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By *exfordMan
over a year ago
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"Buying a lime green clothes airer in Dunelm fills you with glee...  "
You click on a thread only to forget what the thread was about Anyway, I'd say it's about 34 degrees C in Dubai at the moment. Hope this helps and have a great time!!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Youre outside the age range of most profiles you look at on here"
Surely not!!! You’re certainly not outside of my age range. Just a shame you’re so far away.
Perhaps you know you’re getting old when you are interested in people who think they are getting old?!? 
Anna xxx |
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I was watching the news the other day and wondered why a woman had painted a second set of eyebrows onto her forehead. Wondered if it was some fashion statement I'd missed.
Then later, there it was again on another woman.
It wasn't until I put my specs on that I worked it out  |
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When you groan when you get up from the sofa
When you see young woman out in town and think "she needs a coat on or she'll get a chill"
When you look forward to naps
When you prefer a bar/pub where you can have a conversation |
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"Your eldest kid says..
"Dad isnt it weird to think ill be 18 in less than 2 years!"
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Even worse when your eldest is over 18 and you have to be mindful of bumping into their friends whenever you go out so need to be on best behaviour!
Lou x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Your eldest kid says..
"Dad isnt it weird to think ill be 18 in less than 2 years!"
Even worse when your eldest is over 18 and you have to be mindful of bumping into their friends whenever you go out so need to be on best behaviour!
Lou x "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When you groan when you get up from the sofa
When you see young woman out in town and think "she needs a coat on or she'll get a chill"
When you look forward to naps
When you prefer a bar/pub where you can have a conversation "
This is so right on the button! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"...when you see police officers and school teachers that look about 15!"
And when picking up the kids from school you realise you are the only one picking up Grandchildren |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Buying a lime green clothes airer in Dunelm fills you with glee...
When half the guys under 35 on fab want to fuck you just because you're a "mature woman""
Lovin this thread |
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"When you groan when you get up from the sofa
When you see young woman out in town and think "she needs a coat on or she'll get a chill"
When you look forward to naps
When you prefer a bar/pub where you can have a conversation "
Jesus I'm old at 27  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Buying a lime green clothes airer in Dunelm fills you with glee...
When half the guys under 35 on fab want to fuck you just because you're a "mature woman""
But we Love a mature women |
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By *itnkatCouple
over a year ago
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"When you groan when you get up from the sofa
Omg yep that's us and it's the rating 20s tomorrow
When you see young woman out in town and think "she needs a coat on or she'll get a chill"
When you look forward to naps
When you prefer a bar/pub where you can have a conversation "
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"When you groan when you get up from the sofa
When you see young woman out in town and think "she needs a coat on or she'll get a chill"
When you look forward to naps
When you prefer a bar/pub where you can have a conversation "
Naps are the best |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When your in PJ's by 9pm on NYE and REALLY happy about it.
When your doctor, dentist ,police etc .. look like they're about 14
When every time you bend down to pick something up you cant do it in silence  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When your delight at a hot summer's day is because it makes drying your laundry easier.
Are you my mum??  "
We were planning on telling you when you're older. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Buying a lime green clothes airer in Dunelm fills you with glee...
You click on a thread only to forget what the thread was about Anyway, I'd say it's about 34 degrees C in Dubai at the moment. Hope this helps and have a great time!!!!!"
You're broadcasting 34° heat on a thread where the thought of the upcoming menopause may be quite common.
Tact man, tact!
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"Your eldest kid says..
"Dad isnt it weird to think ill be 18 in less than 2 years!"
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When your youngest just turned 18, you needed to increase the font size on here to read the thread and you really wanted to know what was wrong with that woman's eyebrows.
I'm 43! |
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"When your delight at a hot summer's day is because it makes drying your laundry easier.
Are you my mum??
We were planning on telling you when you're older."
Always wondered why I look nothing like my parents. All starting to make sense now! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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".... you're constantly asked to be mother in mother/son role play. Mind you I should be thankful it's not Grandma yet I suppose...  "
Tbf though this roleplay would suit down to the ground a man 20 years your junior, which given your preferences is rather win-win for you!
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"Buying a lime green clothes airer in Dunelm fills you with glee... "
You think that’s bad?
Our toilet seat got damaged over Xmas and I spent at least 2 hours reading screwfix reviews before I went and bought a new one. I fitted it, tried it out and then stood there proudly opening and shutting the soft close lid, so pleased with myself |
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"Buying a lime green clothes airer in Dunelm fills you with glee...
You think that’s bad?
Our toilet seat got damaged over Xmas and I spent at least 2 hours reading screwfix reviews before I went and bought a new one. I fitted it, tried it out and then stood there proudly opening and shutting the soft close lid, so pleased with myself "
Hahaha I like your style
A robust toilet seat is a thing of joy |
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"Buying a lime green clothes airer in Dunelm fills you with glee...
You think that’s bad?
Our toilet seat got damaged over Xmas and I spent at least 2 hours reading screwfix reviews before I went and bought a new one. I fitted it, tried it out and then stood there proudly opening and shutting the soft close lid, so pleased with myself "
I did something similar on my toilet lid. |
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