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Now we're never going to stop people uploading cock pics [nor should we I say, so there!] but how about we force guys under pain of blue balls to only pic cocks with something for comparison? A can of hotdogs or a peperami or something. Hey we could find a specific product like Coke and get the site sponsored with it 
Plus we can see what they are really packing rather than a picture taken so ridiculously close its out of focus. Sound familiar?
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Well, the objects of choice so far are remote controls, which makes me laugh a lot. I mean aren't remote controls all different sizes? I did see a pic with a guy comparing himself (very favourably I may add) to a bottle of wine. I'm going for a wine bottle. Bordeaux shaped though, rather than Burgundy. |
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"Now we're never going to stop people uploading cock pics [nor should we I say, so there!] but how about we force guys under pain of blue balls to only pic cocks with something for comparison? A can of hotdogs or a peperami or something. Hey we could find a specific product like Coke and get the site sponsored with it
Plus we can see what they are really packing rather than a picture taken so ridiculously close its out of focus. Sound familiar?
What do people think? What brand do you think could sponsor? "
Vasectomised penises now proudly sponsored by Diet Cock! |
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Seriously - no really....I thought this was a swinging site, not a compare the market site. Sure, some ladies enjoy a huge dong (sadly not that way endowed but hey, I don't care), but is this a site about enjoying a lifestyle choice, or a site about ladies getting huge cocks only? |
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"Ha ha, found an app called darth maul me.
And i suppose none of the women on here take photos while breathing in and pushing their breasts out, lol!!!
That is one freaky avatar  "
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The point, other than finding a way to raise a few bob to pay the bills, was to highlight the fact that cockpics are pretty much pointless. But that a standard object for comparison would give them some validity.
Personally I'm happy with average, more you can do with it than a silly big one. But without a can of for context how do I know if I'm walking into a fanny wrecker or if I'm safe?
I guess it's paranoia that someone would be asking for proof in the search for a biggun. I'm just thinking that if a guy is going to be as unimaginative as to aim down, snap and upload, that he give it a point [the picture you don't have to get out a pencil sharpener].
Why would a guy want to be elusive if he was being honest? It's not like I hide my 36H's.  |
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I see a nice little business opportunity here but what standard unit of measurement should be applied, Imperial measurements or metric? Maybe even create a panel of judges comprised of 12 good women to which any prospective male candidate on fab must submit an authorised photo for adjudication! |
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i am not too worried about cock size once its above average. but what really irate is when men try and give you a six for a nine. i have a strict rule about little dicks i dont like them, so my advice is cam the person first if he holds his cock in the palm of his hand and the bellend does not show well you know you need to move on. or simply measure him when he gets there, tell the guy you measure before you start having intercourse normally the liars will move on...lol |
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"Well dont let Subway sponsor. The last 12" I had from there was 10 and a quarter. And yes I did measure it and no I dont get out much  "
So as an expert- what's the rule regarding measuring?
Obviously in guessing stop at the end - but where do you start - above or below? I've been on meets where couples have invited guys over who've claimed to be 'double digits' - only to find they must have been referring to cm rather than inches!
Seems there's little point taking notice of numbers on profiles, and amusing as the 'comparison' shots are sometimes I guess at least it gives the reader a more realistic idea of what's there!
Should be a prize for the most creative, verifiable 'scale' item used! Or as a previous poster mentioned - a willing volunteer or two who own a tape measure and are willing to act as a 'certified FAB pleasure measurer' |
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"I'm thinking a peperami would be best it's a fun product and it's basically a pork sword. The logos write themselves!"
Not a bad idea but they do those for lunchboxes for kids aswell xx
Met a guy before and as he stood there he said "say hello to my little friend" My god he had to actually pull it out of his jogging bottoms i had 2 hands around it without touching the base and still had enough to suck on xx |
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"what's the rule regarding measuring?
Obviously in guessing stop at the end - but where do you start - above or below?"
On top is the norm although some men must measure from their arsehole. |
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