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I have always wondered how naughty swingers really are behind closed doors, so I want to hear what's the most outrageous naughtiest things you have witnessed on your swinging travels, be it clubs, public, houses, ect. You don't gave to included yourself as its more what you have seen.
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I went to a house party once and was told to bring rubber gloves and washing up liquid etc etc. We all played house for 3hours and scrubbed and tided the place from top to bottom then fell about knackered some smoking in ectasy
Was a feckin filthy meet was that  |
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"I went to a house party once and was told to bring rubber gloves and washing up liquid etc etc. We all played house for 3hours and scrubbed and tided the place from top to bottom then fell about knackered some smoking in ectasy
Was a feckin filthy meet was that "
Lol well my house needs a spring clean lol x  |
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"I went to a house party once and was told to bring rubber gloves and washing up liquid etc etc. We all played house for 3hours and scrubbed and tided the place from top to bottom then fell about knackered some smoking in ectasy
Was a feckin filthy meet was that
Lol well my house needs a spring clean lol x "
PG tips or Tetley? as I love a nice brew break does I. If I can call you WENCH as well at various times during the day I will work like a feckin good un and scrub that fecker from top to bottom
That Kim n Aggy hmmm ive shit um! |
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"That Kim n Aggy hmmm ive shit um! "
Bet u not got them marigolds with the fluffy trimmings.....and id need choc hob nobs supplying for me YORKSHIRE TEA xxx  |
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"I have always wondered how naughty swingers really are behind closed doors, so I want to hear what's the most outrageous naughtiest things you have witnessed on your swinging travels, be it clubs, public, houses, ect. You don't gave to included yourself as its more what you have seen.
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I was going to say the filthiest thing I have ever seen was a couple's sofa... I think it was meant to be cream but the arms were dark grey.... and I now realise that's not what you meant. |
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"I have always wondered how naughty swingers really are behind closed doors, so I want to hear what's the most outrageous naughtiest things you have witnessed on your swinging travels, be it clubs, public, houses, ect. You don't gave to included yourself as its more what you have seen.
I was going to say the filthiest thing I have ever seen was a couple's sofa... I think it was meant to be cream but the arms were dark grey.... and I now realise that's not what you meant."
Black soles of the bare feet of one particular meet I turned upto was enough to make me come up with an instant excuse not to want to stay and consider the idea of playing as quite clearly the water must have been turned off to that property and left them unable to wash bath or shower |
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"I was going to say the filthiest thing I have ever seen was a couple's sofa... I think it was meant to be cream but the arms were dark grey.... and I now realise that's not what you meant."
You do see some errr well differing standards with cleanliness off homes as well as bodily.... puts u right off ya hob nobs too xxx  |
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"That Kim n Aggy hmmm ive shit um!
Bet u not got them marigolds with the fluffy trimmings.....and id need choc hob nobs supplying for me YORKSHIRE TEA xxx "
Yorkshire tea! Yorkshire tea!. How very dare you indeed madam im a Lancashire lad dont ya no its Hot Pot all the way for me thanx with deffo a chippy tea for good measure |
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"That Kim n Aggy hmmm ive shit um!
Bet u not got them marigolds with the fluffy trimmings.....and id need choc hob nobs supplying for me YORKSHIRE TEA xxx
Yorkshire tea! Yorkshire tea!. How very dare you indeed madam im a Lancashire lad dont ya no its Hot Pot all the way for me thanx with deffo a chippy tea for good measure "
must admit ive always fancied trying bettys hotpot from corrie...... but im a yorks lass thro n thro ya pudding eating lancs loon xxx  |
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"I have always wondered how naughty swingers really are behind closed doors, so I want to hear what's the most outrageous naughtiest things you have witnessed on your swinging travels, be it clubs, public, houses, ect. You don't gave to included yourself as its more what you have seen.
To get back to original question... I was once asked by a guy to have sex with his fully trained and experienced dalmation dog, he went on to tell me it was fully vetted and disease free.
BEFORE I get the animal rights people onto me.... I DECLINED THE OFFER.
but if this guy was being truthfull and the dog is experienced,,, then someones......
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"That Kim n Aggy hmmm ive shit um!
Bet u not got them marigolds with the fluffy trimmings.....and id need choc hob nobs supplying for me YORKSHIRE TEA xxx
Yorkshire tea! Yorkshire tea!. How very dare you indeed madam im a Lancashire lad dont ya no its Hot Pot all the way for me thanx with deffo a chippy tea for good measure
must admit ive always fancied trying bettys hotpot from corrie...... but im a yorks lass thro n thro ya pudding eating lancs loon xxx "
Well if you eat Bettys Hot Pot luv then I aint a betting man but if I was I would put a tenner on you being bedded down for abit in the local AnE with stomach problems due to it being out of date and full of peniciline type little creatures. Sorry to say luv but Bettys dead and has been for a while now so that Hot Pots been left there for abit.
Or maybe the pan burnt dry and catched fire cos was left on un attended.
Still I wont hold it against ya tho for being a Yorkshire lass as we all have our cross to bear dont we., So about that cuppa then does it come with a blow job or what!? |
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"Still I wont hold it against ya tho for being a Yorkshire lass as we all have our cross to bear dont we., So about that cuppa then does it come with a blow job or what!? "
It may come with a black lancashire pudding given as an anal supository ! lol xxx  your eyes after insertion he he he |
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"Still I wont hold it against ya tho for being a Yorkshire lass as we all have our cross to bear dont we., So about that cuppa then does it come with a blow job or what!?
It may come with a black lancashire pudding given as an anal supository ! lol xxx your eyes after insertion he he he "
My new little fweeeeeeeend tells me that she is aware of and would like to try to do the male prostate thing by sticking fingure up my Wigan ass to see what will happen. I have heard about this but never tried it before and yes those eyes are abit of a thought arnt they haha |
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"never tried to stimulate a prostrate gland..... but im told its very good for a guy who can cum spontaneously when done correctly...... "
Yeah thats sounds awsome does that. And to keep on topic abit maybe done down at a farm with some buxum young stable WENCH whos been mucking out horse shit all day and then gets flung into the barn and pinned down on the hay to have her cloths torn off and then ravished thricely before making her stick dirty fingures up ones poopa shooter to spontaneously fill her face full of hot thick salty man fat from a throbbing juicy cock making her lick and suck it all off to not miss or spill a drop before then bending her over giving her arse a good firm slap and then driving the said juicy cock in question up her driving it home hard with balls deep slapping against her flesh to ravish the WENCH again  |
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"never tried to stimulate a prostrate gland..... but im told its very good for a guy who can cum spontaneously when done correctly......
Yeah thats sounds awsome does that. And to keep on topic abit maybe done down at a farm with some buxum young stable WENCH whos been mucking out horse shit all day and then gets flung into the barn and pinned down on the hay to have her cloths torn off and then ravished thricely before making her stick dirty fingures up ones poopa shooter to spontaneously fill her face full of hot thick salty man fat from a throbbing juicy cock making her lick and suck it all off to not miss or spill a drop before then bending her over giving her arse a good firm slap and then driving the said juicy cock in question up her driving it home hard with balls deep slapping against her flesh to ravish the WENCH again "
so how long have u been anally obsessed ? |
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"never tried to stimulate a prostrate gland..... but im told its very good for a guy who can cum spontaneously when done correctly......
Yeah thats sounds awsome does that. And to keep on topic abit maybe done down at a farm with some buxum young stable WENCH whos been mucking out horse shit all day and then gets flung into the barn and pinned down on the hay to have her cloths torn off and then ravished thricely before making her stick dirty fingures up ones poopa shooter to spontaneously fill her face full of hot thick salty man fat from a throbbing juicy cock making her lick and suck it all off to not miss or spill a drop before then bending her over giving her arse a good firm slap and then driving the said juicy cock in question up her driving it home hard with balls deep slapping against her flesh to ravish the WENCH again
so how long have u been anally obsessed ? "
I have been called an arsehole many times during my life hun. If ya cant beat um get out the BDSM club I say |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have been called an arsehole many times during my life hun. If ya cant beat um get out the BDSM club I say
funny lot u lancs types..... allsorts of weird goings on. somehow u floated me boat today tho and made me smile. school run time now.....g bye x    "
haha no worries and was a pleasure to chat with you and thanx for the banter yeah. Makes a change to have some one on here that likes banter and dont want to seriously knit pick all my daft postings that are quite clearly not meant to be taken seriously at all.
You have a good day luv yeah cheers xx
PS ya not a bad WENCH thee for a Yorshireun |
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"Don't worry about answering the guys question. Just use his thread to attempt to try and make yourself look funny  tits"
I did answer his question earlier on but then had a chat and some banter as well with a female which aint against the rules to go off topic now is it young dude.
Your coment there kind of putts me in mind of why some people should not go out with a daft dwarf. Cos its not big and its not clever!
Anyhow not going to get into owt like that as im a good lad on here these days having seen the liught on the naughty step a time or two.
You have a good day young sir and just remember this ifnothing else yeah I LOVE YOU!! x |
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"Don't worry about answering the guys question. Just use his thread to attempt to try and make yourself look funny tits"
I actually replied to the original question if you scroll back.... The questioner has not responded as yet....if and when he does i will reply as i see fit.
Im sorry our light hearted fun has offended you...the self appointed forum police.  |
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"Don't worry about answering the guys question. Just use his thread to attempt to try and make yourself look funny tits
I actually replied to the original question if you scroll back.... The questioner has not responded as yet....if and when he does i will reply as i see fit.
Im sorry our light hearted fun has offended you...the self appointed forum police. "
hahaha As I said in my coment above his its blimmin nice to have some banter on here for a change luv. lol no go get them kids already will ya n give um there teas. Yorkshire teas errrrr wicked |
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"I did answer his question earlier on but then had a chat and some banter as well with a female which aint against the rules to go off topic now is it young dude.
Your coment there kind of putts me in mind of why some people should not go out with a daft dwarf. Cos its not big and its not clever!
Anyhow not going to get into owt like that as im a good lad on here these days having seen the liught on the naughty step a time or two.
You have a good day young sir and just remember this ifnothing else yeah I LOVE YOU!! x "
Daft dwarf made me chuckle. 5ft 8 isn't exactly a dwarf. I see you totting around the forums all the time trying to be witty, yet coming across as an imbecile to anybody with a couple of brain cells.
You are past it old man. Less of the insults. Calling someone a daft dwarf who almost certainly pulls more totty than you is just sad. Keep trying to be funny mate x  |
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"I did answer his question earlier on but then had a chat and some banter as well with a female which aint against the rules to go off topic now is it young dude.
Your coment there kind of putts me in mind of why some people should not go out with a daft dwarf. Cos its not big and its not clever!
Anyhow not going to get into owt like that as im a good lad on here these days having seen the liught on the naughty step a time or two.
You have a good day young sir and just remember this ifnothing else yeah I LOVE YOU!! x
Daft dwarf made me chuckle. 5ft 8 isn't exactly a dwarf. I see you totting around the forums all the time trying to be witty, yet coming across as an imbecile to anybody with a couple of brain cells.
You are past it old man. Less of the insults. Calling someone a daft dwarf who almost certainly pulls more totty than you is just sad. Keep trying to be funny mate x "
Thank you very much young sir I will take that as a compliment then. Never been called an old man before could you please arrange for my bus pass to come early so I can go doggin in the day time some times as the fares aint half gone up these days hey haha.
I never refered to you as a daft dwarf tho young sir as I would never do that. Maybe you should read that again above. Like I say tho yeah I LOVE YOU x |
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"You are past it old man. Less of the insults. Calling someone a daft dwarf who almost certainly pulls more totty than you is just sad. Keep trying to be funny mate x "
I think you will find it was YOU that started with the insults with your tits comment.
all after that is people defending themselves against your ignorance and self promoting attitude. this is exactly why I prefer older guys.....this sort of BS has removed itself with maturity. stop trying to put a guy down who is funny, articulate and way more verified than yourself.... you will find he is more successfull thro a good attitude. Now I WISH NO FURTHER CONTACT from you. |
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"I think you will find it was YOU that started with the insults with your tits comment.
all after that is people defending themselves against your ignorance and self promoting attitude. this is exactly why I prefer older guys.....this sort of BS has removed itself with maturity. stop trying to put a guy down who is funny, articulate and way more verified than yourself.... you will find he is more successfull thro a good attitude. Now I WISH NO FURTHER CONTACT from you."
I don't recall engaging in conversation with you at all. But erm... ok |
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"I think you will find it was YOU that started with the insults with your tits comment.
all after that is people defending themselves against your ignorance and self promoting attitude. this is exactly why I prefer older guys.....this sort of BS has removed itself with maturity. stop trying to put a guy down who is funny, articulate and way more verified than yourself.... you will find he is more successfull thro a good attitude. Now I WISH NO FURTHER CONTACT from you.
I don't recall engaging in conversation with you at all. But erm... ok"
Well I spose you cant say fairer than that then can ya young sir. Specialy if you may have trouble saying your Fs and your Ts. And thats not meant in any way shape or form as an insult by the way young sir so please dont reach for the rocky gloves just yet as im expecting my bus pass any time soon to go with these new slipers I seen in Asda
Truth is it takes all sorts to make a world go around mate if people were all the same in life then in my humble opinion life its self would be a right bore. There are some that like me on here and many that dont but at the end of the day its nothing personal as I dont no them and chances are will never meet them so shit happens.
You are young my son but you will learn haha Lighten up m8 go with the flow and have some banter
Anyhow im off for abit now have a good day yeah and cheers ive enjoyed your coments belive it or not. Take care and speak soon yeah |
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"I think you will find it was YOU that started with the insults with your tits comment.
all after that is people defending themselves against your ignorance and self promoting attitude. this is exactly why I prefer older guys.....this sort of BS has removed itself with maturity. stop trying to put a guy down who is funny, articulate and way more verified than yourself.... you will find he is more successfull thro a good attitude. Now I WISH NO FURTHER CONTACT from you.
I don't recall engaging in conversation with you at all. But erm... ok
Well I spose you cant say fairer than that then can ya young sir. Specialy if you may have trouble saying your Fs and your Ts. And thats not meant in any way shape or form as an insult by the way young sir so please dont reach for the rocky gloves just yet as im expecting my bus pass any time soon to go with these new slipers I seen in Asda
Truth is it takes all sorts to make a world go around mate if people were all the same in life then in my humble opinion life its self would be a right bore. There are some that like me on here and many that dont but at the end of the day its nothing personal as I dont no them and chances are will never meet them so shit happens.
You are young my son but you will learn haha Lighten up m8 go with the flow and have some banter
Anyhow im off for abit now have a good day yeah and cheers ive enjoyed your coments belive it or not. Take care and speak soon yeah "
I enjoyed the banter. Just like to be abit provocative. I actually like your dyslexic joke. I just like to show face and act like a "young un" hahaha |
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"never tried to stimulate a prostrate gland..... but im told its very good for a guy who can cum spontaneously when done correctly...... "
Nothing like it on earth. If you haven't tried it then you should. |
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"Ok take your spat to private please.
No spat here lol.
Me neither spittings a terrible habbit aint it "
I have much worse habits than that...but thats a whole new thread. |
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"Ok take your spat to private please.
No spat here lol.
Me neither spittings a terrible habbit aint it
I have much worse habits than that...but thats a whole new thread. "
Oooow sounds interesting please do tell. Infact are they in any way shape or form filthy and nasty sexual turn on types as going back onto said thread topic maybe we could fit this into whilst having some banter as well? |
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"Still I wont hold it against ya tho for being a Yorkshire lass as we all have our cross to bear dont we., So about that cuppa then does it come with a blow job or what!?
It may come with a black lancashire pudding given as an anal supository ! lol xxx your eyes after insertion he he he
My new little fweeeeeeeend tells me that she is aware of and would like to try to do the male prostate thing by sticking fingure up my Wigan ass to see what will happen. I have heard about this but never tried it before and yes those eyes are abit of a thought arnt they haha"
My latest has said she should stick her finger up me just before I come. I haven't tried it yet as she's doing just fine already |
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"Still I wont hold it against ya tho for being a Yorkshire lass as we all have our cross to bear dont we., So about that cuppa then does it come with a blow job or what!?
It may come with a black lancashire pudding given as an anal supository ! lol xxx your eyes after insertion he he he
My new little fweeeeeeeend tells me that she is aware of and would like to try to do the male prostate thing by sticking fingure up my Wigan ass to see what will happen. I have heard about this but never tried it before and yes those eyes are abit of a thought arnt they haha
My latest has said she should stick her finger up me just before I come. I haven't tried it yet as she's doing just fine already "
ive actually done that..... chris loved it lol.... |
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"Still I wont hold it against ya tho for being a Yorkshire lass as we all have our cross to bear dont we., So about that cuppa then does it come with a blow job or what!?
It may come with a black lancashire pudding given as an anal supository ! lol xxx your eyes after insertion he he he
My new little fweeeeeeeend tells me that she is aware of and would like to try to do the male prostate thing by sticking fingure up my Wigan ass to see what will happen. I have heard about this but never tried it before and yes those eyes are abit of a thought arnt they haha
My latest has said she should stick her finger up me just before I come. I haven't tried it yet as she's doing just fine already
ive actually done that..... chris loved it lol.... "
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"Don't worry about answering the guys question. Just use his thread to attempt to try and make yourself look funny tits"
well its better than providing wank fodder, and the best threads are those that hijack |
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"Would have to be watching the wife deepthroat me she gets a little carried away sometime n gets extremely messy oops
* cReEps rOunD cRyPt * -l-
Do Goths throw up purple carrots I wonder? "
no purple custard ish stuff haha bucket ??
* cReEps rOunD cRyPt * -l- |
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"Don't worry about answering the guys question. Just use his thread to attempt to try and make yourself look funny tits
well its better than providing wank fodder, and the best threads are those that hijack "
LOL its only funny as its true xxx |
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"Could we all try again and keep to the original thread !
Thanks "
Soweeeeee but you dont own the thread and people can talk about what ever they want to so long as within the rules
I am thinking of making some beef wellington after but will need to give these wellies a blimmin good wash first to get rid of the mud as no way im shaggin a dirty old boot on a week end |
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Filthiest thing that I have ever seen was when I did some work on the M6 jointing fibre optic cables for the new active signage. We opened an inspection pit that had a sewerage pipe running along side that had split!
Absolutely filthy I tell thee! |
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I was a rugby plaing student in my dim and very distant past ( no before you say anyhting i didnt pass spelling or typing) and lol after student life and halls nothing suprises you or is too icky , especialy if you know medical students lol |
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Cant beat a good tractor mark or three the morning after. Farting and following through down the leg of ones jeans is also a good way to clear the cue for the till at tescos ast tell thee.
Of course other well known super markets are available but tescos is right on my door step so not long to walk for a hower and change when one cant be arsed queing up to get served so such drastic measures must be taken |
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