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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"mine either shaven or trimmed very close, depends on my mood, i could never have the natural look as i am very VERY hairy and noone would come anywhere near me if i left it  "
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Reading this post reminds me of this:
A young boy came into the shower room while his mum and dad are sharing an intimate shower together.
Young boy says to his mum, "Mummy, what are these?" while pointing to her breasts.
"They are headlights." says his mum.
He then points at the region between her legs, and asks, "What is that, mummy?"
To which she replies, "It is a bush, my son."
He then points at his father's rather proud member, and asks, "What is that, daddy?"
To which he replies, "It is a snake, my little one. Now off you go back to watch TV."
So off he goes to watch TV while his parents lock the bathroom door after him.
Later that evening, there is a thunderstorm, and the little boy is scared, so he runs into his parents' bedroom for comfort.
He opens the door, and then shouts:
"Mummy mummy, quick, turn on the headlights, there is snake in the bush!"
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*cReEpS rOUnD cRypT * -l-
