbf! ) "Lol not really . You look stunning. | |||
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"I fucking hate you ...... that is all!!
Feel free to gloat on here and be as descriptive as you like so all the singles in enforced celibacy can hate you even more!
I'm with you there girl I feel like a nun haha "I know right? If we’d had a month’s notice we could have interviewed lock down buddies. My kids might be confused about their new ‘uncle’ though! | |||
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"Lol yes Bitch!
(You come across as a nice bitch though tbf! )
Lol not really .
You look stunning. "Thanks - but on my current dies of Lindt and Pinot - god only knows what I’ll look like after lockdown! | |||
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"Sorry Peachy, but we had a cracking role play session last night, took some Fab pics and went to sleep satisfied. A little bit more naughty fun this morning too, being pinned to the bed and fucked, finishing in my mouth "And you’re local too? I probably fucking heard you!! Say two Hail Mary’s and an Our Father - and don’t do it again until at least Wednesday.  | |||
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Snap.. im basically a born again virgin 
Prin x | |||
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" Thanks - but on my current dies of Lindt and Pinot - god only knows what I’ll look like after lockdown! "Well natural beauty is not depended on diet , a few pounds won't make much difference on your hot body | |||
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"Sorry Peachy, but we had a cracking role play session last night, took some Fab pics and went to sleep satisfied. A little bit more naughty fun this morning too, being pinned to the bed and fucked, finishing in my mouth
And you’re local too? I probably fucking heard you!! Say two Hail Mary’s and an Our Father - and don’t do it again until at least Wednesday. "We're not too far from Prestonish, Peachy. Sorry if you heard the slap of his belt and the sound of me gagging
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"Hahaha yessss Peachy!
Snap.. im basically a born again virgin
Prin x"Not great is it? Do you think it’d be reasonable to ask my 16 year old to put earplugs in so I don’t have to have my porn and wand sessions at the crack of dawn? (Even dawn’s crack is appealing right now tbh - and I’m not even fully bi!  ) | |||
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"Hahaha yessss Peachy!
Snap.. im basically a born again virgin
Prin x
Not great is it? Do you think it’d be reasonable to ask my 16 year old to put earplugs in so I don’t have to have my porn and wand sessions at the crack of dawn? (Even dawn’s crack is appealing right now tbh - and I’m not even fully bi! ) "Peachy, our 17yo is likely totally traumatised now, but he has headphones and stuff | |||
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"Hahaha yessss Peachy!
Snap.. im basically a born again virgin
Prin x
Not great is it? Do you think it’d be reasonable to ask my 16 year old to put earplugs in so I don’t have to have my porn and wand sessions at the crack of dawn? (Even dawn’s crack is appealing right now tbh - and I’m not even fully bi! )
Peachy, our 17yo is likely totally traumatised now, but he has headphones and stuff "Well at least his parents aren’t stressed and miserable I guess! | |||
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"Hahaha yessss Peachy!
Snap.. im basically a born again virgin
Prin x
Not great is it? Do you think it’d be reasonable to ask my 16 year old to put earplugs in so I don’t have to have my porn and wand sessions at the crack of dawn? (Even dawn’s crack is appealing right now tbh - and I’m not even fully bi! )
Peachy, our 17yo is likely totally traumatised now, but he has headphones and stuff
Well at least his parents aren’t stressed and miserable I guess! "We tried to keep it down, honestly we did  | |||
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"To all you couples up there. I hope there’s a National shortage of contraceptives and every shag results in a baby who fucks your sex life up FOR EVER!!!!!!! Peace and Love!! "Haha, implant here so as much fun as we can have over the coming month(s) with jizz aplenty
If we're going to be hated then we may as well get the full toy box out and make it worthwhile.
Happy celebrate Sunday singles xx
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"Just about the only good think of is that (hopefully) you’ll all be tired of shagging each other by the end of lockdown and you’ll require the services of us singles to provide a little variety - right?
Oh - who am I kidding? "Oh we'll definitely need singles to join us when it's safe | |||
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"We’re having more sex than ever before, in fact I think I need a break to recoup my man juices they’re running a bit empty " Swine - I think my lady juices have gone into overload. I’ve started to squelch slightly when I walk! | |||
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"Just about the only good think of is that (hopefully) you’ll all be tired of shagging each other by the end of lockdown and you’ll require the services of us singles to provide a little variety - right?
Oh - who am I kidding? "My hubby's wishing there was a stand-in here now | |||
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"Just about the only good think of is that (hopefully) you’ll all be tired of shagging each other by the end of lockdown and you’ll require the services of us singles to provide a little variety - right?
Oh - who am I kidding?
My hubby's wishing there was a stand-in here now "Nah he’s a lucky man! You have great boobs! | |||
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"I fucking hate you ...... that is all!!
Feel free to gloat on here and be as descriptive as you like so all the singles in enforced celibacy can hate you even more! "sorrry lol | |||
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"Managed to get some last night for the first time since lockdown. Toddlers who don't understand what's going on and no babysitter doesn't help." Yep - and just wait until they’re teenagers! Their whole purpose in life is to stop you EVER having sexual pleasure again! 
(That and keeping you permanently skint - and turning you into a 24/7 taxi service! ) | |||
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"We live aprt and Cant get together" Oh I’m sorry to hear that!
Bet you miss each other. Xx | |||
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"We'll be looking for supplements post lock down xx" Like vitamins you mean?  | |||
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"Managed to get some last night for the first time since lockdown. Toddlers who don't understand what's going on and no babysitter doesn't help. Yep - and just wait until they’re teenagers! Their whole purpose in life is to stop you EVER having sexual pleasure again!
(That and keeping you permanently skint - and turning you into a 24/7 taxi service! ) "Thank you for making my day feel so much better. Lol | |||
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"Managed to get some last night for the first time since lockdown. Toddlers who don't understand what's going on and no babysitter doesn't help. Yep - and just wait until they’re teenagers! Their whole purpose in life is to stop you EVER having sexual pleasure again!
(That and keeping you permanently skint - and turning you into a 24/7 taxi service! )
Thank you for making my day feel so much better. Lol"Anything to restore balance! | |||
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"The thread is on fire. Won't be surprised if someone is wanking reading it lol " | |||
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"We live aprt and Cant get together Oh I’m sorry to hear that!
Bet you miss each other. Xx"Indeed we do, can't even just pop there as im in a different country. Please all try n turn her on as much as u can make our face time later hot | |||
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"Our daughter went to her boyfriends two nights before the lockdown she’s done the right thing and is staying there. We got house to ourselves so not only can we have fun but we don’t have to be quiet during now either. Not even having to get dressed if we don’t want to "I absolutely hate you both - just saying! | |||
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"We live aprt and Cant get together Oh I’m sorry to hear that!
Bet you miss each other. Xx
Indeed we do, can't even just pop there as im in a different country.
Please all try n turn her on as much as u can make our face time later hot"she can borrow me if she wants lol | |||
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"I fucking hate you ...... that is all!!
Feel free to gloat on here and be as descriptive as you like so all the singles in enforced celibacy can hate you even more! "It’s such fun, some one on here said to look up OM clit stimulation, I did and it kept us both in bed until even later this morning;) | |||
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"Just all you couples wait...our time will come. One day. ..in the near future "Well we'll cum later, today
Have to have a roast first, just a shame it can't be a spitroast | |||
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Cpls fuck as much as u can u lucky sods, I won’t hate u for it, only very very envious  | |||
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"I fucking hate you ...... that is all!!
Feel free to gloat on here and be as descriptive as you like so all the singles in enforced celibacy can hate you even more!
It’s such fun, some one on here said to look up OM clit stimulation, I did and it kept us both in bed until even later this morning;)
"So what’s OM clit stimulation? I’m always happy to learn! | |||
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"Our daughter went to her boyfriends two nights before the lockdown she’s done the right thing and is staying there. We got house to ourselves so not only can we have fun but we don’t have to be quiet during now either. Not even having to get dressed if we don’t want to "No.1 son came home the day the lockdown started. We've pretty much carried on regardless - he goes downstairs and puts Netflix on loud enough to cover out antics up. We think. He might need counselling after it all though | |||
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"Aww Peachy please don't hate us. Its just so difficult to resist the temptation. And now this may well tip you even more towards the hatred end of the scale but I had a hysterectomy and therefore no bambinos will result from our isolation antics...sorry x" Damn - and you both look really great too! Let me know next time you’re having a session - I may just have to imagine I’m joining you! | |||
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"Aww Peachy please don't hate us. Its just so difficult to resist the temptation. And now this may well tip you even more towards the hatred end of the scale but I had a hysterectomy and therefore no bambinos will result from our isolation antics...sorry x Damn - and you both look really great too! Let me know next time you’re having a session - I may just have to imagine I’m joining you! "Ooh fun x | |||
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"I fucking hate you ...... that is all!!
Feel free to gloat on here and be as descriptive as you like so all the singles in enforced celibacy can hate you even more!
It’s such fun, some one on here said to look up OM clit stimulation, I did and it kept us both in bed until even later this morning;)
So what’s OM clit stimulation? I’m always happy to learn! "I would like to know as well! | |||
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"Our daughter went to her boyfriends two nights before the lockdown she’s done the right thing and is staying there. We got house to ourselves so not only can we have fun but we don’t have to be quiet during now either. Not even having to get dressed if we don’t want to
No.1 son came home the day the lockdown started. We've pretty much carried on regardless - he goes downstairs and puts Netflix on loud enough to cover out antics up. We think. He might need counselling after it all though "Bloody hell I bet - poor bugger! How old is he? My lad walked in on me last summer (15 at the time and supposed to be out with friends) whilst I was lying on my bed - gay porn good and loud on my phone and my rabbit happily buzzing away in my nether regions. It was months before he mentioned it. One day I’ll be forced to cough up for counselling I’m sure! | |||
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"Aww Peachy please don't hate us. Its just so difficult to resist the temptation. And now this may well tip you even more towards the hatred end of the scale but I had a hysterectomy and therefore no bambinos will result from our isolation antics...sorry x Damn - and you both look really great too! Let me know next time you’re having a session - I may just have to imagine I’m joining you! "No time like the present | |||
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Our son and his GF moved home for the lockdown. And was told that any mental scarring of hearing his parents constantly enjoying their right to get jiggy was his issue and not ours
He ordered extra headphones for his GF, wise lad | |||
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"Aww Peachy please don't hate us. Its just so difficult to resist the temptation. And now this may well tip you even more towards the hatred end of the scale but I had a hysterectomy and therefore no bambinos will result from our isolation antics...sorry x Damn - and you both look really great too! Let me know next time you’re having a session - I may just have to imagine I’m joining you!
No time like the present "Well I’ll be showering shortly. I’ll make sure my nether regions get a very good lathering! | |||
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"Been 7 months for me so i am a virgin again " Awe, didn't you use hand shower ? | |||
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"Awww Peachy, we'd include you if we could
Our son and his GF moved home for the lockdown. And was told that any mental scarring of hearing his parents constantly enjoying their right to get jiggy was his issue and not ours
He ordered extra headphones for his GF, wise lad "Aren’t he and his girlfriend competing with you in the noise making? Counselling all round after lockdown! | |||
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"Aww Peachy please don't hate us. Its just so difficult to resist the temptation. And now this may well tip you even more towards the hatred end of the scale but I had a hysterectomy and therefore no bambinos will result from our isolation antics...sorry x Damn - and you both look really great too! Let me know next time you’re having a session - I may just have to imagine I’m joining you!
No time like the present
Well I’ll be showering shortly. I’ll make sure my nether regions get a very good lathering! "I’d love to be your victim once this is all I’ve peachy. ???? | |||
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"We’re having more sex than ever before, in fact I think I need a break to recoup my man juices they’re running a bit empty Swine - I think my lady juices have gone into overload. I’ve started to squelch slightly when I walk! "I've been trying to keep up with my daily exercise but cycling with a constant stiffie is kind of awkward. | |||
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"Our daughter went to her boyfriends two nights before the lockdown she’s done the right thing and is staying there. We got house to ourselves so not only can we have fun but we don’t have to be quiet during now either. Not even having to get dressed if we don’t want to
No.1 son came home the day the lockdown started. We've pretty much carried on regardless - he goes downstairs and puts Netflix on loud enough to cover out antics up. We think. He might need counselling after it all though
Bloody hell I bet - poor bugger! How old is he?
My lad walked in on me last summer (15 at the time and supposed to be out with friends) whilst I was lying on my bed - gay porn good and loud on my phone and my rabbit happily buzzing away in my nether regions. It was months before he mentioned it. One day I’ll be forced to cough up for counselling I’m sure! "In a way, I think it’ll probably help him become a rounded young adult, with a realistic and sensible approach to sex and the true nature of us daft humans. That’s what I’d tell myself anyway .
If you want embarrassing - my postman opened the door for some reason (no idea why) and saw me wanking once. I was 41.
I’m single, so feel your pain at the moment. I’ve regressed to my fifteen year-old self In terms of self abuse. | |||
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"Our daughter went to her boyfriends two nights before the lockdown she’s done the right thing and is staying there. We got house to ourselves so not only can we have fun but we don’t have to be quiet during now either. Not even having to get dressed if we don’t want to
No.1 son came home the day the lockdown started. We've pretty much carried on regardless - he goes downstairs and puts Netflix on loud enough to cover out antics up. We think. He might need counselling after it all though
Bloody hell I bet - poor bugger! How old is he?
My lad walked in on me last summer (15 at the time and supposed to be out with friends) whilst I was lying on my bed - gay porn good and loud on my phone and my rabbit happily buzzing away in my nether regions. It was months before he mentioned it. One day I’ll be forced to cough up for counselling I’m sure! "He's 17, he gets it, but he doesn't know we swing. Last night he could've walked in on me with a belt round my neck or with a butt plug sticking out of my arse. I'm sure if he saw that he'd need to be revived on the spot! He went downstairs last night | |||
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"Our daughter went to her boyfriends two nights before the lockdown she’s done the right thing and is staying there. We got house to ourselves so not only can we have fun but we don’t have to be quiet during now either. Not even having to get dressed if we don’t want to
No.1 son came home the day the lockdown started. We've pretty much carried on regardless - he goes downstairs and puts Netflix on loud enough to cover out antics up. We think. He might need counselling after it all though
Bloody hell I bet - poor bugger! How old is he?
My lad walked in on me last summer (15 at the time and supposed to be out with friends) whilst I was lying on my bed - gay porn good and loud on my phone and my rabbit happily buzzing away in my nether regions. It was months before he mentioned it. One day I’ll be forced to cough up for counselling I’m sure!
He's 17, he gets it, but he doesn't know we swing. Last night he could've walked in on me with a belt round my neck or with a butt plug sticking out of my arse. I'm sure if he saw that he'd need to be revived on the spot! He went downstairs last night "Thanks - that’s definitely the image that’ll stay in my head all day! | |||
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"Our daughter went to her boyfriends two nights before the lockdown she’s done the right thing and is staying there. We got house to ourselves so not only can we have fun but we don’t have to be quiet during now either. Not even having to get dressed if we don’t want to
No.1 son came home the day the lockdown started. We've pretty much carried on regardless - he goes downstairs and puts Netflix on loud enough to cover out antics up. We think. He might need counselling after it all though
Bloody hell I bet - poor bugger! How old is he?
My lad walked in on me last summer (15 at the time and supposed to be out with friends) whilst I was lying on my bed - gay porn good and loud on my phone and my rabbit happily buzzing away in my nether regions. It was months before he mentioned it. One day I’ll be forced to cough up for counselling I’m sure!
He's 17, he gets it, but he doesn't know we swing. Last night he could've walked in on me with a belt round my neck or with a butt plug sticking out of my arse. I'm sure if he saw that he'd need to be revived on the spot! He went downstairs last night
Thanks - that’s definitely the image that’ll stay in my head all day! "You're welcome and sorry all at the same time | |||
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"Our daughter went to her boyfriends two nights before the lockdown she’s done the right thing and is staying there. We got house to ourselves so not only can we have fun but we don’t have to be quiet during now either. Not even having to get dressed if we don’t want to
No.1 son came home the day the lockdown started. We've pretty much carried on regardless - he goes downstairs and puts Netflix on loud enough to cover out antics up. We think. He might need counselling after it all though
Bloody hell I bet - poor bugger! How old is he?
My lad walked in on me last summer (15 at the time and supposed to be out with friends) whilst I was lying on my bed - gay porn good and loud on my phone and my rabbit happily buzzing away in my nether regions. It was months before he mentioned it. One day I’ll be forced to cough up for counselling I’m sure!
In a way, I think it’ll probably help him become a rounded young adult, with a realistic and sensible approach to sex and the true nature of us daft humans.
That’s what I’d tell myself anyway .
If you want embarrassing - my postman opened the door for some reason (no idea why) and saw me wanking once. I was 41.
I’m single, so feel your pain at the moment. I’ve regressed to my fifteen year-old self In terms of self abuse."Yeah me too! Having sex on tap for years then having the tap turned off again! Necessary of course - but so cruel!! | |||
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"I’m not getting much he’s away so on same boat x" GOOD!!
You have a great figure though my lovely - I’m sure he’ll appreciate it all the more when he gets back! | |||
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"I’ve been keeping Mr busy. But don’t you worry singles. When it’s safe to venture out again - I will need my fill of hot guys and girls. It’s going to be a massive party. Oh and of course - anyone who also has ‘peachy’ in their username gets first dibs. Now I’m off to suck Mr’s cock. Again. "Well if Mr’s body is as hot as yours I may just hold you both to that! | |||
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"I’ve been keeping Mr busy. But don’t you worry singles. When it’s safe to venture out again - I will need my fill of hot guys and girls. It’s going to be a massive party. Oh and of course - anyone who also has ‘peachy’ in their username gets first dibs. Now I’m off to suck Mr’s cock. Again.
Well if Mr’s body is as hot as yours I may just hold you both to that! "Would you like a picture? | |||
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"I’m not getting much he’s away so on same boat x GOOD!!
You have a great figure though my lovely - I’m sure he’ll appreciate it all the more when he gets back! "Thank you my daughters getting more action then me she had her gf over I could hear them during the night I wish hubby or one of my gfs were here x | |||
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"Our daughter went to her boyfriends two nights before the lockdown she’s done the right thing and is staying there. We got house to ourselves so not only can we have fun but we don’t have to be quiet during now either. Not even having to get dressed if we don’t want to
I absolutely hate you both - just saying! "We don’t mind being hated we are smiling a lot more than usual lol | |||
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"We'll have apology sex in your honour later "Gee thanks!
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"We'll have apology sex in your honour later
Gee thanks!
Couldn’t you just abstain to apologise instead? "Well we'll try... We could have a position named in honour of your sacrifice | |||
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"This thread is the best I have read in a long time! Although Once the madness is over I suspect someone should throw a singles only party! #justsaying we have a lot of catching up to do "Fine - you’ve got the job! | |||
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"we haven’t fucked this morning
D."What?! I think that should be illegal! Couples owe it to those of us having to do this on our own to have sex at least twice a day. You will, of course, be expected to provide us with a detailed account so that we can confirm that you’ve completed your duty. Think of it as providing a public service | |||
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"we haven’t fucked this morning
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What?! I think that should be illegal! Couples owe it to those of us having to do this on our own to have sex at least twice a day. You will, of course, be expected to provide us with a detailed account so that we can confirm that you’ve completed your duty. Think of it as providing a public service "Yay, we're fulfilling our Fab duties then | |||
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"We'll have apology sex in your honour later
Gee thanks!
Couldn’t you just abstain to apologise instead?
Well we'll try... We could have a position named in honour of your sacrifice "Excellent idea - Peachy’s prime position - generally on my back being fucked to oblivion and screaming with pleasure - whilst occasionally having my nipples tweaked and being kissed by another hot guy or a hot lady! I think I need a minute! | |||
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Gee thanks!
Couldn’t you just abstain to apologise instead?
Well we'll try... We could have a position named in honour of your sacrifice
We'll take a picture for you later
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Fine - you’ve got the job! "Tempted to start a new thread seeing if there are any people actually interested in this... might book an air bnb house somewhere and see who is interested for when normality returns! | |||
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"We'll have apology sex in your honour later
Gee thanks!
Couldn’t you just abstain to apologise instead?
Well we'll try... We could have a position named in honour of your sacrifice
Excellent idea - Peachy’s prime position - generally on my back being fucked to oblivion and screaming with pleasure - whilst occasionally having my nipples tweaked and being kissed by another hot guy or a hot lady!
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"Woke up with the wife in her little knickers and top, instant hard on, slid in her pussy and then came in her ass, nice way to start the day. Sure i’m gonna get used and abused tonight if she has her way. Mr Damn that sounds hot!!! Look couples - this thread is supposed to make you feel BAD about having sex whilst I/we singles can’t! You are NOT, under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, supposed to be gloating! "Sorry Peachy....how about if we cut it down to once a day...will that help? | |||
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"Our daughter went to her boyfriends two nights before the lockdown she’s done the right thing and is staying there. We got house to ourselves so not only can we have fun but we don’t have to be quiet during now either. Not even having to get dressed if we don’t want to
No.1 son came home the day the lockdown started. We've pretty much carried on regardless - he goes downstairs and puts Netflix on loud enough to cover out antics up. We think. He might need counselling after it all though
Bloody hell I bet - poor bugger! How old is he?
My lad walked in on me last summer (15 at the time and supposed to be out with friends) whilst I was lying on my bed - gay porn good and loud on my phone and my rabbit happily buzzing away in my nether regions. It was months before he mentioned it. One day I’ll be forced to cough up for counselling I’m sure!
In a way, I think it’ll probably help him become a rounded young adult, with a realistic and sensible approach to sex and the true nature of us daft humans.
That’s what I’d tell myself anyway .
If you want embarrassing - my postman opened the door for some reason (no idea why) and saw me wanking once. I was 41.
I’m single, so feel your pain at the moment. I’ve regressed to my fifteen year-old self In terms of self abuse.
Yeah me too! Having sex on tap for years then having the tap turned off again! Necessary of course - but so cruel!! "Sundays are always my most forlornly horny day at the best of times. What the hell is it about the Sabbath .
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"Woke up with the wife in her little knickers and top, instant hard on, slid in her pussy and then came in her ass, nice way to start the day. Sure i’m gonna get used and abused tonight if she has her way. Mr Damn that sounds hot!!! Look couples - this thread is supposed to make you feel BAD about having sex whilst I/we singles can’t! You are NOT, under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, supposed to be gloating!
Sorry Peachy....how about if we cut it down to once a day...will that help?"Once a week would be better! 
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"we haven’t fucked this morning
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Yay, we're fulfilling our Fab duties then
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"Woke up with the wife in her little knickers and top, instant hard on, slid in her pussy and then came in her ass, nice way to start the day. Sure i’m gonna get used and abused tonight if she has her way. Mr Damn that sounds hot!!! Look couples - this thread is supposed to make you feel BAD about having sex whilst I/we singles can’t! You are NOT, under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, supposed to be gloating!
Sorry Peachy....how about if we cut it down to once a day...will that help?
Once a week would be better!
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"To all you couples up there. I hope there’s a National shortage of contraceptives and every shag results in a baby who fucks your sex life up FOR EVER!!!!!!! Peace and Love!! "hehe!!!! hard luck we well past that age lol | |||
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Fine - you’ve got the job!
Tempted to start a new thread seeing if there are any people actually interested in this... might book an air bnb house somewhere and see who is interested for when normality returns!"I’d wait until after lockdown. I imagine a lot will declare an interest right now whilst we’re all horny and bored - but change their minds later! Xx | |||
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"we haven’t fucked this morning
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"We've been fucking loads . We have a bar in the garden, and the other night we fucked in there. She was sat in a leather oxford chair with me in front, and at the end my cum was running out of her pussy. It was fucking hot. However she is moving out tomorrow as she has been called to the NHS front line . Our 10 year old is isolated so she cant come back here. I'll miss her , but also proud of the job she is doing and will do . Stay safe all x" | |||
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"This thread is the best I have read in a long time! Although Once the madness is over I suspect someone should throw a singles only party! #justsaying we have a lot of catching up to do
Fine - you’ve got the job!
Tempted to start a new thread seeing if there are any people actually interested in this... might book an air bnb house somewhere and see who is interested for when normality returns!
I’d wait until after lockdown. I imagine a lot will declare an interest right now whilst we’re all horny and bored - but change their minds later! Xx"I think your card is going to be full for quite a long time when this is all over. | |||
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"This thread is the best I have read in a long time! Although Once the madness is over I suspect someone should throw a singles only party! #justsaying we have a lot of catching up to do
Fine - you’ve got the job!
Tempted to start a new thread seeing if there are any people actually interested in this... might book an air bnb house somewhere and see who is interested for when normality returns!
I’d wait until after lockdown. I imagine a lot will declare an interest right now whilst we’re all horny and bored - but change their minds later! XxI think your card is going to be full for quite a long time when this is all over. "I have a vagina and I’m on fab - so I was never short of offers anyway tbh!
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"We're still at it.....when we can. We're locked down with the eldest son and youngest daughter, zero privacy unless they go out together for a bit....bit frustrating, we've got kinky urges that need tending too
Fuzz"GOOD!! May they never leave the house together - and may all your shags be quiet, furtive, under the covers ones! | |||
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"To all you couples up there. I hope there’s a National shortage of contraceptives and every shag results in a baby who fucks your sex life up FOR EVER!!!!!!! Peace and Love!!
Oh that’s not nice . We’re to old to be having children so just enjoying all the extra sex with having lots of time at home, well would be rude not to "Well tbh you’re both bloody gorgeous so I’ll just imagine I’m joining you both in a horny group encounter with a couple of hot guys! A girl can dream! | |||
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GOOD!! May they never leave the house together - and may all your shags be quiet, furtive, under the covers ones! ". We're debating about going out ourselves and find a nice quite secluded spot to get as loud, wild and frisky as we like
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GOOD!! May they never leave the house together - and may all your shags be quiet, furtive, under the covers ones! .
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"Lol yes Bitch!
(You come across as a nice bitch though tbf! ) "Hmm to wind you up...planning a night of sex with toys restrainers and much more...hubby will be dried out But I feel for u xxxx Mouse | |||
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Oh that’s not nice . We’re to old to be having children so just enjoying all the extra sex with having lots of time at home, well would be rude not to "Given how hot you are, we could forgive you for it, as long as you post more pictures. | |||
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GOOD!! May they never leave the house together - and may all your shags be quiet, furtive, under the covers ones! .
We're debating about going out ourselves and find a nice quite secluded spot to get as loud, wild and frisky as we like
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Oh yeah.... you too Peachy
Swines! "Oink oink....like pigs in shit
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"We fuck atleast once/twice a day have done for many years now ! x"And that number did not increase during isolation? Don't lie | |||
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"We're debating about going out ourselves and find a nice quite secluded spot to get as loud, wild and frisky as we like
I felt it was my duty to inform your local constabulary of your plans to break the lockdown rules, they’ve promised to send out a drone with HD cameras "That will only satisfy our exhibitionist nature
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"To all you couples up there. I hope there’s a National shortage of contraceptives and every shag results in a baby who fucks your sex life up FOR EVER!!!!!!! Peace and Love!! "We are safe snipped ages ago lol | |||
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"3-6 months potentially! Does anyone have a wheelbarrow? Going to need one to carry my balls!!!! "Funny!
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No risk here "Well to be fair you look amazing for it - but it still isn’t fair! I think I need bromide - can you still get it? | |||
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We are safe snipped ages ago lol"Meh - but your boobies look great in the pic I just fabbed! | |||
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"I fucking hate you ...... that is all!!
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"3-6 months potentially! Does anyone have a wheelbarrow? Going to need one to carry my balls!!!!
Funny!
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"Don’t mean to rub it in but I will be having sex later. She has popped out to help a neighbour who lost her husband a few months ago. I have laid out the ropes and a few belts on the bed. Cooking dinner now - light bondage and great sex later. Note to self - go easy on the wine. " FFS For my own peace of mind I should’ve started a thread asking which couples AREN’T having sex during lockdown! | |||
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Funny!
Did you ever read Viz comic? Reminds me of Buster Gonad!
I havent actually but I will check it out... might order a penis pump to make sure my manhood is still in proportion by the end!
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"I fucking hate you ...... that is all!!
Feel free to gloat on here and be as descriptive as you like so all the singles in enforced celibacy can hate you even more!
We’re 300 miles apart and Fire is having to isolate for 12 weeks as he’s in the 1.5 million "Oh I’m sorry to hear that my lovely!
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"Cuckolds don’t get sex for years never mind weeks " I might as well be a single cuckold then! How do I get my mmebership card? | |||
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"We still are but Emm spent some of the afternoon on the phone & in video chat helping out a couple of single guys in a community spirited way!" Crikey - you’ll be inundated with requests now! | |||
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"Cuckolds don’t get sex for years never mind weeks I might as well be a single cuckold then! How do I get my mmebership card?" Hold on there! I have zero interest in cucks! | |||
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"I fucking hate you ...... that is all!!
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"Use toys, will stop it sealing up." My wand only works on my clit. In theory my vagina should be almost virginal by the time lockdown ends - in theory! | |||
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"So are you having sex or not? Me? Sadly not. Can’t even get my wand out much as I have a 16 year old with great hearing in the next bedroom - and ‘it’s honestly a bee sweetheart’ can only work so many times! "Mine says its a "massager" on the box. Surely you're just working the knots out of your shoulders?! | |||
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"Cuckolds don’t get sex for years never mind weeks I might as well be a single cuckold then! How do I get my mmebership card?" Well you have to be naturally sub to start And a tiny skinny dick with a fast tongue And generous wallet helps | |||
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"Cuckolds don’t get sex for years never mind weeks Isn’t that a lifestyle choice though rather than an effective involuntary sex ban - which is what all singles are getting right now? "Yes you right peachy it is a life style choice That’s why many wannabe cucks fail once there bored or too tired | |||
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Yes you right peachy it is a life style choice
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