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So who will be collecting Oak gall wasp nests this spring.
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By *icentious OP Couple
over a year ago
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"Anyone in need of a little tightening?
Pardon?  "
Crushing up Oak gall wasp nests into a paste and inserting the paste, tightens the vagina, thought everyone knew that. 
In our sleepy town/village we have a beauty therapist who offers this. |
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By *icentious OP Couple
over a year ago
Up on them there hills |
"Oh good lord no thanks
Can’t help wondering if it works on men.
To tighten their vaginas?  "
Got to have some method to insert it into lady’s.
Just so happens we have a large amount of Oak trees close by.  |
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We know of one lady who smeared horse liniment on all of her partners Y fronts when she found he had been playing away.
Apparently the red rash it produced glowed in the dark.
I know its not nice but the advice is sniff your pants before pulling them on.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh good lord no thanks
Can’t help wondering if it works on men.
To tighten their vaginas?
Some trans men have vaginas.
Lost me at the men bit."
You’ve not heard of trans men ? |
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By *icentious OP Couple
over a year ago
Up on them there hills |
"Oh good lord no thanks
Can’t help wondering if it works on men.
To tighten their vaginas?
Some trans men have vaginas.
Lost me at the men bit.
You’ve not heard of trans men ? "
Thought they were meant to be women.
Gosh I so need to catch up. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh good lord no thanks
Can’t help wondering if it works on men.
To tighten their vaginas?
Some trans men have vaginas.
Lost me at the men bit.
You’ve not heard of trans men ?
Thought they were meant to be women.
Gosh I so need to catch up."
You really do.
Trans men are men.
Trans women are women.
It’s not overly complicated. |
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By *icentious OP Couple
over a year ago
Up on them there hills |
"Oh good lord no thanks
Can’t help wondering if it works on men.
To tighten their vaginas?
Some trans men have vaginas.
Lost me at the men bit.
You’ve not heard of trans men ?
Thought they were meant to be women.
Gosh I so need to catch up.
You really do.
Trans men are men.
Trans women are women.
It’s not overly complicated. "
‘ Tis if your not interested |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh good lord no thanks
Can’t help wondering if it works on men.
To tighten their vaginas?
Some trans men have vaginas.
Lost me at the men bit.
You’ve not heard of trans men ?
Thought they were meant to be women.
Gosh I so need to catch up.
You really do.
Trans men are men.
Trans women are women.
It’s not overly complicated.
‘ Tis if your not interested"
Blimey. That’s some extreme disinterest to find that complicated  |
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Crushing up Oak gall wasp nests into a paste and inserting the paste, tightens the vagina, thought everyone knew that.
In our sleepy town/village we have a beauty therapist who offers this."
Nurse! She's out of her bed again! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh good lord no thanks
Can’t help wondering if it works on men.
To tighten their vaginas?
Some trans men have vaginas.
Lost me at the men bit.
You’ve not heard of trans men ?
Thought they were meant to be women.
Gosh I so need to catch up.
You really do.
Trans men are men.
Trans women are women.
It’s not overly complicated.
‘ Tis if your not interested
Blimey. That’s some extreme disinterest to find that complicated "
Well I'm confused by this. Are we saying a trans man is a man that used to be a woman and vice versa? At what point are we declaring that someone has transitioned? Is it when all the operations have been successfully completed, when the person has decided that they want to change sex or at some other point?
The strange thing is is that this isn't even the most baffling thing on this thread. I've never understood the need for a tight vagina. I had a very tight girl once and it was like trying to squeeze a golf ball through a hosepipe. Not particularly sexy. For men that complain that being with some women is like waving their willy in a bucket I would suggest they are doing it wrong or have the wrong equipment. |
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By *mberWoman
over a year ago
Preston |
"Oh good lord no thanks
Can’t help wondering if it works on men.
To tighten their vaginas?
Some trans men have vaginas.
Lost me at the men bit.
You’ve not heard of trans men ?
Thought they were meant to be women.
Gosh I so need to catch up.
You really do.
Trans men are men.
Trans women are women.
It’s not overly complicated.
‘ Tis if your not interested"
That's really dismissive of someone's situation  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh good lord no thanks
Can’t help wondering if it works on men.
To tighten their vaginas?
Some trans men have vaginas.
Lost me at the men bit.
You’ve not heard of trans men ?
Thought they were meant to be women.
Gosh I so need to catch up.
You really do.
Trans men are men.
Trans women are women.
It’s not overly complicated.
‘ Tis if your not interested
Blimey. That’s some extreme disinterest to find that complicated
Well I'm confused by this. Are we saying a trans man is a man that used to be a woman and vice versa? At what point are we declaring that someone has transitioned? Is it when all the operations have been successfully completed, when the person has decided that they want to change sex or at some other point?
The strange thing is is that this isn't even the most baffling thing on this thread. I've never understood the need for a tight vagina. I had a very tight girl once and it was like trying to squeeze a golf ball through a hosepipe. Not particularly sexy. For men that complain that being with some women is like waving their willy in a bucket I would suggest they are doing it wrong or have the wrong equipment. "
Well not wanting to take up too much space by going off on a tangent.... but you did ask:-
Trans men were assigned female at birth.
When they choose to reveal their true gender to the world and start presenting as male they are now described as men.
As with someone like me; I am a woman. I present as such and kinda look a bit feminine. I’m due my final surgery in a few weeks so some insensitive, ill informed people may insist I’m not female. But then those same people would still probably make that argument after the op too.
So back to my original point in response to you quip reference men tightening their vaginas; yes, some men still have vaginas.  |
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