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So Fella's, What's The Stangest Thing You've Stuck Your Cock In??
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"Just to lift spirits a little bit. Guys, be honest, what's the strangest thing you have fucked??
I've got a thermal flask that I fuck now and again.
Who's tried a vacuum cleaner??"
Never heard that before , a thermal flask , you must have a thick cock |
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"Just to lift spirits a little bit. Guys, be honest, what's the strangest thing you have fucked??
I've got a thermal flask that I fuck now and again.
Who's tried a vacuum cleaner??
Never heard that before , a thermal flask , you must have a thick cock "
Never thought of it like that. All I know is, it fits in nice. Its better to put your cock in it soft and let it go hard inside it. |
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"Just to lift spirits a little bit. Guys, be honest, what's the strangest thing you have fucked??
I've got a thermal flask that I fuck now and again.
Who's tried a vacuum cleaner??
Never heard that before , a thermal flask , you must have a thick cock
Never thought of it like that. All I know is, it fits in nice. Its better to put your cock in it soft and let it go hard inside it. "
You don’t use it the next day to put your coffee in , on the way to work |
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"Just to lift spirits a little bit. Guys, be honest, what's the strangest thing you have fucked??
I've got a thermal flask that I fuck now and again.
Who's tried a vacuum cleaner??
Never heard that before , a thermal flask , you must have a thick cock
Never thought of it like that. All I know is, it fits in nice. Its better to put your cock in it soft and let it go hard inside it.
You don’t use it the next day to put your coffee in , on the way to work "
I dont use it at all now, only to fuck it. |
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I one time made an ex gf a cup of tea, took it to her, told her 'oh wait, I forgotten to stir it'. I got my dick out infront of her and stuck it into the cup and stirred it with my dick.
That move got me laid. I also couldn't cum because of it.
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"I one time made an ex gf a cup of tea, took it to her, told her 'oh wait, I forgotten to stir it'. I got my dick out infront of her and stuck it into the cup and stirred it with my dick.
That move got me laid. I also couldn't cum because of it.
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Its a wonder you didnt burn your cock!! |
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I had an ex who encouraged me to try various friut and veg. One time she enjoyed a cucumber while I fucked a melon.
Licking each other clean afterwards was a tasty, healthy treat too  |
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A glory hole was it for me was meant to be a couple woman would use my covk while hubby watched I'm still not 100% convinced it was just the wife using my cock but a strange yet fun experience |
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"A glory hole was it for me was meant to be a couple woman would use my covk while hubby watched I'm still not 100% convinced it was just the wife using my cock but a strange yet fun experience "
Love glory holes but never had a woman on the other end, its always been men sucking!!! |
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"I one time made an ex gf a cup of tea, took it to her, told her 'oh wait, I forgotten to stir it'. I got my dick out infront of her and stuck it into the cup and stirred it with my dick.
That move got me laid. I also couldn't cum because of it.
Its a wonder you didnt burn your cock!!"
I did. It was really painful. |
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Raw, if cooked you'd need bacon too.
I once worked on the Deli counter at Sainsbury's and got the sack for putting my cock in the bacon slicer. What happened to the bacon slicer?...she got a final written warning lol |
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"I one time made an ex gf a cup of tea, took it to her, told her 'oh wait, I forgotten to stir it'. I got my dick out infront of her and stuck it into the cup and stirred it with my dick.
That move got me laid. I also couldn't cum because of it.
Jees did that not burn?!
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"Just to lift spirits a little bit. Guys, be honest, what's the strangest thing you have fucked??
I've got a thermal flask that I fuck now and again.
Who's tried a vacuum cleaner??"
Oh so that's why they end up in Hubby's shed!! |
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"a watermelon when I was about 15 lol  "
So what, did you make a hole in it and off you went? Or was it like a piece your mum gave you...
(just wondering if that's why one of my sons says he loves watermelon)  ....
Got the giggles now |
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"Probably my girlfriend of the times best friend. Whilst my girlfriend kept encouraging me to cum in her friend. That was odd, fun though"
Fuck that’s every guys dream! |
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"I one time made an ex gf a cup of tea, took it to her, told her 'oh wait, I forgotten to stir it'. I got my dick out infront of her and stuck it into the cup and stirred it with my dick.
That move got me laid. I also couldn't cum because of it.
Its a wonder you didnt burn your cock!!
I did. It was really painful."
PMSL
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"My tattooist is a freaky fucker,
He still swears to this day you can’t beat soaking a flannel in warm water wrapping it round your cock and sandwiching it between the toilet seat! "
Nooo! That made me laugh so much, I totally got why he would want to put a warm flannel round it, but nooo not in the toilet. Hahahaha. I love that he told you that. X |
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"My tattooist is a freaky fucker,
He still swears to this day you can’t beat soaking a flannel in warm water wrapping it round your cock and sandwiching it between the toilet seat! "
Ah the old ,"my friend" thing. * Taps side of nose! |
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"Just to lift spirits a little bit. Guys, be honest, what's the strangest thing you have fucked??
I've got a thermal flask that I fuck now and again.
Who's tried a vacuum cleaner??"
Think I require photographic evidence or even a video |
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"My tattooist is a freaky fucker,
He still swears to this day you can’t beat soaking a flannel in warm water wrapping it round your cock and sandwiching it between the toilet seat!
Ah the old ,"my friend" thing. * Taps side of nose! "
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His spunk made the bag go soggy and it burst a few days later 
