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"Like throwing a sausage up the M62
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The preposition that the lady has an expansive area that is as wide as a motorway and ones appendage a mere sausage in comparison "
There’s one that originates from Sheffield that’s similar... “ it’s like throwing a carrot through the wicker arches “ |
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Shame when people read ‘euphemisms about sex’ they understand it as ‘ways to insult women’s genitalia’. Probably a larger point there about society and language. |
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"Like throwing a sausage up the M62
Don't get this one ?
The preposition that the lady has an expansive area that is as wide as a motorway and ones appendage a mere sausage in comparison
There’s one that originates from Sheffield that’s similar... “ it’s like throwing a carrot through the wicker arches “ "
In London it would be "chucking a fag in the Albert Hall" |
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He had a face like a witch doctor's rattle.
He was so skinny he had to run around in the shower to get wet.
He was so bald he looked like his hair had been parted by Moses
He was so short I asked what time Snow White and the other six expected him back. |
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"Shame when people read ‘euphemisms about sex’ they understand it as ‘ways to insult women’s genitalia’. Probably a larger point there about society and language.
Glad you said it "
I would see it more of a celebration of the idiosyncrasies of our wonderful and descriptive language, but hey im a glass half full kinda guy  |
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"Shame when people read ‘euphemisms about sex’ they understand it as ‘ways to insult women’s genitalia’. Probably a larger point there about society and language."
Blimey, you must be a load of fun on a Saturday night? |
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"Shame when people read ‘euphemisms about sex’ they understand it as ‘ways to insult women’s genitalia’. Probably a larger point there about society and language.
Blimey, you must be a load of fun on a Saturday night?"
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"Shame when people read ‘euphemisms about sex’ they understand it as ‘ways to insult women’s genitalia’. Probably a larger point there about society and language.
Blimey, you must be a load of fun on a Saturday night?"
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Shakespeare was at it long before Viz, though to be fair, not as funny, with- Making the beast with two backs. A tad pretentious, so I will add - knee deep in clunge - from a classic Inbetweeners episode.
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