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Worst club I've ever been to!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Paid £10 to enter and was accosted by two raving nymphos who sucked and rimmed me for hours. Went to get a cup of coffee and it was tepid!

What a swizz, wont be going there again!!!

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By *hickennchipsWoman  over a year ago

up above the streets and houses

Sounds terrible, you poor thing. How did you cope?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

£10 entry for a single guy? Where did you go?

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By *ebjonnsonMan  over a year ago

Maldon

I’ve been there also. It’s terrible - fifty times in a row the same thing happened. Awful cup of tepid tea.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've been there. Just me, one other guy and about 50 women. I felt like a piece of meat. Never gone back.

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By *arry WindsorMan  over a year ago

Heaton Park Manchester


"I've been there. Just me, one other guy and about 50 women. I felt like a piece of meat. Never gone back."

It may just have been that one night. I think it needs further investigation before condemning it. Let me know it's location and I'll check it out for you!

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By *reedy_for_funCouple  over a year ago

My House

I went to the same club, however I got free entrance as the were no other men in there.

Didn't even get a chance to take off my coat before I was accosted by some nymphomaniac Portuguese downhill skier who suffered from neck-down alopecia. One inside, the amount of young Japanese twins trying it on with me was just ridiculous! No more offers of Raman noodles on nipple's I had to cry.

I felt lucky to get off there with my life.

Taking my friends there next week as I want to try out their famous tepid tea making machine so hopefully all those raving nymphos will be busy with my friends to allow me a decent cup of tepid tea

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By *olidOak85Couple  over a year ago

Yorkshire

Haha this hasn't half made me laugh!

As a tea lover, I feel your pain... Only Yorkshire will do!

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By *icentiousCouple  over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Was told of a place where they shag for peanuts.

Believe me Chester zoo is expensive and isn’t a club.

Plus, they charge you for the nuts to throw in.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Kudos!!!

Very funny thread but at least it’s in keeping with men moaning threads.

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