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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"One person's perfect may be another's badly stuffed kebab, kinda subjective. A better description may be required"
Well if your vagina resembles a chicken kebab, please keep it in the box and to yourself. I thank you.  |
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"I'll say hi but I'm not sure if I have the perfect pussy?? But I'm kind happy with it  "
I wouldn't say mine is either but I like it and it gives myself, Cheese and others a lot of pleasure! My bush is growing nicely for Januhairy too  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Women with perfect pussy's say hi. X"
What does a "perfect pussy" look like? They all look different and that's normal. Aren't they all perfect because they're just how they're supposed to be? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Im biased but have to recommend gabriella. The picture with the clit clamp shows her off the best. "
Definitely you should open up a stall a charge people to view that vagina. Its a designer |
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"Women with perfect pussy's say hi. X
What does a "perfect pussy" look like? They all look different and that's normal. Aren't they all perfect because they're just how they're supposed to be?"
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"Women with perfect pussy's say hi. X
What does a "perfect pussy" look like? They all look different and that's normal. Aren't they all perfect because they're just how they're supposed to be?
True "
Just one more bit of me to worry about not being 'perfect' 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A lot of things come into play because women go through all kinds of changes including being pregnant and having a few kids changes the appearance and shape and look too so all depends no such thing as a perfect pussy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A lot of things come into play because women go through all kinds of changes including being pregnant and having a few kids changes the appearance and shape and look too so all depends no such thing as a perfect pussy "
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By *eordiesCouple
over a year ago
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Not going to rate one pussy above another but as no-one has defined the "perfect" pussy, let me describe one I "come across" occasionally and see how many agree with my description of it as being "desirable" (before anyone sets off to look at it on our profile, we don't have pussy close ups on display). I may say that most people, male and female, that have seen it tend to agree.
First off, it is Straightforward. No mass of crinkly folds hiding everything. A large clit, easy to find and very responsive.
Outer lips, well padded, and just inside are medium sized inner lips which sometimes peak out and sometimes don't.
Very tight inside and grips like a dream.
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"One person's perfect may be another's badly stuffed kebab, kinda subjective. A better description may be required"
you see, now i'm just waiting for a pic to turn up with a couple of slices of cucumber and tomato and some manky lettuce sticking out, covered in mint raita....
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By *eordiesCouple
over a year ago
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"One person's perfect may be another's badly stuffed kebab, kinda subjective. A better description may be required
you see, now i'm just waiting for a pic to turn up with a couple of slices of cucumber and tomato and some manky lettuce sticking out, covered in mint raita....
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A Saturday night down the Bigg Market, sure you'd see a couple like that. |
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Aren’t they all perfect?
It’s not exactly something that we could change if you decided it wasn’t to your standards of perfect’
Phrases like ‘badly packed kebab’ are the reason why labiaplasty exists 
Women are actually cutting off their labia because men have made us ashamed of our own anatomy ffs.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Aren’t they all perfect?
It’s not exactly something that we could change if you decided it wasn’t to your standards of perfect’
Phrases like ‘badly packed kebab’ are the reason why labiaplasty exists
Women are actually cutting off their labia because men have made us ashamed of our own anatomy ffs.
Sassy "
What about boobs, lips etc, are they not also operated on to ultimately please the opposite sex? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Aren’t they all perfect?
It’s not exactly something that we could change if you decided it wasn’t to your standards of perfect’
Phrases like ‘badly packed kebab’ are the reason why labiaplasty exists
Women are actually cutting off their labia because men have made us ashamed of our own anatomy ffs.
Sassy "
This!
I considered a labiaplasty not too long ago. Before I decided that it's my body and I'll accept it the way it is. It's up to other people if they like it or not, but I'm not about to chop bits of myself off to please them. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Aren’t they all perfect?
It’s not exactly something that we could change if you decided it wasn’t to your standards of perfect’
Phrases like ‘badly packed kebab’ are the reason why labiaplasty exists
Women are actually cutting off their labia because men have made us ashamed of our own anatomy ffs.
Sassy "
I've never heard that term until I came on fab.
I thought they're called butterfly wings, and I find them attractive personally |
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"Aren’t they all perfect?
It’s not exactly something that we could change if you decided it wasn’t to your standards of perfect’
Phrases like ‘badly packed kebab’ are the reason why labiaplasty exists
Women are actually cutting off their labia because men have made us ashamed of our own anatomy ffs.
Sassy
I've never heard that term until I came on fab.
I thought they're called butterfly wings, and I find them attractive personally "
That’s probably the sweetest thing ever! |
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"Aren’t they all perfect?
It’s not exactly something that we could change if you decided it wasn’t to your standards of perfect’
Phrases like ‘badly packed kebab’ are the reason why labiaplasty exists
Women are actually cutting off their labia because men have made us ashamed of our own anatomy ffs.
Sassy
What about boobs, lips etc, are they not also operated on to ultimately please the opposite sex? "
Yep. Them too, but this was specifically about vulvas so was just using that particular surgery as an example |
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"Aren’t they all perfect?
It’s not exactly something that we could change if you decided it wasn’t to your standards of perfect’
Phrases like ‘badly packed kebab’ are the reason why labiaplasty exists
Women are actually cutting off their labia because men have made us ashamed of our own anatomy ffs.
Sassy
This!
I considered a labiaplasty not too long ago. Before I decided that it's my body and I'll accept it the way it is. It's up to other people if they like it or not, but I'm not about to chop bits of myself off to please them."
This, after a couple of evil comments from someone who didnt deserve what he got. Still won't send pictures or share, havent had any complaints since but one of many parts of me I am unhappy with and frustrated by my inability to just accept it is me and it is beautiful.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Another way to shame women "
Why's that? Don't you get torso, Tuesday from us? Or who's got biggest cock, or best bum. Best legs. It's only offensive or shameful, if you allow yourself to be offended or shamed by it. It's like the old dilemma of why students wear school uniforms, so the less fortunate don't get singled out, if we wernt taught to love the latest things or follow the latest trends. the best branded clothing there wouldent be a devide in the first place. But then that's how economy's are build. I'd say it's light hearted fun. Nothing to take to heart or feel terrible about, some people have bigger cock then me, or a thicker one, better body, prettier face. You just gotta learn to live with life and be happy. And not pick faults with it. In a lot of cases you're lituraly as happy as you decide to be. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Another way to shame women
Why's that? Don't you get torso, Tuesday from us? Or who's got biggest cock, or best bum. Best legs. It's only offensive or shameful, if you allow yourself to be offended or shamed by it. It's like the old dilemma of why students wear school uniforms, so the less fortunate don't get singled out, if we wernt taught to love the latest things or follow the latest trends. the best branded clothing there wouldent be a devide in the first place. But then that's how economy's are build. I'd say it's light hearted fun. Nothing to take to heart or feel terrible about, some people have bigger cock then me, or a thicker one, better body, prettier face. You just gotta learn to live with life and be happy. And not pick faults with it. In a lot of cases you're lituraly as happy as you decide to be. "
And even then, what's someone regards is perfect, the other will think it looks like it's had a grenade up there and left to detonate. But don't most woman say penises arnt attractive and not to send pics of them. That is body shaming? |
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"Another way to shame women
Why's that? Don't you get torso, Tuesday from us? Or who's got biggest cock, or best bum. Best legs. It's only offensive or shameful, if you allow yourself to be offended or shamed by it. It's like the old dilemma of why students wear school uniforms, so the less fortunate don't get singled out, if we wernt taught to love the latest things or follow the latest trends. the best branded clothing there wouldent be a devide in the first place. But then that's how economy's are build. I'd say it's light hearted fun. Nothing to take to heart or feel terrible about, some people have bigger cock then me, or a thicker one, better body, prettier face. You just gotta learn to live with life and be happy. And not pick faults with it. In a lot of cases you're lituraly as happy as you decide to be. "
It’s because you literally cannot change the appearance of your vulva, without very expensive surgery, so to label vulvas with certain aesthetics as ‘perfect’ is unfair and most definitely damaging to some women.
Men (and women) can be extremely cruel and mocking when it comes to other woman’s genitals with these sort of threads.
Live with it and be happy is a pretty naive, and lazy, response tbh. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Another way to shame women
Why's that? Don't you get torso, Tuesday from us? Or who's got biggest cock, or best bum. Best legs. It's only offensive or shameful, if you allow yourself to be offended or shamed by it. It's like the old dilemma of why students wear school uniforms, so the less fortunate don't get singled out, if we wernt taught to love the latest things or follow the latest trends. the best branded clothing there wouldent be a devide in the first place. But then that's how economy's are build. I'd say it's light hearted fun. Nothing to take to heart or feel terrible about, some people have bigger cock then me, or a thicker one, better body, prettier face. You just gotta learn to live with life and be happy. And not pick faults with it. In a lot of cases you're lituraly as happy as you decide to be.
It’s because you literally cannot change the appearance of your vulva, without very expensive surgery, so to label vulvas with certain aesthetics as ‘perfect’ is unfair and most definitely damaging to some women.
Men (and women) can be extremely cruel and mocking when it comes to other woman’s genitals with these sort of threads.
Live with it and be happy is a pretty naive, and lazy, response tbh. "
Iv seen some very extended vulva and wanted nothing more then to suck lick and play with them intentivly. A perfect pussy is not always the designer vagina. Neat and tucked away. Beauty is so so. subjective. And in the eyes of the beholder |
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"Snowflakes r us ffs everyones a victim these days. "
It’s not about being a ‘snowflake’ or a victim, it’s just common sense to not be a dick about a part of a woman’s body that they cannot change.
And it goes both ways, gender wise.
How would a thread mocking ‘ugly cocks’ go down? Men can’t change the appearance, shape or length so why would we mock them?
I suppose calling out shitty comments makes me a snowflake, I’m good with that though |
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"Snowflakes r us ffs everyones a victim these days.
It’s not about being a ‘snowflake’ or a victim, it’s just common sense to not be a dick about a part of a woman’s body that they cannot change.
And it goes both ways, gender wise.
How would a thread mocking ‘ugly cocks’ go down? Men can’t change the appearance, shape or length so why would we mock them?
I suppose calling out shitty comments makes me a snowflake, I’m good with that though "
Guess it's getting colder where I am too...
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"Snowflakes r us ffs everyones a victim these days.
It’s not about being a ‘snowflake’ or a victim, it’s just common sense to not be a dick about a part of a woman’s body that they cannot change.
And it goes both ways, gender wise.
How would a thread mocking ‘ugly cocks’ go down? Men can’t change the appearance, shape or length so why would we mock them?
I suppose calling out shitty comments makes me a snowflake, I’m good with that though
Guess it's getting colder where I am too...
Mrs x"
It’s okay, we can snuggle up together to keep warm  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not going to rate one pussy above another but as no-one has defined the "perfect" pussy, let me describe one I "come across" occasionally and see how many agree with my description of it as being "desirable" (before anyone sets off to look at it on our profile, we don't have pussy close ups on display). I may say that most people, male and female, that have seen it tend to agree.
First off, it is Straightforward. No mass of crinkly folds hiding everything. A large clit, easy to find and very responsive.
Outer lips, well padded, and just inside are medium sized inner lips which sometimes peak out and sometimes don't.
Very tight inside and grips like a dream.
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Ffs heard it all now!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Snowflakes r us ffs everyones a victim these days.
It’s not about being a ‘snowflake’ or a victim, it’s just common sense to not be a dick about a part of a woman’s body that they cannot change.
And it goes both ways, gender wise.
How would a thread mocking ‘ugly cocks’ go down? Men can’t change the appearance, shape or length so why would we mock them?
I suppose calling out shitty comments makes me a snowflake, I’m good with that though "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Snowflakes r us ffs everyones a victim these days.
It’s not about being a ‘snowflake’ or a victim, it’s just common sense to not be a dick about a part of a woman’s body that they cannot change.
And it goes both ways, gender wise.
How would a thread mocking ‘ugly cocks’ go down? Men can’t change the appearance, shape or length so why would we mock them?
I suppose calling out shitty comments makes me a snowflake, I’m good with that though "
Ohhhh someone's angry must be all the sheep. |
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"Snowflakes r us ffs everyones a victim these days.
It’s not about being a ‘snowflake’ or a victim, it’s just common sense to not be a dick about a part of a woman’s body that they cannot change.
And it goes both ways, gender wise.
How would a thread mocking ‘ugly cocks’ go down? Men can’t change the appearance, shape or length so why would we mock them?
I suppose calling out shitty comments makes me a snowflake, I’m good with that though
Guess it's getting colder where I am too...
Mrs x
It’s okay, we can snuggle up together to keep warm "
Sounds like a perfect plan to me  |
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"Snowflakes r us ffs everyones a victim these days.
It’s not about being a ‘snowflake’ or a victim, it’s just common sense to not be a dick about a part of a woman’s body that they cannot change.
And it goes both ways, gender wise.
How would a thread mocking ‘ugly cocks’ go down? Men can’t change the appearance, shape or length so why would we mock them?
I suppose calling out shitty comments makes me a snowflake, I’m good with that though
Ohhhh someone's angry must be all the sheep. "
Not angry at all, just have an opinion |
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By (user no longer on site)
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You know whats funny there is a thread with a female forum user talking about hanging fannys in the chat rooms and everyone laughs. A man mentions the look of a vagina and every gets all Ed Miliband in here |
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"You know whats funny there is a thread with a female forum user talking about hanging fannys in the chat rooms and everyone laughs. A man mentions the look of a vagina and every gets all Ed Miliband in here"
She’s a bit of a dick too then |
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"You know whats funny there is a thread with a female forum user talking about hanging fannys in the chat rooms and everyone laughs. A man mentions the look of a vagina and every gets all Ed Miliband in here"
yep trust the bloody Welsh to spoil the party.  |
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"You know whats funny there is a thread with a female forum user talking about hanging fannys in the chat rooms and everyone laughs. A man mentions the look of a vagina and every gets all Ed Miliband in here
yep trust the bloody Welsh to spoil the party. "
Aye, we’re boring af, we are |
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I'd say what makes a perfect pussy (or perfect penis) is the person that it belongs to. They are all different, & what one person thinks is perfect another might not find attractive.
Human bodies are amazing things & come in all different shapes, sizes and colours. None are better than the others.
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"You know whats funny there is a thread with a female forum user talking about hanging fannys in the chat rooms and everyone laughs. A man mentions the look of a vagina and every gets all Ed Miliband in here
yep trust the bloody Welsh to spoil the party.
Aye, we’re boring af, we are "
Yer you slag people off, call them dicks then block them. Hilarious |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd say what makes a perfect pussy (or perfect penis) is the person that it belongs to. They are all different, & what one person thinks is perfect another might not find attractive.
Human bodies are amazing things & come in all different shapes, sizes and colours. None are better than the others.
Kx"
Well said! |
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"You know whats funny there is a thread with a female forum user talking about hanging fannys in the chat rooms and everyone laughs. A man mentions the look of a vagina and every gets all Ed Miliband in here
yep trust the bloody Welsh to spoil the party.
Aye, we’re boring af, we are
Yer you slag people off, call them dicks then block them. Hilarious"
You boys kicking off more of a stink then when Donald Trump killed general solimani. Good job. Bravo. Bravo |
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By (user no longer on site)
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What would you guys rate as a perfect pussy. Hubby goes on tightness and neat lips. What are your views. As there are so many shapes and looks. But being a a girl they all beautiful.??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have the perfect pussy. My kids called her puss in boots. She's friends. Her hair is soft. Her nails are not to sharp. She doesn't smell to bad either. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Women with perfect pussy's say hi. X"
I'm just waiting for you to, go through every individual profile that has posted on the thread and simply yay or nay each one of them |
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"I have the perfect pussy. My kids called her puss in boots. She's friends. Her hair is soft. Her nails are not to sharp. She doesn't smell to bad either."
For the record you can ney this one, I've seen her friends pics |
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"You know whats funny there is a thread with a female forum user talking about hanging fannys in the chat rooms and everyone laughs. A man mentions the look of a vagina and every gets all Ed Miliband in here
yep trust the bloody Welsh to spoil the party.
Aye, we’re boring af, we are
Yer you slag people off, call them dicks then block them. Hilarious"
I’ve not blocked anyone?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fucking state of this thread.
Imagine being juvenile enough to rate the looks of someone’s genitals.
It’s all bollocks anyway no-one would turn down sex if they saw a fanny they didn’t find aesthetically pleasing.
It’s like buying a cd and deciding it’s shit because you don’t like the cover art |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fucking state of this thread.
Imagine being juvenile enough to rate the looks of someone’s genitals.
It’s all bollocks anyway no-one would turn down sex if they saw a fanny they didn’t find aesthetically pleasing.
It’s like buying a cd and deciding it’s shit because you don’t like the cover art"
We all know, and are aware of this, some people just choose to get upset by something they decide they can hold over people. This thread is halarious!! |
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"Fucking state of this thread.
Imagine being juvenile enough to rate the looks of someone’s genitals.
It’s all bollocks anyway no-one would turn down sex if they saw a fanny they didn’t find aesthetically pleasing.
It’s like buying a cd and deciding it’s shit because you don’t like the cover art"
Yassssssssss |
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By (user no longer on site)
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There is a camel toe thread on, can someone please decide they find the term camel toe very upsetting because they can probably shouldn't and don't need to. |
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"There is a camel toe thread on, can someone please decide they find the term camel toe very upsetting because they can probably shouldn't and don't need to. "
Vagina jokes aren’t funny PERIOD, ow well time to go inside excuse the pun |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"There is a camel toe thread on, can someone please decide they find the term camel toe very upsetting because they can probably shouldn't and don't need to.
Vagina jokes aren’t funny PERIOD, ow well time to go inside excuse the pun"
Have you read any of my comments from this thread? |
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"Fucking state of this thread.
Imagine being juvenile enough to rate the looks of someone’s genitals.
It’s all bollocks anyway no-one would turn down sex if they saw a fanny they didn’t find aesthetically pleasing.
It’s like buying a cd and deciding it’s shit because you don’t like the cover art"
Just shows how shallow some people really are!! |
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"Snowflakes r us ffs everyones a victim these days.
It’s not about being a ‘snowflake’ or a victim, it’s just common sense to not be a dick about a part of a woman’s body that they cannot change.
And it goes both ways, gender wise.
How would a thread mocking ‘ugly cocks’ go down? Men can’t change the appearance, shape or length so why would we mock them?
I suppose calling out shitty comments makes me a snowflake, I’m good with that though
Ohhhh someone's angry must be all the sheep.
Not angry at all, just have an opinion "
You're not allowed |
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"Fucking state of this thread.
Imagine being juvenile enough to rate the looks of someone’s genitals.
It’s all bollocks anyway no-one would turn down sex if they saw a fanny they didn’t find aesthetically pleasing.
It’s like buying a cd and deciding it’s shit because you don’t like the cover art"
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