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If I was to offer you...
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"4-ply? You smooth talker, op " | |||
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"Only the best. Deluxe Quilted and Soft. Fancy one?" Only the best for my derriere | |||
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"Throw in a bottle of hand sanitiser and we may negotiate something... "maybe | |||
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"Throw some hand sanitiser in and you can marry me" | |||
"Throw some hand sanitiser in and you can marry me" I hope you haven't got expensive tastes as the Ebay scalpers are charging £1300 for some gel. (sic) ANTIBACTERIAL HANG GEL CAREX HAND SANITISER 50ML SANITIZER MOISTURISER That's the honeymoon gone for a burton then  | |||
"a six pack of 4-ply toilet roll, would it improve my chances of a social? Or would I just get the bum's rush?" It wouldn't work with us. We buy in bulk anyway. We have about 30 rolls in the cupboard. | |||
"a six pack of 4-ply toilet roll, would it improve my chances of a social? Or would I just get the bum's rush? It wouldn't work with us. We buy in bulk anyway. We have about 30 rolls in the cupboard. " so 3 weeks worth   | |||
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"I wouldn't give a shit if I was you..." He's not offering it used is he?  | |||
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"a six pack of 4-ply toilet roll, would it improve my chances of a social? Or would I just get the bum's rush?" Tempted.. But have you got tons of beans too | |||
"Probably. I am down to the last roll at home and local supermarket is sold out! " Rinse.. Reuse... Recycle... Lol | |||
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"a six pack of 4-ply toilet roll, would it improve my chances of a social? Or would I just get the bum's rush?" Only a 6 pack You cheap skate | |||
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"I wouldn't give a shit if I was you... He's not offering it used is he? "FFS, nearly spat my drink out on the keyboard! Nope it's factory sealed i.e it's not been opened yet. | |||
"Still plenty in the shops here, sorry mate." Still safe to have a ruby on a Thursday then? Mmm, Naan bread and chutney | |||
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