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Most overused cliche on fab
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I hate it when I read on a profile the words 'we/I don't bite much, unless you ask'
So unoriginal!!! |
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Have a look at the end of our profile. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Husband is 110% straight"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Minty fresh  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The phrase, "Happy fabbing."
-Which I am guilty of myself..  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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100% genuine |
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Just ask. The only 2 words on a profile x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Message me for interests usually means "I never read messages" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Been here before so know the score |
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"Have a look at the end of our profile. "
That’s not one of them. We have a list of them |
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"Have a look at the end of our profile. "
I think you've covered quite a lot there, brilliant! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Popcorn |
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Professional. Really? So you get paid too, cool bananas.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The lifestyle" |
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You are stunning, best on fab, obviously copy and pasted and sent to 100 people a day |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Will fill this in later |
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Put "blah blah" in the message title to show you've read the profile x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Love to give oral for hours... |
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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago
Hillside desolate |
Veris starting "well what can I say about this one..." |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have a look at the end of our profile. "
So glad I decided to be more original |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Put "blah blah" in the message title to show you've read the profile x"
Bugger beat me to it, by 2 minutes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Veris starting "well what can I say about this one..." "
Is that why we can't read yours  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Love to give oral for hours..."
I call BS, tongue muscle strain is real sit on my face and I'll prove it. |
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Been here before, know how it works. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We're all here for the same thing. |
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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago
West Wales and Cardiff |
“Lost Sock is a Welsh sex-god with an appendage that has to be seen to be believed”.
Tiresome.
As is “treat her with respect”. Glad you reminded me of that one mate - I’d have left her in a lay-by on the A47 in the pitch black otherwise. |
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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago
Hillside desolate |
"Veris starting "well what can I say about this one..."
Is that why we can't read yours "
Nope  |
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To Sydney university.....
You have published my friend....its out there anyone can use it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"not looking to shag the whole site"
"young, dumb and full of cum"
"no men plz I'm 100% str8"
"looking for a regular" (regular what?! It's sex, not a dental checkup, just say you want a fwb) |
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"my wife is very bi" oh ok so we are having a chart now are we? A simmering all the way up to a rolling boil of bi-ness lol. Oh dear me darling she either wants to do me or she doesn't lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Single. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Discretion a must= married/not single |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No pic no reply
When they have zero pics on their profile |
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Can’t send face pics because of my job or you just have a face like a welders bench |
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By *m A FuckerMan
over a year ago
kingswood,surrey/leysdown kent |
cant travel..cant accomadate |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Verified on another site.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not looking to sleep with the whole site is a classic |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Most be hung. Are we talking about 6 or like 9. Just tell us a what size you want.
I also hate when someone say clean. I like will done you take shower lol |
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By *m A FuckerMan
over a year ago
kingswood,surrey/leysdown kent |
"Not looking to sleep with the whole site is a classic"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Put "blah blah" in the message title to show you've read the profile x"
Damn I'm guilt of that one |
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Home alone. I have Mrs permission to play alone. |
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"Straight.
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Haha very fab straight ! |
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We are a straight couple , only male half playing at the moment. Looking to meet men haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Have a fuck buddy who can join us... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm actually *insert real age* not *insert fake age they changed it to to try and get around message filters* I don't know why it's not letting me change it!"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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“I am a straight man and I am looking to meet women”
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Genuine Alpha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Face pic with message first or u wont get a reply"
fuck off u pic hoarder |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"can't meet at the drop of a hat"
There's nothing really wrong with that, I just seem to read that particular phrase all the time. |
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By *hav02Man
over a year ago
Glasgow/London |
"been here before"
"If you've read this far"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Treat him/her with the respect they deserve"
"don't miss out on this one"
"I wanna(sic) keep this one all to myself"
"been here before, know the score"
Etc etc!  |
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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago
Ho Chi Minge City |
Seeks men, women, couples, TV/TS aged 18-99...
Because we all like a fit, tight 18yr old body one night then a 99yr old great great grandmother the next |
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By *m A FuckerMan
over a year ago
kingswood,surrey/leysdown kent |
gotta say all these are brilliant |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bookmarking"
(A forum phrase)
Actually doing so  |
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The Sydney university thing is a bit annoying on profiles, it's not true it's a load of bollocks!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Straight but will play bi in group"
Get out. |
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By *m A FuckerMan
over a year ago
kingswood,surrey/leysdown kent |
male half of the Cpl here,lool |
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By *m A FuckerMan
over a year ago
kingswood,surrey/leysdown kent |
theres one on here...male half of Cpl looking to play at yours with permission haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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‘Professional Male’ as opposed to an amateur Male? Apprentice Male like wtf does it even mean 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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How about this one say there athletic but only has close up pic of their d and nothing else. Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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How’s fab treating you? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Haha! Love this! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm a real woman. Not like all these fake robot and hologram one I keep running into lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Love to give oral for hours..."
Some people do.
Me included. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have a look at the end of our profile.
That’s not one of them. We have a list of them"
My phone died before I could reach the end of your profile |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I love this, some of your replies proper made me giggle!
“Happy Fabbing” - Really? Someone asks me what I’m doing: “Oh just Fabbing dear, shan’t be long!” (Pmsl)
“Shaved in all the right places” - Where are the wrong places?
“Free’n’Single and ready to Mingle” Makes me grit my teeth! Hate it!
“I’ve got a good job, own home and car” in their photo background there’s mountains of dishes, or an absolute shit tip, or flowery bedding! —- yeah of course your single asshole!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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“I’ve got a good job, own home and car” in their photo background there’s mountains of dishes, or an absolute shit tip, or flowery bedding! —- yeah of course your single asshole!
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Oh that a good one. You also find that for reason they are always to busy to accommodate at here place too. Strange right |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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On a veri, 'knows how to please a woman' always makes me smile. |
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Put the word (insert word) in your message to prove you’ve read our profile. |
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"I'm a professional masseur with my own oils"(you went to Boots and just want a good grope?) |
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"This is not my first rodeo". Almost as popular as leaving, coming back and saying "Back again". |
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"Seeks men, women, couples, TV/TS aged 18-99...
Because we all like a fit, tight 18yr old body one night then a 99yr old great great grandmother the next "
Well, funny you should say that....
That phrase is also quite often accompanied by the "Not interested in fucking my/our way through the site". I'm assuming it's not in an ironic way either |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I know it says straight but.....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm different from all the other guys... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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entitled |
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"I love this, some of your replies proper made me giggle!
“Happy Fabbing” - Really? Someone asks me what I’m doing: “Oh just Fabbing dear, shan’t be long!” (Pmsl)
“Shaved in all the right places” - Where are the wrong places?
“Free’n’Single and ready to Mingle” Makes me grit my teeth! Hate it!
“I’ve got a good job, own home and car” in their photo background there’s mountains of dishes, or an absolute shit tip, or flowery bedding! —- yeah of course your single asshole!
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Your shit tip line made me giggle too! |
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I'm guilty of OP's peev eeeek
"I'm picky because I can be"
Ewww arrogant bitch, we know it's 1000000:1 guys to girls, you don't need to say it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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youre too far away
i want a relationship
i want local |
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By *m A FuckerMan
over a year ago
kingswood,surrey/leysdown kent |
""I'm a professional masseur with my own oils"(you went to Boots and just want a good grope?) "
haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not here to fuck my way through the whole of fab.... loads say that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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not another dick pic, block |
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"Natural Dom"
No mate, you're an arrogant alpha chimp arsehole. Totally different thing. |
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"No face pic, no chat"
Send face pic. Still no chat. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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“This is my first time”
Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""I'm a professional masseur with my own oils"(you went to Boots and just want a good grope?) "
Hahahahahahahaha  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can lick pussy for hours!!!!
Really!!! Lol |
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"I can lick pussy for hours!!!!
Really!!! Lol"
Read that, I can dream for hours about licking pussy for 10 seconds |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can lick pussy for hours!!!!
Really!!! Lol"
Is he saying he take him that long to get someone off lol |
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By *m A FuckerMan
over a year ago
kingswood,surrey/leysdown kent |
"I can lick pussy for hours!!!!
Really!!! Lol
Is he saying he take him that long to get someone off lol "
think that is code for cant get a hard on lol |
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New to this please be gentle , with verifications dating back 10 years |
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No time wasters , genuine meets only, not meeting at the moment haha |
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Straight guys only! Who are orally bi lol |
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Single guys who can accommodate a fuck buddy couple , no hotels. Means we are having an affair and need some were to play foc lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Professional couple. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love this, some of your replies proper made me giggle!
“Happy Fabbing” - Really? Someone asks me what I’m doing: “Oh just Fabbing dear, shan’t be long!” (Pmsl)
“Shaved in all the right places” - Where are the wrong places?
“Free’n’Single and ready to Mingle” Makes me grit my teeth! Hate it!
“I’ve got a good job, own home and car” in their photo background there’s mountains of dishes, or an absolute shit tip, or flowery bedding! —- yeah of course your single asshole!
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I’ve got a good job, own home and car”
Is going to attract golddiggers. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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don't mess this one around she's what fabs all about
i need profile help
is having no blacks written on my profile racist
who's got the best boobs
what makes a good cock |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i don't bite unless you ask me to |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don't want to sleep with the whole site.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"don't mess this one around she's what fabs all about
i need profile help
is having no blacks written on my profile racist
who's got the best boobs
what makes a good cock "
I swear you have made all that up |
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By *rIntMan
over a year ago
London |
"Professional couple. "
I never understood why people put that. You don’t need to be an executive to swing |
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By *rIntMan
over a year ago
London |
When people put “as section b paragraph a.3, you can’t steal my pics or I will sue”. Erm it’s kinda too late for that since you posted it yourself |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When people put “as section b paragraph a.3, you can’t steal my pics or I will sue”. Erm it’s kinda too late for that since you posted it yourself "
Agree Total bollocks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Knows what she wants and how to get it.
Hate that in Veri's |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Maycontainfullnuts is such a dickhead!"
I wish people would stop saying that. It's become SUCH a clichè.. |
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"Been here before so please verify me if you remember me...."
Meaning your missus caught you but you are having another go |
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By *aked_magicMan
over a year ago
the gutter looking at the stars (S.Australia) |
For some reason i cant explain "Somewhere only we know" as a location really grinds my gears, like seriously is that the best you can come up with? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We're all the same height lying down".
No. No, we're not. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""We're all the same height lying down".
No. No, we're not. "
exactly if youve got really pert 38DDs they stick up way higher than me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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does my bum look big in this? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Professional. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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only huge cocks need apply |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Put "blah blah" in the message title to show you've read the profile x"
this |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Professional. Really? So you get paid too, cool bananas. "
Cool Bananas!!! Hahaha, never heard that. I hope this becomes the most used Fab term. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""We're all the same height lying down".
No. No, we're not. "
Lying down fun and sex is boring any way! |
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""We're all the same height lying down".
No. No, we're not. "
I get some real height if I stick my tongue out |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""Age is just a number""
yes but thats a fact |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Straight guy seeking men!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Will you help me cum?
Thats not a request from me btw lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Straight guy seeking men!!! "
verified by men lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Straight guy seeking men!!! verified by men lol "
and only men lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Straight guy seeking men!!! verified by men lol and only men lol. "
exactly how often does that happen |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Straight guy seeking men!!! verified by men lol and only men lol. exactly how often does that happen "
lol x |
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I carnt publish your verification because I want meet women and it might put them off if they know I’m not straight !!! really . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I carnt publish your verification because I want meet women and it might put them off if they know I’m not straight !!! really . "
Wrong on many levels |
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Had it happen a few times to me. Xxxx |
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By *arkbaneMan
over a year ago
East leeds |
"Have a look at the end of our profile. "
Like war and peace reading profile lol
The best bits at the end I see lol |
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""Husband is 110% straight"
??"
Can you be 110 percent something?
Me thinks he does protest to much.
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By *isser36Man
over a year ago
fylde Coast |
"sick of fab am leaving after tonight"....
"Hate fab so many arseholes"...
"am leaving this site it's crap"...
Etc.. Etc...
All still on with active profiles weeks and months later!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""Husband is 110% straight"
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Can you be 110 percent something?
Me thinks he does protest to much.
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Thank you for not saying "doth"...that would have been Aaaaarghhhh |
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"Had it happen a few times to me. Xxxx"
Personally I would be more interested in him would make him a more opened minded lover. I like a person who is open to all sexual experiences, within sexual preferences obviously |
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"I'm actually Bi, I put straight on my profile so as not to put the ladies off.... check out my other profile on Fab Guys....." |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mrs sucks like a Dyson
Mrs could fuck for England. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Omg so many of these but my least favourites are:
'genuine' - because no-one would lie, right?
'How's Fab treating you/going for you?' - just boring and unoriginal
'I can do oral for hours'. Amazing. Here's your medal. Oral does very little for me but I can suck dick for hours too. Yay us.
'clean' - well, I fucking should think so?! Is that not a given?
'I have permission' - no, you really don't.
The age being 'wrong' is one I see a lot.
I am very guilty of the 'hidden words in the profile' and it does help me to add an extra filter so I don't give a shit if people don't like it. |
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over a year ago
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It could be Im shaven and prefer the same in others or there has to be some chemistry its so repetitive on profiles. |
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By *edVelveteenCouple
over a year ago
Heaven in the Midlands |
"Put "blah blah" in the message title to show you've read the profile x"
This. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mr as a lovely cock and knows how to use it |
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By *ohohoWoman
over a year ago
Up North |
"The phrase, "Happy fabbing."
-Which I am guilty of myself.. "
I use that all the time.  |
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Are there any genuine women here or are they all fakes and time wasters?!
Always by a guy that has 17 cock pics and ‘just ask’ for his profile. |
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"Have a look at the end of our profile. "
I enjoyed that! :D |
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""Husband is 110% straight"
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Can you be 110 percent something?
Me thinks he does protest to much.
Thank you for not saying "doth"...that would have been Aaaaarghhhh"
He protesteth excessively? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can't meet at the drop of a hat.
We regard them more as friends.
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"I hate it when I read on a profile the words 'we/I don't bite much, unless you ask'
So unoriginal!!!"
I'm a xx aged male looking to meet wemon .... like we dont get that is why you joined ... but then it's all they have |
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"How's your luck on here?
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lmao yer asking a woman that ... xx |
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Only meeting people I’ve met before |
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"When people put “as section b paragraph a.3, you can’t steal my pics or I will sue”. Erm it’s kinda too late for that since you posted it yourself "
Hmm actually I'm not sure if they cant I put some pics on an old profile i had done professional and paid a lot of money for apparently it was because I paid for copyright... only got 2 silly paper framed ones a a couple of little ones rest on a USB stick never did understand that legal jargon Haha also dont know where this copyright crap is either |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not meeting at the moment!! (Well fuck off the site till you are meeting)
Gym fit!! (And the person's profile has a right hippo on it)
Can't accom or travel!! ( Well how the fuck are you supposed to meet)
Not on here to fuck the site!! (Define swinging you pleb)
Face pics please!! (But you have no pics at all you knob head)
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Or
Not on here to fuck the site!!
Tonnes of meet verifications |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Male only here tonight!! (Couples profile)- we'll get a fucking single profile aswell you fucking clown!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hahahaha!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When they say they are Married but 100% Genuine..... The very maths that would be used to calculate that level of BS gives me an orgasm! |
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It has to be “professional”
Are we paying then? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Genuine" - Genuine what? Genuinely a human and not a poor imitation?
"Been here before....." - Ok? And? Do you want a ticker tape parade?
"Fab is now a publicly traded..." - Really?! I can buy shares in it? Where?!
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"I can breathe through my ears "
Hahahaha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When they say they are Married but 100% Genuine..... The very maths that would be used to calculate that level of BS gives me an orgasm!
Ooof let me woo you with some boolean algebra "
100% Falsey lol |
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'Fill in later' when profile is over a year old or more |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Seeks men, women, couples, TV/TS aged 18-99...
Because we all like a fit, tight 18yr old body one night then a 99yr old great great grandmother the next "
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I hate when veris start "wow, what can I say" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've got a fat arse if its not for you move on |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm looking for the one /relationship
but they never answer messages too busy going to swingers socials |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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mrs knows how to suck like a pro hoping to revisit soon dont mess this one around |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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these two are what fab all about dont pass a meet with these two |
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