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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Suddenly I cant watch porn anymore. The sites load but no vids will play  "
The smart TV's nowadays can see what you are doing while watching TV! They might be disgusted with what they are seeing and have pulled the plug on porn!  |
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By *ydrew OP Man
over a year ago
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"Suddenly I cant watch porn anymore. The sites load but no vids will play
The smart TV's nowadays can see what you are doing while watching TV! They might be disgusted with what they are seeing and have pulled the plug on porn! "
It's on my phone |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Suddenly I cant watch porn anymore. The sites load but no vids will play
The smart TV's nowadays can see what you are doing while watching TV! They might be disgusted with what they are seeing and have pulled the plug on porn!
It's on my phone "
The phone is getting smarter too!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You'll have to go proper old school and buy some "art pamphlets". Or see if you can find some under a hedge 
Oh the Joy's of finding some one stash of mags. Takes me back"
"Wild porn" is a phenomenon that the Internet generation will never know  |
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You've probably developed a porn clog. Porn is much thicker and more viscous than regular Internet traffic so it can start to clog the Internet pipes after a while
Try watching some "rushing mountain spring water" or "hedgehogs charging down a hillside" videos to try and give the pipes a bit of a cleanse. If that doesn't work maybe buy some unclogging software. McCafe is good... avoid their lates though! X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You’ve exceeded your lifetime limit.
There’s only so much porn a person is allowed to watch and you’ve used all yours up  "
Hahaha that's exactly what's happened  |
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"You've probably developed a porn clog. Porn is much thicker and more viscous than regular Internet traffic so it can start to clog the Internet pipes after a while
Try watching some "rushing mountain spring water" or "hedgehogs charging down a hillside" videos to try and give the pipes a bit of a cleanse. If that doesn't work maybe buy some unclogging software. McCafe is good... avoid their lates though! X"
Might need a powerflush, few cycles of songs of praise should do it. |
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"You’ve exceeded your lifetime limit.
There’s only so much porn a person is allowed to watch and you’ve used all yours up
Hahaha that's exactly what's happened "
I've never watched any porn ever. True story. You can buy my lifetimes worth if you want |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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on a (slightly) more serious note -
why are you bothering to watch porn on a phone? the screen is too small to see anything. but, if you don't have a computer, i suppose you are stuck.
If sites are not loading then it is possibly because your provider is blocking them. Try using a VPN. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I hardly watch it now anyway, find most of it boring
This, got tired of it all a couple of months ago. Not been back, just find it boring now. "
Have you seen the Japanese porn car race? That should be an olympic sport |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You'll have to go proper old school and buy some "art pamphlets". Or see if you can find some under a hedge
Oh the Joy's of finding some one stash of mags. Takes me back
"Wild porn" is a phenomenon that the Internet generation will never know "
A wild porn appeared.
Pokemon joke. Sorry. Gets coat. |
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Might need a powerflush, few cycles of songs of praise should do it. "
I've never heard of this method but makes perfect sense! Probably explains why everything sped up after we watched vicar of dibley last week as well
My only concern is the pipes getting a bit holy which I've heard can shorten their working life. .. |
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Might need a powerflush, few cycles of songs of praise should do it.
I've never heard of this method but makes perfect sense! Probably explains why everything sped up after we watched vicar of dibley last week as well
My only concern is the pipes getting a bit holy which I've heard can shorten their working life. .. "
Its all about finding the right balance, that sweetspot.
Come to think of it, a firmware upgrade on his penis may be all he needs! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You'll have to go proper old school and buy some "art pamphlets". Or see if you can find some under a hedge
Or 'one handed reading material'"
"gentleman's interest magazines"  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My only concern is the pipes getting a bit holy which I've heard can shorten their working life. .. "
Holy pipes will leak, and the you will end up with porn spilling out further down the pipeline. It can be a bugger to clean up |
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My only concern is the pipes getting a bit holy which I've heard can shorten their working life. .. "
Holy pipes will leak, and the you will end up with porn spilling out further down the pipeline. It can be a bugger to clean up"
Urgh that's the last thing we need! I'm spending enough on detol as it is! |
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