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Picture the scene. A lady dressed as Shrek, smeared in excrement. Me dressed in a sparkly mankini. Both of us on pogo sticks. Then an airhorn goes off and the vomit shower turns on...
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"Picture the scene. A lady dressed as Shrek, smeared in excrement. Me dressed in a sparkly mankini. Both of us on pogo sticks. Then an airhorn goes off and the vomit shower turns on...
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Don't leave it there..
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"Picture the scene. A lady dressed as Shrek, smeared in excrement. Me dressed in a sparkly mankini. Both of us on pogo sticks. Then an airhorn goes off and the vomit shower turns on...
Don't leave it there..
..what happened?"
We both shout "Jumanji!" And there's a stampede of furries, dressed as giant cats. Followed a moment later by more furries dressed as giant dogs. THe furries all catch each other and fuck frantically, covered in vomit. And me and the Shrek lady pogo in between them, cheering them on.
Nothing out of the ordinary. |
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"Picture the scene. A lady dressed as Shrek, smeared in excrement. Me dressed in a sparkly mankini. Both of us on pogo sticks. Then an airhorn goes off and the vomit shower turns on...
Don't leave it there..
..what happened?
We both shout "Jumanji!" And there's a stampede of furries, dressed as giant cats. Followed a moment later by more furries dressed as giant dogs. THe furries all catch each other and fuck frantically, covered in vomit. And me and the Shrek lady pogo in between them, cheering them on.
Nothing out of the ordinary."
Well.. god damn. You should write porn. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Picture the scene. A lady dressed as Shrek, smeared in excrement. Me dressed in a sparkly mankini. Both of us on pogo sticks. Then an airhorn goes off and the vomit shower turns on...
Don't leave it there..
..what happened?
We both shout "Jumanji!" And there's a stampede of furries, dressed as giant cats. Followed a moment later by more furries dressed as giant dogs. THe furries all catch each other and fuck frantically, covered in vomit. And me and the Shrek lady pogo in between them, cheering them on.
Nothing out of the ordinary.
Well.. god damn. You should write porn. "
Screw writing it he should be a director |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Picture the scene. A lady dressed as Shrek, smeared in excrement. Me dressed in a sparkly mankini. Both of us on pogo sticks. Then an airhorn goes off and the vomit shower turns on...
Don't leave it there..
..what happened?
We both shout "Jumanji!" And there's a stampede of furries, dressed as giant cats. Followed a moment later by more furries dressed as giant dogs. THe furries all catch each other and fuck frantically, covered in vomit. And me and the Shrek lady pogo in between them, cheering them on.
Nothing out of the ordinary.
Well.. god damn. You should write porn. "
The damn critics would be sniffy about my genius.  |
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"Losing my anal cherry while three fab lady friends held my hands during a bi mmfff"
When I read this all I could think was, surely you don't have three hands... |
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