"I was a window cleaner for five years, and i will admit that about 10 of my customers tried it on,one even asked me to come in for some indoor action.
But it was quite rare lol"
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My window cleaner insisted on telling me about his vasectomy and the size his bollocks had swollen to. If I'd had any inclination to shag him before than, and believe me I had ZERO, it would have put paid to it.  |
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Nope not a myth.... super rare but you would be surprised what people offer in terms of payment for services rendered:
I’ve been offered puppies, a microwave and an iPad.
I didn’t accept any of them, instead just said don’t worry about it. |
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Well I did mobile valeting for a few years and had two customers flirt with me and one of them basically said I could fuck her but I was trying to start the business at the time and didn’t wanna get a reputation like that. |
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The bloke who usually comes to sort out any heating problems at my place looks like Sideshow Bob, his feet are smaller but it's still not meltin my butter |
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I’m a plumber. I have been lucky and Fuck some of my customers. One lady call me back 3 time for silly thing and on the third time she said I have not got the money to pay, at the Sam Time trying to get my cock out of my pants.  |
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"I’m a plumber. I have been lucky and Fuck some of my customers. One lady call me back 3 time for silly thing and on the third time she said I have not got the money to pay, at the Sam Time trying to get my cock out of my pants. "
One lady asked if you paid me extra would I work naked. |
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"Its abit of a myth.
However,
Caught a fair few bean flickers on our window cleaning round 
You and George Formby could have compared notes  "
No idea
Enlighten me?  |
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"Its abit of a myth.
However,
Caught a fair few bean flickers on our window cleaning round
You and George Formby could have compared notes
No idea
Enlighten me? "
Giggle, I should have checked your age  doesn't matter, hun 
God, I feel old |
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"I’m a plumber. I have been lucky and Fuck some of my customers. One lady call me back 3 time for silly thing and on the third time she said I have not got the money to pay, at the Sam Time trying to get my cock out of my pants. "
hope you took her to small claims court |
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"I’m a plumber. I have been lucky and Fuck some of my customers. One lady call me back 3 time for silly thing and on the third time she said I have not got the money to pay, at the Sam Time trying to get my cock out of my pants. hope you took her to small claims court"
I gave her a mouth full and the invoice |
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"Its abit of a myth.
However,
Caught a fair few bean flickers on our window cleaning round
You and George Formby could have compared notes
No idea
Enlighten me?
Giggle, I should have checked your age doesn't matter, hun
God, I feel old "
Not that old, I got it |
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