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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I do not know about widow cleaner, but plumber are  
Probably but they didn’t take a vocation to look through bedroom windows daily "
No you are right. They only go in to your bedroom if you take them there. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't most of them use extendy poles to reach the top windows now? I guess you could put a gopro on there
Fuck I’m shutting my curtains  "
No you won’t you will open the window for then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think that most of them have got poles on them that could stir cold tar when they catch a couple fucking. Every window cleaner has got a few confessions lol  |
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By *inkycream OP Couple
over a year ago
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"Don't most of them use extendy poles to reach the top windows now? I guess you could put a gopro on there
Fuck I’m shutting my curtains
No you won’t you will open the window for then "
Haha maybe |
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By (user no longer on site)
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This is a weird story
I was chatting to a guy in the pub one night and he said he hired a private investigator on his woman because she was cheating on him
He said he was a millionaire and offered me a job for his window cleaning company
Well he said his company cleaned franchises like McDonald's
Anyway I said no
But I think he must have been told I was doing his Mrs by the private eye
Don't really know where I was going with this story  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This is a weird story
I was chatting to a guy in the pub one night and he said he hired a private investigator on his woman because she was cheating on him
He said he was a millionaire and offered me a job for his window cleaning company
Well he said his company cleaned franchises like McDonald's
Anyway I said no
But I think he must have been told I was doing his Mrs by the private eye
Don't really know where I was going with this story "
I enjoyed it anyway. Eight out of ten. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When ever we have tradesmen round. If I'm in I dress appropriately haha usually means I've always just got out the shower. If I'm not I always leave my toys out on show on my bed  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Maybe they should make a film about it and call it confessions of a window cleaner? Oh wait......
Showing your age "
I bet those shenanigans still go on x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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My old window cleaner is doing 5/6 years for helping himself to other people's belongings.
So make sure you find out about them before you employ them.
As he said in court it was so easy people leave keys and small stuff near the Windows.
And no one paid any attention to him walking around people's back gardens.A few days later when no one was around |
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I had my own window-cleaning round for a few years in the mid to late 80's - there were a number of housewives, divorcees and widows I'd have loved to have played with...
....but I never had so much as a nibble, or saw anything, with one notable exception - I really lusted after one very pretty, petite mid-30's mum of two, who lived in a large, secluded detached house...
....every other month, I'd clean the insides as well as out, and in the main bedroom there were always 'interesting' items laying around - a hardcore porn mag or two, lingerie items 'casually' discarded on the floor or draped across a chest of drawers, once even a gold vibrator poking out of a drawer...
....I never got any indication whether it was with an intention or just a tease - but then one day I finally got my arms around her...
....being half-carried to her car having fallen off my ladder and smashed my ankle wasn't what I'd had in mind, though!  |
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