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So what has been your most embarrassing swinging experience
I’ll start off - i was playing with a couple I have known for years - they were booked into a upmarket london hotel - we retired to the room and were having sweaty MFM session, when we decided to have break. There was a ice machine just outside the room. I kid you not, I still dont know how it happened..but all three of us were outside the room when the door swung shut...
She was in bra and suspenders, hubby was stark naked and I was in my Calvin’s...
The look on the cleaning lady’s face when she took a look at us and opened the door for us was priceless... |
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"So what has been your most embarrassing swinging experience
I’ll start off - i was playing with a couple I have known for years - they were booked into a upmarket london hotel - we retired to the room and were having sweaty MFM session, when we decided to have break. There was a ice machine just outside the room. I kid you not, I still dont know how it happened..but all three of us were outside the room when the door swung shut...
She was in bra and suspenders, hubby was stark naked and I was in my Calvin’s...
The look on the cleaning lady’s face when she took a look at us and opened the door for us was priceless..."
I was fucking my bf in public toilets and making one hell of a noise when he fucked my arse we come out and there was women there listening to us he come out did his jeans up and just said that's how you fuck , I went red and he just got my hand and took me out but one happy thing about it was a lady come up to me later ( she was half d*unk) and said was he really that good I just said yes do you want to watch never seen her again |
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By *exi7000Couple
over a year ago
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Well, We have bought our daughter (6y) new tablet for Christmas. Stupidly, I have decided that won't be bother with creating new accounts etc, and instead loged in with my Samsung account. All good, and she enjoyed the new tabled, showed it to her granny, etc. My mom (MR) was visiting for Christmas. Next day she left to go back home. My wife got a call from her telling her to check the gallery in my daughter's tablet as there are photos that my daughter should not be seeing. I was confused as what my mom is talking about, and when I checked, the fucking Samsung has synced my daughter's tablet with my cloud service, and there were hundreds if not thousands of naughty photos, and I mean some hardcore photos where you can see the Mrs in action with other guys, lots of other guys... Not a single one of me. All of them Hi resolution, on 10 inch screen.
My wife is very close to my mom and usually they talk at least twice a week. She was embarrassed to call her for a month.
My mom has never mentioned a single word to me. I assume she taught the MRs was cheating |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Background (I’m a MMA fighter) important!
I had been talking with this lovely woman for some time, anticipation had been building for some time!
Talking has now come to action - but the timing! I had just finished a heavy heavy 2 hour training session, preparing myself for my next event.
I know I’m full depleted of all nutrients! Body is craving food - but it’s 9pm too late to eat. So, I get a text message from a fab friend “would you like to come over tonight to keep my company?”
Win. I’m excited now, so I get showered off in my gym and head down - get there, get to the action. Now my body is still trying to cool down for the intense training.
Doggy style, bent over a table. My leg just starts furiously shaking! I know this is because I’m dehydrated and hungry! I haven’t eaten in hours at this point!
So my leg is continuing to shake! Literally the expression “shaking like a shitting dog” - I just have to apologise and head home! (She still very much enjoyed herself) but ended abruptly! What do you think is happening when your meets body starts shaking...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd spent 9 hours outside freezing on a bar nightclub door when two ladies came back who's been in earlier just before we shut and asked me to give them a lift back to the hotel ...anyway I was frozen and in the middle of doggy on one & I had a muscle spasm in my leg and fell off her and the bed ..luckily I'm like the sas so got back up and said fuck me your fanny blew me away ... Lying fucker |
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By *arehamMan
over a year ago
handforth |
I was fucking a lady she was face down I was on top of her giving a good seeing to when I could hear some whilsting she said hang on a moment richard my hearing aid is whistling and she took it out and carried on fucking nice one it was too. |
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"Well, We have bought our daughter (6y) new tablet for Christmas. Stupidly, I have decided that won't be bother with creating new accounts etc, and instead loged in with my Samsung account. All good, and she enjoyed the new tabled, showed it to her granny, etc. My mom (MR) was visiting for Christmas. Next day she left to go back home. My wife got a call from her telling her to check the gallery in my daughter's tablet as there are photos that my daughter should not be seeing. I was confused as what my mom is talking about, and when I checked, the fucking Samsung has synced my daughter's tablet with my cloud service, and there were hundreds if not thousands of naughty photos, and I mean some hardcore photos where you can see the Mrs in action with other guys, lots of other guys... Not a single one of me. All of them Hi resolution, on 10 inch screen.
My wife is very close to my mom and usually they talk at least twice a week. She was embarrassed to call her for a month.
My mom has never mentioned a single word to me. I assume she taught the MRs was cheating "
Bloody hell - thats a chat you dont want to have with your mum! |
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"Background (I’m a MMA fighter) important!
I had been talking with this lovely woman for some time, anticipation had been building for some time!
Talking has now come to action - but the timing! I had just finished a heavy heavy 2 hour training session, preparing myself for my next event.
I know I’m full depleted of all nutrients! Body is craving food - but it’s 9pm too late to eat. So, I get a text message from a fab friend “would you like to come over tonight to keep my company?”
Win. I’m excited now, so I get showered off in my gym and head down - get there, get to the action. Now my body is still trying to cool down for the intense training.
Doggy style, bent over a table. My leg just starts furiously shaking! I know this is because I’m dehydrated and hungry! I haven’t eaten in hours at this point!
So my leg is continuing to shake! Literally the expression “shaking like a shitting dog” - I just have to apologise and head home! (She still very much enjoyed herself) but ended abruptly! What do you think is happening when your meets body starts shaking...
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Oh no! I have a rule - never to have sex after going to the gym - frankly I just dont have the stamina I used to... |
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"I accidentally texted a list of local dogging locations to our daughter
Oh dear! Was it obvious to her - that thats what they were?"
Yes. It said something like "here are all the local dogging spots that we often use". We don't even go dogging it was a message someone had sent us that I was forwarding to someone who does go. I was mortified |
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By *inful xWoman
over a year ago
In a sleepy little village |
I loaded some of my pictures to my fb business page . They got likes too before I realised
I now have 2 separate cameras on my phone and only ever take naughty pictures on the one in the secure folder ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"She sucked my balls, first time ever. I involuntarily kneed her in the face as a reaction.
I don't like my balls being sucked
Well she knows that now! "
Didn't put her off, saw each other for the best part of a year |
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I headbutted a guy hard. He was fingering me and I was in the throes of an intense orgasm when he decided to attempt a snog. I jerked up just as he leaned over, massive sickening crunch as my head collided with his face. |
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"An MMF last year - both boys were on top of me on either end when we all fell through the bed. The slats gave way from the weight of the three of us, Mr J landed balls deep on my face, playmate landed balls deep inside me and I got stuck inside the bed
We all pissed ourselves with laughter
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Oh my god - that was some pounding the bed took! |
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"I headbutted a guy hard. He was fingering me and I was in the throes of an intense orgasm when he decided to attempt a snog. I jerked up just as he leaned over, massive sickening crunch as my head collided with his face. "
Ouch! I am actually feeling that crunch... |
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Arranged a meet, guy was a little bit late so started without him.... he came in while midst 69, he shot his load over our nice new floor without a single touch on him.Then stayed for about an hour trying his hardest to get aroused again and awkwardly left while we carried on.
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"Arranged a meet, guy was a little bit late so started without him.... he came in while midst 69, he shot his load over our nice new floor without a single touch on him.Then stayed for about an hour trying his hardest to get aroused again and awkwardly left while we carried on.
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Oh dear - am guessing you never invited him around again... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not swinging related..but I'll throw it in anyway:-
Getting locked in an upstairs bathroom because the door latch broke, in a house I lived in alone - and having to jump out the window to get out (which was scary & painful in itself).
I then had to walk round to my neighbours front door in just my underwear, at about 11.00pm.. and asked if I could use their phone so I could get in touch with a 24 hour locksmith to let me back in my house.
I remember sitting on their sofa for until about midnight waiting..
They were an older couple & they had all the family around that night visiting it seemed..son- in -laws, grandkids etc.
-I could have easily been completely naked though. |
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My ex went with my Mum to ASDA to print holiday photos. She put the SD card in the machine, and "dumph"... Photos of my ex naked, my hard dick, and... Me, her son, balls deep in my ex - all over the screen in the supermarket. With people behind the machine, just gorping. Tadaaaaaaa!
My mum just said "alright, looks like you had a good time!". Looool |
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"Arranged a meet, guy was a little bit late so started without him.... he came in while midst 69, he shot his load over our nice new floor without a single touch on him.Then stayed for about an hour trying his hardest to get aroused again and awkwardly left while we carried on.
Oh dear - am guessing you never invited him around again..."
Yep only meet experienced guys now lol |
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"I accidentally texted a list of local dogging locations to our daughter
Oh dear! Was it obvious to her - that thats what they were?
Yes. It said something like "here are all the local dogging spots that we often use". We don't even go dogging it was a message someone had sent us that I was forwarding to someone who does go. I was mortified "
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I was studying at the university and met an older lady (I always liked them) so we had some time before she invited me to her home. She told me his son would arrive very late so no worries for that...
While I was fucking her at the sofa before even going to her room his son arrived home and... He was at my uni I already knew him |
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"I was studying at the university and met an older lady (I always liked them) so we had some time before she invited me to her home. She told me his son would arrive very late so no worries for that...
While I was fucking her at the sofa before even going to her room his son arrived home and... He was at my uni I already knew him "
O wow, oops |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My ex went with my Mum to ASDA to print holiday photos. She put the SD card in the machine, and "dumph"... Photos of my ex naked, my hard dick, and... Me, her son, balls deep in my ex - all over the screen in the supermarket. With people behind the machine, just gorping.
My mum just said "alright, looks like you had a good time!". Looool" What a lovely understanding mum you have |
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Went to a mates uni for a weekend for a Halloween ball staying in his dorm. Ended up sleeping with a....how do I put it...less than attractive lady. Strolled in the next morning and my pal was full of questions about the girl. I said she lived over the other side of campus and was fit....when in fact she lived two floors above in the same building.
I was sure I had got away with it until about 30mins later when there was a knock at the door, this girl was stood there and said....."can you give Will his watch please!".
Took my my mate a good 20 seconds for the penny to drop |
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"Went to a mates uni for a weekend for a Halloween ball staying in his dorm. Ended up sleeping with a....how do I put it...less than attractive lady. Strolled in the next morning and my pal was full of questions about the girl. I said she lived over the other side of campus and was fit....when in fact she lived two floors above in the same building.
I was sure I had got away with it until about 30mins later when there was a knock at the door, this girl was stood there and said....."can you give Will his watch please!".
Took my my mate a good 20 seconds for the penny to drop "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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New year I was sober and pretty heavily pregnant. Hubby was very worse for wear. Got home and hubby decided to tie me to the bed and have his wicked way with me. Because he had a few 2 many he overly tightened the restraints, he then went to go down on me lost his balance fell off the bed cracked his head off the wall and knocked himself out. So there was me pregnant tied to bed unable to get out and not sure he was getting back up. Thankfully he woke a min or so later and continued xx |
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By *ncubus XMan
over a year ago
midlands - glasgow - islands |
While doing a 69 with a lady and she was wanking me a licking my ass, I cum that much I missed her entire body and shot myself in the face while licking her clit, sat up and had cum dripping from my chin funny and embarrassing |
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I was once getting the most incredible BJ and deep throat when I literally exploded with little warning.
I hear a little wimper and she looks up at me with cum pouring out of her nostrils! We both laughed hysterically. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well, We have bought our daughter (6y) new tablet for Christmas. Stupidly, I have decided that won't be bother with creating new accounts etc, and instead loged in with my Samsung account. All good, and she enjoyed the new tabled, showed it to her granny, etc. My mom (MR) was visiting for Christmas. Next day she left to go back home. My wife got a call from her telling her to check the gallery in my daughter's tablet as there are photos that my daughter should not be seeing. I was confused as what my mom is talking about, and when I checked, the fucking Samsung has synced my daughter's tablet with my cloud service, and there were hundreds if not thousands of naughty photos, and I mean some hardcore photos where you can see the Mrs in action with other guys, lots of other guys... Not a single one of me. All of them Hi resolution, on 10 inch screen.
My wife is very close to my mom and usually they talk at least twice a week. She was embarrassed to call her for a month.
My mom has never mentioned a single word to me. I assume she taught the MRs was cheating "
Hands down winner right there!! |
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"I was studying at the university and met an older lady (I always liked them) so we had some time before she invited me to her home. She told me his son would arrive very late so no worries for that...
While I was fucking her at the sofa before even going to her room his son arrived home and... He was at my uni I already knew him "
Oh my god !! That is not what son whats to see his mother doing...! |
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"I was once getting the most incredible BJ and deep throat when I literally exploded with little warning.
I hear a little wimper and she looks up at me with cum pouring out of her nostrils! We both laughed hysterically."
How is that possible! |
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Participating in a 10 man gangbang with a lady while her cuck hubby watched. Great time, she was blindfold, we took turns to cover her face with cum. Hubby loved watching.
Week later at work I’m in a large meeting in another part of the company and the chair of the meeting was.... hubby. |
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"Participating in a 10 man gangbang with a lady while her cuck hubby watched. Great time, she was blindfold, we took turns to cover her face with cum. Hubby loved watching.
Week later at work I’m in a large meeting in another part of the company and the chair of the meeting was.... hubby. " |
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"Participating in a 10 man gangbang with a lady while her cuck hubby watched. Great time, she was blindfold, we took turns to cover her face with cum. Hubby loved watching.
Week later at work I’m in a large meeting in another part of the company and the chair of the meeting was.... hubby. "
WTF?! Wow! |
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"Participating in a 10 man gangbang with a lady while her cuck hubby watched. Great time, she was blindfold, we took turns to cover her face with cum. Hubby loved watching.
Week later at work I’m in a large meeting in another part of the company and the chair of the meeting was.... hubby.
WTF?! Wow!"
It turns out his wife, the focus of the gangbang also worked at my place but I never saw here there. My paths crossed with the guy once more as we did a double take in a corridor a few months after that. In the meeting I have to say we both were total work pros, no acknowledgement of the event whatsoever. Not been a smirk. One of my few vanilla/swinging crossovers. |
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"Participating in a 10 man gangbang with a lady while her cuck hubby watched. Great time, she was blindfold, we took turns to cover her face with cum. Hubby loved watching.
Week later at work I’m in a large meeting in another part of the company and the chair of the meeting was.... hubby.
WTF?! Wow!
It turns out his wife, the focus of the gangbang also worked at my place but I never saw here there. My paths crossed with the guy once more as we did a double take in a corridor a few months after that. In the meeting I have to say we both were total work pros, no acknowledgement of the event whatsoever. Not been a smirk. One of my few vanilla/swinging crossovers. "
Thankfully - never had a vanilla/swinging crossover - though my couple friends have been back to that hotel - and say they got smirks when the checked in/out - which they found hilarious... |
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Mine was meeting a couple in their 50 going full at it with the wife in living room and daughter let’s her self in with key to find me banging her mum and her dad wanking
Front door opened straight into living room turns out she lived same road as them |
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"Mine was meeting a couple in their 50 going full at it with the wife in living room and daughter let’s her self in with key to find me banging her mum and her dad wanking
Front door opened straight into living room turns out she lived same road as them "
Oh my god! Is this true?! |
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I was the bull to a couple, and the husband had the same name as my elderly father in law.
Sent a text to “John” saying I couldn’t go swinging this weekend as my wife was away and I had to look after the kids. John is my father in law, the cuck husband also called John was in my phone a nickname.
Fortunately he thought swinging meant a round of golf and I got away with it, just! |
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"Participating in a 10 man gangbang with a lady while her cuck hubby watched. Great time, she was blindfold, we took turns to cover her face with cum. Hubby loved watching.
Week later at work I’m in a large meeting in another part of the company and the chair of the meeting was.... hubby.
WTF?! Wow!
It turns out his wife, the focus of the gangbang also worked at my place but I never saw here there. My paths crossed with the guy once more as we did a double take in a corridor a few months after that. In the meeting I have to say we both were total work pros, no acknowledgement of the event whatsoever. Not been a smirk. One of my few vanilla/swinging crossovers. "
I still cant get over this! |
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"Participating in a 10 man gangbang with a lady while her cuck hubby watched. Great time, she was blindfold, we took turns to cover her face with cum. Hubby loved watching.
Week later at work I’m in a large meeting in another part of the company and the chair of the meeting was.... hubby.
WTF?! Wow!
It turns out his wife, the focus of the gangbang also worked at my place but I never saw here there. My paths crossed with the guy once more as we did a double take in a corridor a few months after that. In the meeting I have to say we both were total work pros, no acknowledgement of the event whatsoever. Not been a smirk. One of my few vanilla/swinging crossovers.
I still cant get over this!"
Bump - would love to hear more embarrassing experiences... |
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