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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Over my career of dishing out some outstanding head melting oral sex to a variety of dames...I've noticed how the smell varies, but mainly falls into 4 main areas..
Fishy (not good)
Natural (bit musky)
Acidic (not good)
Fresh laundry (the best!!)
There is also various perfumes, deodorants etc that try to mask the original smell, but it always comes through eventually once the tongue boxing starts.
I rem_mber a friend once told me one lady had the aroma of old bus tickets??
So which one are you.
P.s. I know a lot of cocks probably stink too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lol I went out with a nurse years ago for about a 5 weeks you think she would of been hygienic but it was like billingates fish market hence finished seeing her |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If my genitals tasted like laundry I'd be very worried  "
Some people seem super clean and have hardly any smell to their bits, the fresh laundry lingers from clothing..it's like eating a fairy..  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Lol I went out with a nurse years ago for about a 5 weeks you think she would of been hygienic but it was like billingates fish market hence finished seeing her "
Thing is a lot of people don't say anything, I know it's awkward, but if I smelt bad I'd want someone to tell me! |
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"If my genitals tasted like laundry I'd be very worried
Some people seem super clean and have hardly any smell to their bits, the fresh laundry lingers from clothing..it's like eating a fairy.. "
That sounds horrendous |
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"Over my career of dishing out some outstanding head melting oral sex to a variety of dames...I've noticed how the smell varies, but mainly falls into 4 main areas..
Fishy (not good)
Natural (bit musky)
Acidic (not good)
Fresh laundry (the best!!)
There is also various perfumes, deodorants etc that try to mask the original smell, but it always comes through eventually once the tongue boxing starts.
I rem_mber a friend once told me one lady had the aroma of old bus tickets??
So which one are you.
P.s. I know a lot of cocks probably stink too"
This probably hasn't done your chance of meets much good tbf |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Over my career of dishing out some outstanding head melting oral sex to a variety of dames...I've noticed how the smell varies, but mainly falls into 4 main areas..
Fishy (not good)
Natural (bit musky)
Acidic (not good)
Fresh laundry (the best!!)
There is also various perfumes, deodorants etc that try to mask the original smell, but it always comes through eventually once the tongue boxing starts.
I rem_mber a friend once told me one lady had the aroma of old bus tickets??
So which one are you.
P.s. I know a lot of cocks probably stink too
This probably hasn't done your chance of meets much good tbf "
Agreed. Very off putting of someone, these forum posts give a good indication of someone and how they are likely to act. |
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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago
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"Over my career of dishing out some outstanding head melting oral sex to a variety of dames...I've noticed how the smell varies, but mainly falls into 4 main areas..
Fishy (not good)
Natural (bit musky)
Acidic (not good)
Fresh laundry (the best!!)
There is also various perfumes, deodorants etc that try to mask the original smell, but it always comes through eventually once the tongue boxing starts.
I rem_mber a friend once told me one lady had the aroma of old bus tickets??
So which one are you.
P.s. I know a lot of cocks probably stink too
This probably hasn't done your chance of meets much good tbf "
Yea I would imagine he's plotting me on his smell chart while he's down there, not a turn on  |
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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago
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Never had an unpleasant one. As long as basic hygiene is followed like daily shower - no need for perfumes down there but they can be nice - the natural scent of an aroused female is bliss, getting hard just thinking about it ! |
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"Over my career of dishing out some outstanding head melting oral sex to a variety of dames...I've noticed how the smell varies, but mainly falls into 4 main areas..
Fishy (not good)
Natural (bit musky)
Acidic (not good)
Fresh laundry (the best!!)
There is also various perfumes, deodorants etc that try to mask the original smell, but it always comes through eventually once the tongue boxing starts.
I rem_mber a friend once told me one lady had the aroma of old bus tickets??
So which one are you.
P.s. I know a lot of cocks probably stink too"
If you like your vulvas to smell or taste like fresh laundry, wouldn't it be a lot easier to just suck on a towel?
I've noticed a fair variety of tastes and aromas over the years, but I can't say I've ever had one I objected to. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Over my career of dishing out some outstanding head melting oral sex to a variety of dames...I've noticed how the smell varies, but mainly falls into 4 main areas..
Fishy (not good)
Natural (bit musky)
Acidic (not good)
Fresh laundry (the best!!)
There is also various perfumes, deodorants etc that try to mask the original smell, but it always comes through eventually once the tongue boxing starts.
I rem_mber a friend once told me one lady had the aroma of old bus tickets??
So which one are you.
P.s. I know a lot of cocks probably stink too
This probably hasn't done your chance of meets much good tbf
Yea I would imagine he's plotting me on his smell chart while he's down there, not a turn on "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Over my career of dishing out some outstanding head melting oral sex to a variety of dames...I've noticed how the smell varies, but mainly falls into 4 main areas..
Fishy (not good)
Natural (bit musky)
Acidic (not good)
Fresh laundry (the best!!)
There is also various perfumes, deodorants etc that try to mask the original smell, but it always comes through eventually once the tongue boxing starts.
I rem_mber a friend once told me one lady had the aroma of old bus tickets??
So which one are you.
P.s. I know a lot of cocks probably stink too
This probably hasn't done your chance of meets much good tbf "
Don't you worry yourself about my meet requirements, not all men on here are desperately leaping through hoops to get a whiff of an old bus ticket..I'll wait as long as I have to if it means avoiding the old pungent posse..or should I say pungent pussy |
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By *onyMad123Couple
over a year ago
nottingham/ derby |
Food you eat can make you smell different, especially strong food, my other half is happy with me a bit over neurotic about being fresh, I ensure if I'm going out and about that for a few days avoid strong foods, stay well hydrated and loads of fruit in particular watermelon and pineapple keep it nice, ladies naturally smell different hormonally, at different stages of the cycle, believe it or not they are designed to give off pheromones, I'm very cautious what I wash with a certain well known brand if soap can leave a fishy smell. |
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if there's a fishy smell the lady has a problem, probably b.v.
Other than that no woman should ever feel that her natural smell is bad, I'm tired of women being told their genitals are bad things and should be hair free and odourless |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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As a bisexual woman who has given oral to many women, I cannot say you are acurate there. I think they either taste sweet, or of nothing, not had a bad experience, I get told I taste sweet and had guys down there for quite some time so can't be bad  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm ginger, I smell like piss  
Certain food can change the smell. Strong perfumes can cause BV and Thrush, the same as over washing and being too clean can cause thrush and BV too.
I smell different during different times of my cycle, so can't pin point what I actually smell like.
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"You've never actually put your mouth on a vagina, have you "
I think you're on to something.
Obsessing over women's smell seems to be quite an 'incel' kinda trait.
Most of us who have had sex realise humans have varying smells and tastes. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Faj's are just like cocks, some smell great, some have no real smell and a few do stink a bit but that's generally down to personal hygiene / time since shower etc.
Had plenty of the first 2 and thankfully not many of the last  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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And it’s comments like this that make me super paranoid about men going down there unless I’m fresh out of the shower, and by that I mean literally will go shower again even if I’ve showered an hour before.
In my local club it’s not uncommon for me to shower 5 or 6 times during an afternoon/evening. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And it’s comments like this that make me super paranoid about men going down there unless I’m fresh out of the shower, and by that I mean literally will go shower again even if I’ve showered an hour before.
In my local club it’s not uncommon for me to shower 5 or 6 times during an afternoon/evening. "
it's all down to what you eat and your diet, one thing to do is drink loads of water |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've came across several tastes and smells of pussy. Must admit that almost everyone I've tasted or smelt have been pleasant x but I rem_mber one time i was just about to lick one it smelt awful x when the girl asked me was i going to go down on her i said that i would rather go down on the titanic |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've came across several tastes and smells of pussy. Must admit that almost everyone I've tasted or smelt have been pleasant x but I rem_mber one time i was just about to lick one it smelt awful x when the girl asked me was i going to go down on her i said that i would rather go down on the titanic "
What a gent |
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"Over my career of dishing out some outstanding head melting oral sex to a variety of dames...I've noticed how the smell varies, but mainly falls into 4 main areas..
Fishy (not good)
Natural (bit musky)
Acidic (not good)
Fresh laundry (the best!!)
There is also various perfumes, deodorants etc that try to mask the original smell, but it always comes through eventually once the tongue boxing starts.
I rem_mber a friend once told me one lady had the aroma of old bus tickets??
So which one are you.
P.s. I know a lot of cocks probably stink too
This probably hasn't done your chance of meets much good tbf
Don't you worry yourself about my meet requirements, not all men on here are desperately leaping through hoops to get a whiff of an old bus ticket..I'll wait as long as I have to if it means avoiding the old pungent posse..or should I say pungent pussy"
What a charming individual. |
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By *m A FuckerMan
over a year ago
kingswood,surrey/leysdown kent |
"Over my career of dishing out some outstanding head melting oral sex to a variety of dames...I've noticed how the smell varies, but mainly falls into 4 main areas..
Fishy (not good)
Natural (bit musky)
Acidic (not good)
Fresh laundry (the best!!)lool
There is also various perfumes, deodorants etc that try to mask the original smell, but it always comes through eventually once the tongue boxing starts.
I rem_mber a friend once told me one lady had the aroma of old bus tickets??
So which one are you.
P.s. I know a lot of cocks probably stink too
This probably hasn't done your chance of meets much good tbf
Don't you worry yourself about my meet requirements, not all men on here are desperately leaping through hoops to get a whiff of an old bus ticket..I'll wait as long as I have to if it means avoiding the old pungent posse..or should I say pungent pussy
What a charming individual. "
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By *m A FuckerMan
over a year ago
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"I've came across several tastes and smells of pussy. Must admit that almost everyone I've tasted or smelt have been pleasant x but I rem_mber one time i was just about to lick one it smelt awful x when the girl asked me was i going to go down on her i said that i would rather go down on the titanic "
nothing than letting her down gently |
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"I've came across several tastes and smells of pussy. Must admit that almost everyone I've tasted or smelt have been pleasant x but I rem_mber one time i was just about to lick one it smelt awful x when the girl asked me was i going to go down on her i said that i would rather go down on the titanic "
Did it smell like bullshit..  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Every woman does smell and taste different but I'm yet to meet a woman who I haven't enjoyed.
Also why analyse anything? Just enjoy each other. Analysing just turns whatever your doing into some kind of experiment. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've came across several tastes and smells of pussy. Must admit that almost everyone I've tasted or smelt have been pleasant x but I rem_mber one time i was just about to lick one it smelt awful x when the girl asked me was i going to go down on her i said that i would rather go down on the titanic
Did it smell like bullshit.. "
Lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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These threads about vaginal smells do get lively. There was a more angry one few weeks ago with men and women arguing, was reading it on train to work that morning while other commuters were normal reading their papers. Good old Fab lol |
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"if it smells like Fish she has some sort of infection "
This isn't always correct. If I eat fish I know I smell of it down there the next day. I have discussed with a doctor and been told it how my body processes a certain protein.
I don't eat fish often and especially not if I have a meet arranged. |
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By *mberWoman
over a year ago
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What a bizarre statement OP. I hope to goodness I don't smell like persil!
Anyway, does smoking impact on the taste of a female. It does in men. I don't smoke but I'm interested in if you can tell if someone does. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"if it smells like Fish she has some sort of infection
This isn't always correct. If I eat fish I know I smell of it down there the next day. I have discussed with a doctor and been told it how my body processes a certain protein.
I don't eat fish often and especially not if I have a meet arranged."
My mom and sis are the same, I can't touch fish now, but never had their problem. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Although I know I didnt smell anyway (wash frequent and shared kisses after ) I have now been inspired to buy fruit juice whilst out, no such thing as tasting too good |
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By *onyMad123Couple
over a year ago
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Same here especially if cod, avoid fish pre outings apparantly partners says it doesn't I'm convinced if eat it I smell!!
Onions and garlic similarly, yet I'm fine with tuna and such like, also yes Willie's can smell!!!!
I guess many don't smell their own, ps has anyone ever left cum inside them and smelt yourself, guess any with kids will have!
My partner had snip but that can also make you smell if u fall asleep with it in, but nothing a decent shower doesn't remove, off to eat my water melon ??
So jizz smells, willies smell and noonies smell, but so long as well washed, can't understand how if you are smelly you can't smell yourself, I'm kinda well paranoid about being clean |
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By *atcoupleCouple
over a year ago
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"Same here especially if cod, avoid fish pre outings apparantly partners says it doesn't I'm convinced if eat it I smell!!
Onions and garlic similarly, yet I'm fine with tuna and such like, also yes Willie's can smell!!!!
I guess many don't smell their own, ps has anyone ever left cum inside them and smelt yourself, guess any with kids will have!
My partner had snip but that can also make you smell if u fall asleep with it in, but nothing a decent shower doesn't remove, off to eat my water melon ??
So jizz smells, willies smell and noonies smell, but so long as well washed, can't understand how if you are smelly you can't smell yourself, I'm kinda well paranoid about being clean"
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"What a bizarre statement OP. I hope to goodness I don't smell like persil!
Anyway, does smoking impact on the taste of a female. It does in men. I don't smoke but I'm interested in if you can tell if someone does."
Yes. Smoking does impact on the taste. The one smoker I’ve been down on was quite musty/smokey tasting. It wasn’t the most pleasant tbh. Also, you wouldn’t believe how bad it is after she’s had a condom in her! |
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By *mberWoman
over a year ago
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"What a bizarre statement OP. I hope to goodness I don't smell like persil!
Anyway, does smoking impact on the taste of a female. It does in men. I don't smoke but I'm interested in if you can tell if someone does.
Yes. Smoking does impact on the taste. The one smoker I’ve been down on was quite musty/smokey tasting. It wasn’t the most pleasant tbh. Also, you wouldn’t believe how bad it is after she’s had a condom in her! "
A different taste with a smoker/condom combo than non smoker/condom combo?
I'd never have even thought of that.
Sounds like a similar impact on the taste of men, smokers taste bitter, I'm not a fan at all. |
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"What a bizarre statement OP. I hope to goodness I don't smell like persil!
Anyway, does smoking impact on the taste of a female. It does in men. I don't smoke but I'm interested in if you can tell if someone does.
Yes. Smoking does impact on the taste. The one smoker I’ve been down on was quite musty/smokey tasting. It wasn’t the most pleasant tbh. Also, you wouldn’t believe how bad it is after she’s had a condom in her!
A different taste with a smoker/condom combo than non smoker/condom combo?
I'd never have even thought of that.
Sounds like a similar impact on the taste of men, smokers taste bitter, I'm not a fan at all."
Ah no, sorry! I just meant any woman after a condom. It’s like licking a balloon I’ve since discovered I’m allergic to latex so I doubt that helped either!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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If there’s a smell, it means that there’s bacteria and it has to be treated. Of course any individual has his own natural smell-which is normal. Fishy smell-means-go to check your self. Unfortunately NHS doesn’t check for full list of bacteria. My girlfriend goes mad and can’t relax in some situations because lots of men smell bad |
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"Over my career of dishing out some outstanding head melting oral sex to a variety of dames...I've noticed how the smell varies, but mainly falls into 4 main areas..
Fishy (not good)
Natural (bit musky)
Acidic (not good)
Fresh laundry (the best!!)
There is also various perfumes, deodorants etc that try to mask the original smell, but it always comes through eventually once the tongue boxing starts.
I rem_mber a friend once told me one lady had the aroma of old bus tickets??
So which one are you.
P.s. I know a lot of cocks probably stink too
This probably hasn't done your chance of meets much good tbf
Don't you worry yourself about my meet requirements, not all men on here are desperately leaping through hoops to get a whiff of an old bus ticket..I'll wait as long as I have to if it means avoiding the old pungent posse..or should I say pungent pussy"
Oh believe me we weren't worried. With charm like yours we don't doubt they'll be queuing for miles. |
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"Over my career of dishing out some outstanding head melting oral sex to a variety of dames...I've noticed how the smell varies, but mainly falls into 4 main areas..
Fishy (not good)
Natural (bit musky)
Acidic (not good)
Fresh laundry (the best!!)
There is also various perfumes, deodorants etc that try to mask the original smell, but it always comes through eventually once the tongue boxing starts.
I rem_mber a friend once told me one lady had the aroma of old bus tickets??
So which one are you.
P.s. I know a lot of cocks probably stink too
This probably hasn't done your chance of meets much good tbf
Don't you worry yourself about my meet requirements, not all men on here are desperately leaping through hoops to get a whiff of an old bus ticket..I'll wait as long as I have to if it means avoiding the old pungent posse..or should I say pungent pussy
What a charming individual. "
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By *mberWoman
over a year ago
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"What a bizarre statement OP. I hope to goodness I don't smell like persil!
Anyway, does smoking impact on the taste of a female. It does in men. I don't smoke but I'm interested in if you can tell if someone does.
Yes. Smoking does impact on the taste. The one smoker I’ve been down on was quite musty/smokey tasting. It wasn’t the most pleasant tbh. Also, you wouldn’t believe how bad it is after she’s had a condom in her!
A different taste with a smoker/condom combo than non smoker/condom combo?
I'd never have even thought of that.
Sounds like a similar impact on the taste of men, smokers taste bitter, I'm not a fan at all.
Ah no, sorry! I just meant any woman after a condom. It’s like licking a balloon I’ve since discovered I’m allergic to latex so I doubt that helped either!!! "
Ah agreed, latex tastes and smells rank on anyone. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The only time I've experienced a lady that smelled not quite right was when she had worked a 12 hour day in the middle of summer and I ran her a nice cool bath and took her a beer while she had a soak. |
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"Over my career of dishing out some outstanding head melting oral sex to a variety of dames...I've noticed how the smell varies, but mainly falls into 4 main areas..
Fishy (not good)
Natural (bit musky)
Acidic (not good)
Fresh laundry (the best!!)
There is also various perfumes, deodorants etc that try to mask the original smell, but it always comes through eventually once the tongue boxing starts.
I rem_mber a friend once told me one lady had the aroma of old bus tickets??
So which one are you.
P.s. I know a lot of cocks probably stink too"
I'll tell you what it won't ever smell of, your cock |
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I am fortunate enough to have a skin ph that doesn’t make me smell bad.. my cock or my armpits.. i love the variety of smells and tastes of ladies down there .. so far in my experiences i have not found a woman with such poor personal hygiene that put me off licking her??????? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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With some of those smells Op I bet you had a face like a dog licking piss off a nettle.
Yeah my fanny is like a badly packed kebab, and I have flaps like a gutted trout and it's definitely bigger than a hippos yawn, but my fanny definitely smells more like an old pub carpet, sticky and well trodden |
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