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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Im just here to make new friends ....im blind and dont know the meaning of swinging .....im straight but i will let a man suck me off n maybe suck him as well but im not gay or bi |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We dont have face on here and wont be uploading any due to discretion.......... "message without face pics will be deleted".... Fucking cheek of it.... Lol |
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By *obletonMan
over a year ago
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I can't beleive no-one has done: "I've just come out of a long term relationship and thought I'd give this a try" yet
then of course there's:
Single woman who only meets with her partner present.
If Carlsberg made couples/single males/females/ delete as appropriate
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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from a couples profile , the wife has to work/has suddenly taken ill/emigrated/whatever ashite the man comes up with this time, but we can still play lol er no we cant sad arse if i wanted a man i wouldnt be chatting to a 'couple' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Got a msg saying 'i'm as tight as a frogs arse, try me'!
Sent one back saying 'i'd rather fuck the frog'!  "
i love that lol she might just have to rethink her opening messages now heheh |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Got a msg saying 'i'm as tight as a frogs arse, try me'!
Sent one back saying 'i'd rather fuck the frog'!
i love that lol she might just have to rethink her opening messages now heheh"
erm, it was from a GUY!! Lol, not my thing!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Got a msg saying 'i'm as tight as a frogs arse, try me'!
Sent one back saying 'i'd rather fuck the frog'!
i love that lol she might just have to rethink her opening messages now heheh
erm, it was from a GUY!! Lol, not my thing!! "
oops lesson learnt dont assume anything on here heheh |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Got a msg saying 'i'm as tight as a frogs arse, try me'!
Sent one back saying 'i'd rather fuck the frog'!
i love that lol she might just have to rethink her opening messages now heheh
erm, it was from a GUY!! Lol, not my thing!!
oops lesson learnt dont assume anything on here heheh"
haha, ye! Was all excited about gettin a msg! Until i opened it! Lol, |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Got a msg saying 'i'm as tight as a frogs arse, try me'!
Sent one back saying 'i'd rather fuck the frog'!
i love that lol she might just have to rethink her opening messages now heheh
erm, it was from a GUY!! Lol, not my thing!!
oops lesson learnt dont assume anything on here heheh
haha, ye! Was all excited about gettin a msg! Until i opened it! Lol, "
ive got a better put down for you ...to be honest i would rather have a wank or eat my own shit... |
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profiles that whose status appears on local updates regularly posting the likes of ...
- what a great night
- fantastic afternoon
- thanks guys, you know who you are
- etc
yet ...
there profile remains unverified !
lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We dont have face on here and wont be uploading any due to discretion.......... "message without face pics will be deleted".... Fucking cheek of it.... Lol"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Straight - but happy to list as looking for men & TV's and has veri's from both!
Bi curious couples - but you have to meet the male alone first so he can check you out!
A smoking couple who 'won't meet smokers'!
And of course the ever present - 'New to this' - on an unverified profile over a year old!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A friend recommended this site to me....yeah, and I was born yesterday  "
As it happens, a friend did recommend this site to us, then left just after we joined. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can't remember how was phrased exactly but got one saying something like I know how to wash unlike other men. His words not mine. Well aren't I the blessed one lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Status updates that cry out for attention - leaving this site today as full of timewasters etc etc :D "
And they're always still there the following week |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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VWE or VVWE (must have been told by their Mum's that they are a big boy)
Anything to do with a university - especially those who say I recommend everyone has this on their profile - err why ??
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Clean hygienic and respectful ... Won't fart n won't wipe cock on curtains
Loves animals ... Quick put the cat out
Never play alone ... Unless the footballs on then help yourself
Must be discreet ... Can be found on face book msn nvm whatsapp fax email phone megaphone fuk I'm even in the sun n mirror discreet person for sex |
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Must be discreet ... Can be found on face book msn nvm whatsapp fax email phone megaphone fuk I'm even in the sun n mirror discreet person for sex "
More often than not, people claim to be 'discrete'. Definition - apart or detached from others; separate. And we all know that this is one of the biggest, fattest lies told on Fab
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