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By *izzy69 OP Man over a year ago

London

Give me your best useless bit of titbit (No ladies, that didn't mean I want you to post your boob pic).

So for example, did you know that the arrow next to the petrol tank on your dashboard tells you which side of the car the petrol flap is on?

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Yes

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By *hloevtTV/TS over a year ago

norwich

If you pinch your nose shut you can't taste coffee !! Xx

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By *litterbabeWoman over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

"Give me your best useless bit of titbit (No ladies, that didn't mean I want you to post your boob pic).

So for example, did you know that the arrow next to the petrol tank on your dashboard tells you which side of the car the petrol flap is on?"

That's useful! I didn't know

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By *unsexual MemelordWoman over a year ago

Midlothian

Giraffes have the same number of bones in their necks as humans do, they're just much longer (7.)

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By *tam3Man over a year ago

Bromley

The trend of serving a bottle of Corona (relevant) with a slice of lemon or lime is only because in Mexico they have lots of flies and in order to repel them from landing on the bottle they was rubbing lemon or lime as the citric acid works as a repellent

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Never trust a fart ?? ??

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By *mjames00Man over a year ago

Winterbourne

You can't put your elbow in your ear.

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

If you're a woman and have an important occasion coming up it is guaranteed that a highly visible and glowing red spot will appear on your way to the venue.

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By *izzy69 OP Man over a year ago

London

"Giraffes have the same number of bones in their necks as humans do, they're just much longer (7.)"

Oh I did not know that. And it is a totally useless piece of info. Lmao

Winner so far I think.

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By *izzy69 OP Man over a year ago

London

"If you're a woman and have an important occasion coming up it is guaranteed that a highly visible and glowing red spot will appear on your way to the venue."

I'm sorry. That is way too useful. Helps people to plan for such a disaster. Lol

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

On a brand of Australian sanitary pads, they have or had trivia printed on the adhesive packaging called "odd spots".

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You’re not getting any younger !!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

you can't lick your elbow

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By *izzy69 OP Man over a year ago

London

"You can't put your elbow in your ear."

Yes that is a useless bit of info. But I think we all knew that.

And those that didn't....how can you never have tried it!!?? What have you been doing with your lives?!

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By *izzy69 OP Man over a year ago

London

"Never trust a fart ?? ?? "

Don't get it

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By *izzy69 OP Man over a year ago

London

"Yes"

Smart arse. Lol

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By *izzy69 OP Man over a year ago

London

"If you pinch your nose shut you can't taste coffee !! Xx "

Does that apply only to coffee or anything?

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By *izzy69 OP Man over a year ago

London

"You’re not getting any younger !!!"

No need to get personal now ;-p

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By *izzy69 OP Man over a year ago

London

"you can't lick your elbow"

Have you met our friend _mjames00 up above?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you say A,E,I,O,U your mouth gets small each letter you say out aloud

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By *izzy69 OP Man over a year ago

London

"When you say A,E,I,O,U your mouth gets small each letter you say out aloud "

Hmmmm

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

The word "idiot" derives from a word originally meaning "private"

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By *othin 2 proveCouple over a year ago

Blackpool

"Give me your best useless bit of titbit (No ladies, that didn't mean I want you to post your boob pic).

So for example, did you know that the arrow next to the petrol tank on your dashboard tells you which side of the car the petrol flap is on?

That's useful! I didn't know "
Very useful I always wondered what it ment. Thank you. xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you pinch your little toe on your right foot , your nose will tingle ,

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By *izzy69 OP Man over a year ago

London

"Give me your best useless bit of titbit (No ladies, that didn't mean I want you to post your boob pic).

So for example, did you know that the arrow next to the petrol tank on your dashboard tells you which side of the car the petrol flap is on?

That's useful! I didn't know "

Glad to be of some use....however that means I have lost the useless info challenge. Lol

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By *izzy69 OP Man over a year ago

London

"Give me your best useless bit of titbit (No ladies, that didn't mean I want you to post your boob pic).

So for example, did you know that the arrow next to the petrol tank on your dashboard tells you which side of the car the petrol flap is on?

That's useful! I didn't know Very useful I always wondered what it ment. Thank you. xx

Doh! That piece of info looks like it was way too useful.

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By *izzy69 OP Man over a year ago

London

"If you pinch your little toe on your right foot , your nose will tingle , "

Now you are just wanting us all to try that aren't you! I bet it's not true. Lol

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By *hloevtTV/TS over a year ago

norwich

"If you pinch your nose shut you can't taste coffee !! Xx

Does that apply only to coffee or anything?"

Just coffee, try it x

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By *ildatheart6969Couple over a year ago

Cheltenham

"If you pinch your nose shut you can't taste coffee !! Xx

Does that apply only to coffee or anything?

Just coffee, try it x "

If you have latte can you taste the milk?

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By *oetic licenceCouple over a year ago

Darley Dale

Your ears never stop growing

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By *moothdickMan over a year ago

stoke

Shit is also this lol

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By *rMrs CumalotCouple over a year ago

East Mids

Every 11 years your birthday is on the exact same day you were born

For example if you were born on good Friday when you turn 11,22,33,44 etc etc your birthday Will fall on good Friday

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By *aznShazCouple over a year ago

Midlands

Your foot is the same size between your wrist and elbow

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By *izzy69 OP Man over a year ago

London

"Your foot is the same size between your wrist and elbow

No way!!! I always thought it only apllied to penis

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By *izzy69 OP Man over a year ago

London

"Every 11 years your birthday is on the exact same day you were born

For example if you were born on good Friday when you turn 11,22,33,44 etc etc your birthday Will fall on good Friday "

Interesting....

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By *izzy69 OP Man over a year ago

London

"Your ears never stop growing

And we have a new winner! Lol

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By *izzy69 OP Man over a year ago

London

"Shit is also this lol

That's just a fact. Lol

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"If you pinch your little toe on your right foot , your nose will tingle ,

Now you are just wanting us all to try that aren't you! I bet it's not true. Lol"

Hands up. I tried it. Never worked. I must be dead from the waist down x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you open your eyes in a pitch black room the colour is called eigengrau.

You’re welcome

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The breaking of wind reaches 7mph

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

you can ignite your farts with a lighter and its like a flame thrower

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

if you fart and cough at the same time you don't die

but you will have one hell of a sore arse

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By *hloevtTV/TS over a year ago

norwich

If you press your car key fob against your head and press unlock it will unlock your car from further away!!

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By *aznShazCouple over a year ago

Midlands

"If you press your car key fob against your head and press unlock it will unlock your car from further away!! "

This is true, do it often!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you press your car key fob against your head and press unlock it will unlock your car from further away!!

This is true, do it often!"
brain waves

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By *aznShazCouple over a year ago

Midlands

"Your foot is the same size between your wrist and elbow

No way!!! I always thought it only apllied to penis

You must have a rather large Penis then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Most of us peel bananas from the wrong end lol

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By *izzy69 OP Man over a year ago

London

"If you press your car key fob against your head and press unlock it will unlock your car from further away!! "

YES YES! I know this to be true!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Paper quality is measured in GSM

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By *izzy69 OP Man over a year ago

London

"Most of us peel bananas from the wrong end lol"

Oh I have to disagree on that. I know what you're talking about because monkeys do the bottom end. But logically, the top end is the correct way because of the lever.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"you can't lick your elbow"

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By *rHotNottsMan over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Give me your best useless bit of titbit (No ladies, that didn't mean I want you to post your boob pic).

So for example, did you know that the arrow next to the petrol tank on your dashboard tells you which side of the car the petrol flap is on?"

When shopping for nice perfume or aftershave, put a few coffee beans in your pocket

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By *ikilovesCCouple over a year ago

village life, closest main town inverness

Ostriches eyes are bigger than their brains

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Most of us peel bananas from the wrong end lol

Oh I have to disagree on that. I know what you're talking about because monkeys do the bottom end. But logically, the top end is the correct way because of the lever."

But if you do it the monkey way there is no waste or broken banana

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Speaking of Giraffes they have one of the longest nerves in nature. All the way up the neck the brain and back down again. It's a weird leftover from when life descended from fish.

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By *69BANMan over a year ago

Reading

We are closer to the T-rex in terms of time than a T-rex is to a Stegosaurus.

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By *inkycreamCouple over a year ago

manchester

Don’t eat yellow snow

(Hard to resist on here for some)

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By *ools and the brainCouple over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Tarantula's can't ice skate.

Fact

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Never trust a fart ?? ?? "

and why is that?

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By *ools and the brainCouple over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"Ostriches eyes are bigger than their brains

Isn't that the same regards the ratio of dick to brain of guys on fab?

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By *izzy69 OP Man over a year ago

London

"Your foot is the same size between your wrist and elbow

No way!!! I always thought it only apllied to penis

You must have a rather large Penis then

Well....ha....didn't wanna brag but...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jelly wobbles. That's because it is hyperactive with poor proprioception and needs to keep moving in order to feel grounded

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you stretched out all your internal organs in a straight line, you would die.

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By *izzy69 OP Man over a year ago

London

"The breaking of wind reaches 7mph "

I have to say THAT IS a totally useless piece of information. I cannot see this being relevant in ANY circumstance. Lmao

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By *izzy69 OP Man over a year ago

London

"Jelly wobbles. That's because it is hyperactive with poor proprioception and needs to keep moving in order to feel grounded"

I thought it wobbled because it was scared of getting eaten...

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By *tarburst babydollMan over a year ago

Dingwall

"Every 11 years your birthday is on the exact same day you were born

For example if you were born on good Friday when you turn 11,22,33,44 etc etc your birthday Will fall on good Friday "

My birthday is on the exact same day every year, 31st October

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jelly wobbles. That's because it is hyperactive with poor proprioception and needs to keep moving in order to feel grounded

I thought it wobbled because it was scared of getting eaten...

"
that's only the case when it is eaten with custsrd, hence the phrase "cowardy custard".

So it is much kinder to not eat jelly with custard.

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By *erry bull1Man over a year ago

doncaster

All women have one breasts bigger than the other

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Most of us peel bananas from the wrong end lol

Oh I have to disagree on that. I know what you're talking about because monkeys do the bottom end. But logically, the top end is the correct way because of the lever."

Most people in countries which grow bananas eat from the 'other end'.

New fact, monkeys don't eat bananas in the wild.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

For those who like facts, Timotainment knows it all! He is amazing! Check Youtube

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By *aomilatteCouple over a year ago

Midlands

Your nails keep growing for a while after you die.

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By *iker boy 69Man over a year ago

midlands

"Give me your best useless bit of titbit (No ladies, that didn't mean I want you to post your boob pic).

So for example, did you know that the arrow next to the petrol tank on your dashboard tells you which side of the car the petrol flap is on?"

Crisps all go out of date on a saturday

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By *xhib12Man over a year ago

Blyth

No number from 1 to 999 includes the kettwr 'A' in it's word form.

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By *xhib12Man over a year ago

Blyth

Dreamt is the only word in the English language that ends in 'mt'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

?? hippopotamus milk is pink

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dreamt is the only word in the English language that ends in 'mt'"

What about sigemt?

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By *atelotmanMan over a year ago

Chatham

The grass is not greener on the other side. Its brown because its dirt.

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By *xhib12Man over a year ago

Blyth

"Dreamt is the only word in the English language that ends in 'mt'

What about sigemt? "

Not sure that's recognised as a word by the Oxford English dictionery. Think it's more of an acronym in computer speak but I have no problem in being proven wrong.

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By *penbicoupleCouple over a year ago

Northampton

The FEDEX logo has a hidden arrow in it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Traditionally an encoffined deceased enters the church/crematorium feet first. Members of the clergy are the opposite way round so as they are looking at their congregation.

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

Everyone can lick the end of their own nose if they try hard enough

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By *penbicoupleCouple over a year ago

Northampton

"Crisps all go out of date on a saturday"

I just love this! I looked it up and apparently it's not always the case in Ireland.

There's even a facebook group for it!

https://m.facebook.com/ALL-Crisps-Go-Out-Of-Date-On-A-Saturday-FACT-111502162258395/

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Honey doesn't need to have a use by date

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The toblerone mountain has a secret bear

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you spelt out numbers, one, two, etc

You would get to 1000 before coming across the letter A

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The view you see of Buckingham Palace is actually the back entrance.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The view you see of Buckingham Palace is actually the back entrance. "

And Marble Arch used to be in the back garden. Queen Victoria disliked it so had it moved

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The Four Kings in Cards , the heart King is clean shaven, rest Kings have moustache.

Hope it helps lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The view you see of Buckingham Palace is actually the back entrance.

And Marble Arch used to be in the back garden. Queen Victoria disliked it so had it moved

Yep. But wasn’t it also to small for the carriages?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The Four Kings in Cards , the heart King is clean shaven, rest Kings have moustache.

Hope it helps lol "

I like that! Does anyone know why?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The view you see of Buckingham Palace is actually the back entrance.

And Marble Arch used to be in the back garden. Queen Victoria disliked it so had it moved

Yep. But wasn’t it also to small for the carriages?"

Yes it was

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The Four Kings in Cards , the heart King is clean shaven, rest Kings have moustache.

Hope it helps lol

I like that! Does anyone know why?"

I cant remember who but they represent famous ppl

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By *aomilatteCouple over a year ago

Midlands

Hot taps are fitted on the left to help blind people.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hot taps are fitted on the left to help blind people."

Have you pressed the button specifically for blind ppl on a pelican crossing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The view you see of Buckingham Palace is actually the back entrance.

And Marble Arch used to be in the back garden. Queen Victoria disliked it so had it moved

Yep. But wasn’t it also to small for the carriages?

Yes it was

But isn’t Marble Arch now on the spot where Tyburn Gallows was as this was the road to Oxford? Hence Oxford Street.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not sure the second bit but yes it's where the famous of london where hung

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By *iker boy 69Man over a year ago

midlands

"If you spelt out numbers, one, two, etc

You would get to 1000 before coming across the letter A"

One hundred And one

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By *hloevtTV/TS over a year ago

norwich

"Hot taps are fitted on the left to help blind people."

Flashing lights are fitted to telephones to help deaf people !!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

One egg is approximately equal to one egg

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By *aomilatteCouple over a year ago

Midlands

The white and yellow in a Cadburys creme egg has the same taste, but just has different colouring.

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By *inkykat dirtydogCouple over a year ago

Cov

"Shit is also this lol

That's just a fact. Lol"

Neither does your nose

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By *penbicoupleCouple over a year ago

Northampton

When Howard's mum died in The Big Bang Theory it was because the actor had died in real life. So, some of the tears you see at the Comic Book Store are genuine.

Kaley Cuoco - who played Penny - had been through something similar when her on-screen Dad died in 8 Simple Rules. They had the character die as well, after the actor's death.

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By *waggerladMan over a year ago

Liverpool o

if you need to call an urgent family meeting with full attendance from all

switch the wifi router off and wait 2 mins !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"if you need to call an urgent family meeting with full attendance from all

switch the wifi router off and wait 2 mins !"
lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We are closer to the T-rex in terms of time than a T-rex is to a Stegosaurus. "

That’s brilliant!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You’re not getting any younger !!!

No need to get personal now ;-p"

You’re welcome sir

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The Word “Gorilla “ is derived from a Greek word meaning .

A Tribe of Hairy Women.

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By *izzy69 OP Man over a year ago

London

"Give me your best useless bit of titbit (No ladies, that didn't mean I want you to post your boob pic).

So for example, did you know that the arrow next to the petrol tank on your dashboard tells you which side of the car the petrol flap is on?

Crisps all go out of date on a saturday"

What??!!?

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By *izzy69 OP Man over a year ago

London

"The Word “Gorilla “ is derived from a Greek word meaning .

A Tribe of Hairy Women.

Oh come on now.....lol

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By *izzy69 OP Man over a year ago

London

"The Four Kings in Cards , the heart King is clean shaven, rest Kings have moustache.

Hope it helps lol

I like that! Does anyone know why?"

Th at is fantastically brilliant. I want to know why too.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The welsh word ysgol,(pronounced usgol) is welsh for school & for ladder.

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By *eetabix123Man over a year ago

mold

Dogs have more hair on one side than the other

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By *izzy69 OP Man over a year ago

London

"Dogs have more hair on one side than the other

Hmmm, if that's true, it's not apparent on view.

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By *izzy69 OP Man over a year ago

London

"Shit is also this lol

That's just a fact. Lol

Neither does your nose "

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By *izzy69 OP Man over a year ago

London

"Hot taps are fitted on the left to help blind people.

Flashing lights are fitted to telephones to help deaf people !! "

Lol. To help deaf people do what...?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Every 11 years your birthday is on the exact same day you were born

For example if you were born on good Friday when you turn 11,22,33,44 etc etc your birthday Will fall on good Friday "

How do you travel through time every 11yrs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oddly enough this has turned out to be a useful and informative thread.

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By *asbeenCouple over a year ago

Leeds

Why do condoms have a bobble on the end ?

To put your foot on when removing them !!!

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By *rjimMan over a year ago

nr bristol

A kettle of water reaches 100C long before it actually boils.

And the boiling water is not any hotter.

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By *izzy69 OP Man over a year ago

London

"A kettle of water reaches 100C long before it actually boils.

And the boiling water is not any hotter."

Yes but your photo can make any man hot before even meeting you, lol

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By *izzy69 OP Man over a year ago

London

"Oddly enough this has turned out to be a useful and informative thread.

Right?!

Lots of totally useless and impractical information.

Just goes to prove Fab members don't only thinknq with their dicks and vaginas. Haha

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By *hloevtTV/TS over a year ago

norwich

"Hot taps are fitted on the left to help blind people.

Flashing lights are fitted to telephones to help deaf people !!

Lol. To help deaf people do what...?"

So they know the phone is ringing !! X

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By *aomilatteCouple over a year ago

Midlands

If you fill your kettle right up every time to make just one cup of tea you waste about £20 a year.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Never eat yellow snow !

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By *teveanddebsCouple over a year ago

Norwich

"If you spelt out numbers, one, two, etc

You would get to 1000 before coming across the letter A"

Nope

One hundred and one

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By *oetic licenceCouple over a year ago

Darley Dale

Popty ping in Welsh means a microwave.

love it.

Pop it in the popty ping.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Flies buzz in the key of F

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

if you want to drill a hole in metal use the drill on a slower speed

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By *oss and SuzieCouple over a year ago

Porthmadog

"Popty ping in Welsh means a microwave.

love it.

Pop it in the popty ping.

And a jellyfish is piscoed wibbliwobbli

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By *oetic licenceCouple over a year ago

Darley Dale

"Popty ping in Welsh means a microwave.

love it.

Pop it in the popty ping.

And a jellyfish is piscoed wibbliwobbli"

No way. Love the Welsh language. X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Popty ping in Welsh means a microwave.

love it.

Pop it in the popty ping.

And a jellyfish is piscoed wibbliwobbli"

Ha ha love that one.

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By *izzy69 OP Man over a year ago

London

"Popty ping in Welsh means a microwave.

love it.

Pop it in the popty ping.

And a jellyfish is piscoed wibbliwobbli"

You guys are making this shit up just to fuck with my head. Lmao

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Popty ping in Welsh means a microwave.

love it.

Pop it in the popty ping.

And a jellyfish is piscoed wibbliwobbli

You guys are making this shit up just to fuck with my head. Lmao"

No. Well, kinda. Both are "informal" Welsh translations but are more widely used than the proper words

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you remove all of the space between all the atoms in every person living today, the solid matter left would fit into something the size of a normal apple

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If, scaled up, a giraffe could jump as high as a grass hooper they could avoid an awful ot of trouble.

Mr P. Cooke

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

Furbys are banned from the pentagon,

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The longest hairs on your body grow around your anus. To prove this, try pulling on one and your eye will twitch.

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By *ingo69Man over a year ago

north staffs ,south cheshire borderr

A stupid question is ,are you reading that paper you are sitting on , answers on a postcard to Piers Morgan

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The longest recorded unaided flight of a chicken was 13 seconds

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

ants can lift up to 5,000 times their body weight

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By *izzy69 OP Man over a year ago

London

"The longest hairs on your body grow around your anus. To prove this, try pulling on one and your eye will twitch."

Another one just fucking with us waiting to see who actually tries it? Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The longest hairs on your body grow around your anus. To prove this, try pulling on one and your eye will twitch.

Another one just fucking with us waiting to see who actually tries it? Lol"
the nose hairs may be shorter but do same thing

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By *inkyCouple1927Couple over a year ago

Newcastle

"Hot taps are fitted on the left to help blind people.

Flashing lights are fitted to telephones to help deaf people !!

Lol. To help deaf people do what...?

So they know the phone is ringing !! X "

If you’re deaf, why would you care that the phone is ringing?

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By *itty9899Man over a year ago

Craggy Island

Women have been found to blink more often than men.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The south of England is sinking but Scotland is rising

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By *hampagne_Supernova_91Man over a year ago

Manchester

Dragonfly's have six legs but can't walk.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Hot taps are fitted on the left to help blind people.

Flashing lights are fitted to telephones to help deaf people !!

Lol. To help deaf people do what...?

So they know the phone is ringing !! X

If you’re deaf, why would you care that the phone is ringing?"

Do they can use the Textspeak function? Deaf people can use phones.

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By *aomilatteCouple over a year ago

Midlands

Peoples earlobes get longer as they get older.

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By *ncemoreroundthesunCouple over a year ago

on the move

Don't eat yellow snow

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By *jonesMan over a year ago

Plymouth

The germans eat more bananas per capita than any other country in Europe

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By *izzy69 OP Man over a year ago

London

"Peoples earlobes get longer as they get older."

Damn! Wish that worked on my penis.

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By *hloevtTV/TS over a year ago

norwich

"Hot taps are fitted on the left to help blind people.

Flashing lights are fitted to telephones to help deaf people !!

Lol. To help deaf people do what...?

So they know the phone is ringing !! X

If you’re deaf, why would you care that the phone is ringing?

Do they can use the Textspeak function? Deaf people can use phones. "

Thank you x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Female penguins engage in a form of prostitution. Researchers have repeatedly observed female penguins exchanging sexual favors with male penguins that aren’t their mates in exchange for pebbles they will use to build nests for their babies.

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By *osie xWoman over a year ago

wolverhampton

"If you pinch your little toe on your right foot , your nose will tingle , "

How the heck did you find that out?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Broken glass tastes like blood

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A polar bears fur is transparent only when the light shines on it does it appear white

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By *winkletoesukWoman over a year ago

South Coast

Girl owls twit, boy owls twoo

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By *uttyandbeeCouple over a year ago

Leeds

If you tender more than 20 pence in brass coins it can be legally refused by the vendor

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By *ust Us TogetherCouple over a year ago

Newport

Birthdays are fun but too many will kill you.....

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By *izzy69 OP Man over a year ago

London

"A polar bears fur is transparent only when the light shines on it does it appear white "

Now THAT is incresibly interesting....and utterly useless!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

blisters on your feet always wear two pairs of socks it works trust me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gulp and swallow really quick to get rid of hiccups. It stops the diaphragm spasm! Yeah Ok it may take a few attempts but works for me.

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By *oss and SuzieCouple over a year ago

Porthmadog

"Gulp and swallow really quick to get rid of hiccups. It stops the diaphragm spasm! Yeah Ok it may take a few attempts but works for me."

According to QI the only medically accepted cure for hiccups is 'digital anal stimulation'. I am pretty sure a finger rammed up my arse would cure me.

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By *nkforthekinkMan over a year ago

london/fareham/brighton

"Give me your best useless bit of titbit (No ladies, that didn't mean I want you to post your boob pic).

So for example, did you know that the arrow next to the petrol tank on your dashboard tells you which side of the car the petrol flap is on?"

Dragon flies have 6 legs but can’t actually walk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In the packet of Sainsbury peanuts it says 'warning may contain nuts!'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Gulp and swallow really quick to get rid of hiccups. It stops the diaphragm spasm! Yeah Ok it may take a few attempts but works for me.

According to QI the only medically accepted cure for hiccups is 'digital anal stimulation'. I am pretty sure a finger rammed up my arse would cure me."

My finger ? your arse

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By *jonesMan over a year ago

Plymouth

Fat bottomed girls make the world go round

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

did you know Staines is now Staines on Thames

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By *jonesMan over a year ago

Plymouth

"did you know Staines is now Staines on Thames

Bet that's helped with house prices ..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"did you know Staines is now Staines on Thames

Bet that's helped with house prices .."
i can't see why not i think its a lovely place for a shop on the corner

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By *arkmanMan over a year ago

hounslow

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By *arkmanMan over a year ago

hounslow

A rolling stone gathers no moss. Who the fuck cares?

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By *arkmanMan over a year ago

hounslow

"Jelly wobbles. That's because it is hyperactive with poor proprioception and needs to keep moving in order to feel grounded"

Deep!

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By *arkmanMan over a year ago

hounslow

"Jelly wobbles. That's because it is hyperactive with poor proprioception and needs to keep moving in order to feel grounded"

Deep!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Give me your best useless bit of titbit (No ladies, that didn't mean I want you to post your boob pic).

So for example, did you know that the arrow next to the petrol tank on your dashboard tells you which side of the car the petrol flap is on?"
not always!

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