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It's highly unlikely that semen could be cooked unless other ingredients were added due to its high water content. Meringue is egg white and sugar, if semen was whisked with sugar added I suspect the water would evaporate during cooking and leave a hard mess of burnt sugar.
So as appealing as it might be you wanna cook it you need other ingredients.
I will pass on anything made with added semen tnough, thanks all the same
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"It's highly unlikely that semen could be cooked unless other ingredients were added due to its high water content. Meringue is egg white and sugar, if semen was whisked with sugar added I suspect the water would evaporate during cooking and leave a hard mess of burnt sugar.
So as appealing as it might be you wanna cook it you need other ingredients.
I will pass on anything made with added semen tnough, thanks all the same
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Isn't egg white mainly water too? |
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"It's highly unlikely that semen could be cooked unless other ingredients were added due to its high water content. Meringue is egg white and sugar, if semen was whisked with sugar added I suspect the water would evaporate during cooking and leave a hard mess of burnt sugar.
So as appealing as it might be you wanna cook it you need other ingredients.
I will pass on anything made with added semen tnough, thanks all the same
Isn't egg white mainly water too?"
92% apparently but it's the other components that make it bind with sugar to make !meringue once the water's evaporated. I guess semen might have the same or similar ingredients, I am prepared to be proved wrong but there's no way I'm whisking up semen in my food processor to find out  |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
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"Just one of those wierd thoughts that crop up.Has anyone done anything with cum in a cooking way!?
Could it be made into meringue with sugar?"
I’m sorry but the thought of that just made me laugh my tits off! I mean I like my meringue stiff but that’s taking it a step too far |
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By *ady23Woman
over a year ago
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"Just one of those wierd thoughts that crop up.Has anyone done anything with cum in a cooking way!?
Could it be made into meringue with sugar?"
Some things are just simoly wrong. That's one of them |
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A friend of ours had her ex wank into a cake mix, one d*unken night.  They both ate it the next day. Couldn't taste it but she said it was a really horny experience
It's funny that most people are happy with the idea of it being chugged down fresh from the tap but the thought of preparing it in some way is revolting  |
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"A friend of ours had her ex wank into a cake mix, one d*unken night. They both ate it the next day. Couldn't taste it but she said it was a really horny experience
It's funny that most people are happy with the idea of it being chugged down fresh from the tap but the thought of preparing it in some way is revolting "
What, the actual, fuck....! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"There are books available on this subject, I sincerely hope they are parody cook books though. One of them is called "natural harvest". "
Seen that book, had a giggle at the amounts of semen needed for each recipe... Would need a group of guys cumming in a cooking pot! Like bukkake but Gordon Ramsay style haha |
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"Just in case anyone is interested I've just googled that it takes 57 ejaculations to fill a pint glass
Must be small cummers."
It's an average, if enough time between ejacs is allowed some can do it in 40 xx |
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"Just in case anyone is interested I've just googled that it takes 57 ejaculations to fill a pint glass
Must be small cummers.
It's an average, if enough time between ejacs is allowed some can do it in 40 xx "
Maybe a bit of edging could improve the average. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Wonder if anyone is actually going to cook or make something n try it?
Reads like they already have .
I've eaten a cum sandwich but don't know anyone that has actually cooked with it "
Suppose that's a kind of mayonnaise. |
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There's a cook book on amazon called natural harvest with excellent user reviews
It had some great recipes and the cakes went down a storm at the village fate |
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
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"Just in case anyone is interested I've just googled that it takes 57 ejaculations to fill a pint glass "
Would it not go stale or something before the pint pot was full!? 
Explain that one in the fridge if yer mum pops round for a brew |
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"Just in case anyone is interested I've just googled that it takes 57 ejaculations to fill a pint glass
Would it not go stale or something before the pint pot was full!?
Explain that one in the fridge if yer mum pops round for a brew "
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Drinking cum is called Gokkun, think I’ve spelled it right and think I’ve see that lady too. The freezing of it just allows it to be stored until there is a large enough quantity to drink. I think the name is of Japanese origin. |
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"Just in case anyone is interested I've just googled that it takes 57 ejaculations to fill a pint glass
Would it not go stale or something before the pint pot was full!?
Explain that one in the fridge if yer mum pops round for a brew "
Well I'm never attempted it personally but I suppose it'd be quicker if there were 57 separate men at the same time |
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
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"Just in case anyone is interested I've just googled that it takes 57 ejaculations to fill a pint glass
Would it not go stale or something before the pint pot was full!?
Explain that one in the fridge if yer mum pops round for a brew
Well I'm never attempted it personally but I suppose it'd be quicker if there were 57 separate men at the same time "
The latter sounds more fun to attempt (the men not the cum!) |
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"Just in case anyone is interested I've just googled that it takes 57 ejaculations to fill a pint glass
Would it not go stale or something before the pint pot was full!?
Explain that one in the fridge if yer mum pops round for a brew
Well I'm never attempted it personally but I suppose it'd be quicker if there were 57 separate men at the same time
The latter sounds more fun to attempt (the men not the cum!) "
Reads like a cum glass challenge haha. |
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"Just in case anyone is interested I've just googled that it takes 57 ejaculations to fill a pint glass "
The average ejaculation is supposed to be 10cc (it's what the band was named after).
A pint is 568cc hence 57 ejaculations. |
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"Just in case anyone is interested I've just googled that it takes 57 ejaculations to fill a pint glass
Would it not go stale or something before the pint pot was full!?
Explain that one in the fridge if yer mum pops round for a brew
Well I'm never attempted it personally but I suppose it'd be quicker if there were 57 separate men at the same time
The latter sounds more fun to attempt (the men not the cum!) "
I'll have a pint next time I'm in SX. I'm getting a little bored of gin and tonics |
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"Just in case anyone is interested I've just googled that it takes 57 ejaculations to fill a pint glass
Would it not go stale or something before the pint pot was full!?
Explain that one in the fridge if yer mum pops round for a brew
Well I'm never attempted it personally but I suppose it'd be quicker if there were 57 separate men at the same time
The latter sounds more fun to attempt (the men not the cum!)
I'll have a pint next time I'm in SX. I'm getting a little bored of gin and tonics "
I'll get on to arranging the guys to provide |
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"Just one of those wierd thoughts that crop up.Has anyone done anything with cum in a cooking way!?
Could it be made into meringue with sugar?"
Thing's like this get you sent to prison...
Saying that can not wait for Saturday Kitchen....
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"Just one of those wierd thoughts that crop up.Has anyone done anything with cum in a cooking way!?
Could it be made into meringue with sugar?
Thing's like this get you sent to prison...
Saying that can not wait for Saturday Kitchen....
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I believe Nigella Lawson is great at cooking with cum |
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
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"Just in case anyone is interested I've just googled that it takes 57 ejaculations to fill a pint glass
Would it not go stale or something before the pint pot was full!?
Explain that one in the fridge if yer mum pops round for a brew
Well I'm never attempted it personally but I suppose it'd be quicker if there were 57 separate men at the same time
The latter sounds more fun to attempt (the men not the cum!)
I'll have a pint next time I'm in SX. I'm getting a little bored of gin and tonics "
Plastic straw of course  |
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"Just in case anyone is interested I've just googled that it takes 57 ejaculations to fill a pint glass
Would it not go stale or something before the pint pot was full!?
Explain that one in the fridge if yer mum pops round for a brew
Well I'm never attempted it personally but I suppose it'd be quicker if there were 57 separate men at the same time
The latter sounds more fun to attempt (the men not the cum!)
I'll have a pint next time I'm in SX. I'm getting a little bored of gin and tonics
Plastic straw of course "
Oh yes of course! Wouldn't want to look ridiculous drinking a pint of cum any other way |
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
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"Just in case anyone is interested I've just googled that it takes 57 ejaculations to fill a pint glass
Would it not go stale or something before the pint pot was full!?
Explain that one in the fridge if yer mum pops round for a brew
Well I'm never attempted it personally but I suppose it'd be quicker if there were 57 separate men at the same time
The latter sounds more fun to attempt (the men not the cum!)
I'll have a pint next time I'm in SX. I'm getting a little bored of gin and tonics
Plastic straw of course
Oh yes of course! Wouldn't want to look ridiculous drinking a pint of cum any other way "
What you doing Sat 25th Jan? |
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"Just in case anyone is interested I've just googled that it takes 57 ejaculations to fill a pint glass
Would it not go stale or something before the pint pot was full!?
Explain that one in the fridge if yer mum pops round for a brew
Well I'm never attempted it personally but I suppose it'd be quicker if there were 57 separate men at the same time
The latter sounds more fun to attempt (the men not the cum!)
I'll have a pint next time I'm in SX. I'm getting a little bored of gin and tonics
Plastic straw of course
Oh yes of course! Wouldn't want to look ridiculous drinking a pint of cum any other way
What you doing Sat 25th Jan? "
Drinking a pint of cum through a straw at SX I think |
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
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"Just in case anyone is interested I've just googled that it takes 57 ejaculations to fill a pint glass
Would it not go stale or something before the pint pot was full!?
Explain that one in the fridge if yer mum pops round for a brew
Well I'm never attempted it personally but I suppose it'd be quicker if there were 57 separate men at the same time
The latter sounds more fun to attempt (the men not the cum!)
I'll have a pint next time I'm in SX. I'm getting a little bored of gin and tonics
Plastic straw of course
Oh yes of course! Wouldn't want to look ridiculous drinking a pint of cum any other way
What you doing Sat 25th Jan?
Drinking a pint of cum through a straw at SX I think "
I'll provide the pint pot, the straw and probably a few willing donors |
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"Just one of those wierd thoughts that crop up.Has anyone done anything with cum in a cooking way!?
Could it be made into meringue with sugar?"
Um, invest the grey matter more wisely, perhaps? |
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"Just in case anyone is interested I've just googled that it takes 57 ejaculations to fill a pint glass
Would it not go stale or something before the pint pot was full!?
Explain that one in the fridge if yer mum pops round for a brew
Well I'm never attempted it personally but I suppose it'd be quicker if there were 57 separate men at the same time
The latter sounds more fun to attempt (the men not the cum!)
I'll have a pint next time I'm in SX. I'm getting a little bored of gin and tonics
Plastic straw of course
Oh yes of course! Wouldn't want to look ridiculous drinking a pint of cum any other way
What you doing Sat 25th Jan?
Drinking a pint of cum through a straw at SX I think
I'll provide the pint pot, the straw and probably a few willing donors "
Hey, how did this escalate lol, all I did was to explain how many cum loads make a pint |
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
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"Just in case anyone is interested I've just googled that it takes 57 ejaculations to fill a pint glass
Would it not go stale or something before the pint pot was full!?
Explain that one in the fridge if yer mum pops round for a brew
Well I'm never attempted it personally but I suppose it'd be quicker if there were 57 separate men at the same time
The latter sounds more fun to attempt (the men not the cum!)
I'll have a pint next time I'm in SX. I'm getting a little bored of gin and tonics
Plastic straw of course
Oh yes of course! Wouldn't want to look ridiculous drinking a pint of cum any other way
What you doing Sat 25th Jan?
Drinking a pint of cum through a straw at SX I think
I'll provide the pint pot, the straw and probably a few willing donors
Hey, how did this escalate lol, all I did was to explain how many cum loads make a pint "
I dunno but I'll see you next Saturday! |
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Not cooking, but when i found out my now ex wife was cheating on me I made sure her salad boxes for work contained an extra ingredient added to the mayo or salad cream. Serves her right. Revenge was always a dish best served cold lol. As far as I know she never twigged! More swallowed in 6 months than the previous 20 odd years of wedlock..... |
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"Not cooking, but when i found out my now ex wife was cheating on me I made sure her salad boxes for work contained an extra ingredient added to the mayo or salad cream. Serves her right. Revenge was always a dish best served cold lol. As far as I know she never twigged! More swallowed in 6 months than the previous 20 odd years of wedlock..... "
Wow six months worth,that's dedication |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Never cooked with it but yes have drank large amounts that has been frozen for me x
Assume the comments above alluring to a female that does could well be me "
I'm guessing you're the best person in a position to make meringues |
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. I think it's gross lol
