"You could say you bought them second hand? It’s kind to give a gift  she will be ever so pleased and grateful and you’ll get a shag 
Okay, I’ll try it, then again. "
anyway, you can always keep ‘em in reserve for a wank. |
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By *icentious OP Couple
over a year ago
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"You could say you bought them second hand? It’s kind to give a gift she will be ever so pleased and grateful and you’ll get a shag
Okay, I’ll try it, then again. anyway, you can always keep ‘em in reserve for a wank. "
Was going to tell her I found them at a dogging site, thoughts? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mm maybe not a great move if you want to keep you tackle intact 
Said the man who wears skirts in winter.
Ha ha true Scot as well non of your namby pamby stuff.
Sorry, that should have read kilts. "
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