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Sex is sex so you guys will have a blast no doubt!
Just be careful of jammed fingers, expect to be a long time adjusting, and expect to be at a weird angle, banged into the door, the frame, half fall on the floor when one of the straps lets go. One of you will end up with cramp because you’re in the weirdest position ever but fuck it we’ve finally got some form of penetration going here so nobody move!
You’ll end up fucking on the floor underneath the thing when you’ve given up!
It will bring you closer as a couple! |
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"Sex is sex so you guys will have a blast no doubt!
Just be careful of jammed fingers, expect to be a long time adjusting, and expect to be at a weird angle, banged into the door, the frame, half fall on the floor when one of the straps lets go. One of you will end up with cramp because you’re in the weirdest position ever but fuck it we’ve finally got some form of penetration going here so nobody move!
You’ll end up fucking on the floor underneath the thing when you’ve given up!
It will bring you closer as a couple! "
You’re really inspiring me to get one!
Ms x |
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Used one before the door warped, got stuck in the frame and left us locked in the living room with toys out and kids due home...
Had to climb through window to get out and back in, then shoulder charge the door so it would open. When moved out landlord asked why door would not close said pass as we never had it shut  |
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"Used one before the door warped, got stuck in the frame and left us locked in the living room with toys out and kids due home...
Had to climb through window to get out and back in, then shoulder charge the door so it would open. When moved out landlord asked why door would not close said pass as we never had it shut "
Thank-you this really made me laugh.
Just imagined you walking away from landlord whistling innocently.
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By *errysMan
over a year ago
milton keynes and kent |
"Used one before the door warped, got stuck in the frame and left us locked in the living room with toys out and kids due home...
Had to climb through window to get out and back in, then shoulder charge the door so it would open. When moved out landlord asked why door would not close said pass as we never had it shut "
Hahaha that sounds like one of those great memorable moments.
So the swing hangs on the actual door... in that case ignore my last comment lol
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sex is sex so you guys will have a blast no doubt!
Just be careful of jammed fingers, expect to be a long time adjusting, and expect to be at a weird angle, banged into the door, the frame, half fall on the floor when one of the straps lets go. One of you will end up with cramp because you’re in the weirdest position ever but fuck it we’ve finally got some form of penetration going here so nobody move!
You’ll end up fucking on the floor underneath the thing when you’ve given up!
It will bring you closer as a couple! "
So it worked out well for you then?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Recently purchased an over the door sexy swing which has been delivered this morning. Has anyone had any good or bad experience using one? We can’t wait till tonight, pics and vids to follow  x"
over the door attached to what exactly? |
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By *ikilovesCCouple
over a year ago
village life, closest main town inverness |
"Recently purchased an over the door sexy swing which has been delivered this morning. Has anyone had any good or bad experience using one? We can’t wait till tonight, pics and vids to follow x"
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Brilliant thread 
We were thinking of buying one of those but think we'll wait until you guys give your verdict after reading some of the comments lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What about a loft hatch.. Could it be suspended from that?? "
lol i wouldnt hang my weight from a loft hatch at best you want the fixings on a joist, some internal doors are hollow and have just two hinges with qhite small screws the door comprises 25 mm batten and many door frames are mdf in modern houses, in the case of couple who got locked in room this was because door was fitted close to frame gap so straps of swing jammed in door frame but personally i wouldnt hang my weight just from a door frame or door find a joist and fix it to that  |
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